The cunting Daily Mail thread.

[Dr Nowt]

The Daily Mail also providing conclusive proof that anyone using the phrase 'get a life' is a cunt of intergalactic proportions.

Just a merrrrrrment, mate, Lawrenson uses that one quite a lo...oh, yeah.

[magicrat]

Ridiculous front page but to be fair I doubt May will be arsed, she seems to buzz off all that shit, always wearing leopard skin shoes and whatever else and wasn't she in Vogue or some bollocks recently? It's Sturgeon I feel sorry for. She may not be a lady, but she's all woman. 

She said it was a bit of fun in order not to upset Rothemere no doubt,  Every right minded politician denounced it as crass sexist trivia.

Personally I couldn't give a fuck, There isn't enough beer in the world to make me see Theresa may as an object of sexual desire. The only fuckng I would like her to get is at the polls,

[RedKnight]

She daren't offend the Mail and it's readers. That group is her core support and, if they go against her, she's fucked. What a coward.

[Stickman]

I think it's time for that meteorite to come & wipe us out.

 

 

 

[cloggypop]

@DailyMailUK: Sainsbury's and Asda won't stock Christian Easter egg - but they DO put halal ones on their shelves http://dailym.ai/2p4GTtN

 

The FUCK is a halal Easter egg!

[dickie mint]

@DailyMailUK: Sainsbury's and Asda won't stock Christian Easter egg - but they DO put halal ones on their shelves http://dailym.ai/2p4GTtN

The FUCK is a halal Easter egg!

 

The milky bar kid won't be happy.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Some gobshite right-wing loony in Australia was complaining about "Halal Easter eggs".  

 

Some current affairs telly programme openly laughed at the fuckwit.

 

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/current-affairs/want-me-to-prove-it-waleed-aly-perfectly-mocks-hansons-nonhalal-easter-egg-endorsement/news-story/de783d7bcd24282489b2441004db7af5

[Lee909]

You have to just laugh at them

 

The eggs are not Halal eggs,they are just made with a veggie gelatine

[cloggypop]

Gelatine in chocolate?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Next weekend is "You're not even allowed to celebrate St George's Day anymore" day.

[littletedwest]

I wanted to find out how much my house was worth so I murdered the Mrs and the daily mail told me

[Lee909]

Gelatine in chocolate?

 

 

From what i have ready before some do

 

Probably a case of the factory uses the stuff so cross contamination too

Cadburys tell you 

https://www.cadbury.com.au/Products/Halal-Products.aspx

[cloggypop]

Appartant

 

From what i have ready before some do

I've had about 5 goes at that but, what?

[Lee909]

Fixed the post

[cloggypop]

Ah, that makes more sense yeah. I don't think I'd be eating any chocolate with gelatine in it as an actual ingredient like.

[Priory Doctor]

I believe that a Journalist from The Daily Mail tried to interview the winning Oxford Team from the recent University Challenge Final..

She gave up after the first two team members  said something along the lines of " Thanks for asking, but we won't be talking to anybody from that Fascist,Racist Rag "

Well done those lads. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Before the election, "Hurra pour les chemises noires"

 

 

After Le Pen lost - not a word.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Pesky French fucking up their front page. 

[SammyAftershave]

Simply in keeping with their longstanding traditions:

 

 

A great bunch of lads.

 

[Hades]

The only thing keeping me alive at the moment is knowing the Boomers are going to die soon.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Regarding fixed tariffs for electricity, they're reporting that May's policy will knock £100 a month off your bill.

 

When "Red Ed" Miliband proposed an extremely similar, practically identical policy it was met with the headline "back to the bad old days"...

[cloggypop]

Regarding fixed tariffs for electricity, they're reporting that May's policy will knock £100 a month off your bill.

 

When "Red Ed" Miliband proposed an extremely similar, practically identical policy it was met with the headline "back to the bad old days"...

"I know he would like to live in some sort of Marxist Universe where you can control these things (energy prices) but he needs a lesson in economics."

 

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/ed-miliband-marxist-david-cameron-prime-minister-512619

 

Here's the covers

 

Miliband

 

 

May

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Daily mail is the biggest cancer to the psyche of this country.

[Denny Crane]

A recap on how the torys reacted to energy caps back in 2013 . 

 

[bigbak]

Where are the cries of "how will they pay for it?".

 

Quite simply, they don't.  It's a headline grabber that costs the government nothing.

It'll probably be for people on standard tarriffs  The sort of people who should be switching tarriffs.