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Right, we've got loads of newcomers and lurkers who we want to get involved, so let's have a go at this:

 

name: Pete

age: 29

occupation: journo student

hailing from: Denmark

living in: Liverpool

loving: chocolate bars, red wine, Temple of the dog, lager

hating: writing stupid essays, the anxious wait for my new tv to arrive

currently reading: the rules of management (can't be arsed with the journalism ones at the moment)

christmas wish list: new clothes

at this moment I should really be: writing stupid essays, having a wank

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name: Kurt ( no there`s a surprise )

age: 34

occupation: Working in a sports retail shop

hailing from: Born in Narvik, Norway

living in: The centre of the Universe. Mo I Rana, Norway

loving: Music, LFC, Having quality time with friends drinking, jamming.

hating: My busted knee

currently reading: Just finished Halvbroren ( the half brother ) by lars Saabye Christensen. A dissapointing book, and i went through almost 600 pages waiting for it to take off. It did`nt.

christmas wish list: mp3 player, external hard drive, books, music, clothes, peace on earth etc.

at this moment I should really be: Going to bed, having sex with the missus. Sadly it`s that time of the month.

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name: Danny.

age: 28.

occupation: Government drone, journalist and politician.

hailing from: Liverpool.

living in: Wallasey.

loving: The fact that every new day is a day nearer to Margaret Thatcher popping her clogs.

hating: Being passed over for promotion by people who are my intellectual inferiors.

currently reading: The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins. I implore you, for the good of mankind, buy this book for anyone in your life who is religious.

christmas wish list: A new girlfriend; the last one was way too young (she was 19, I'm not a pervert ffs)

at this moment I should really be: Washing the dishes, putting the rubbish out and getting some sleep.

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name: Niels

age: 25

occupation: journo student

hailing from: Copenhagen

living in: Odense

loving: getting drunk, having fun, relaxing when I've worked hard

hating: sundays (most of them), stupid people, having stupid people ruling my country

currently reading: 3 or 4 different school books (well I started anyway) and Fear And Loathing In America - a Hunther S. Thompson letter collection

christmas wish list: books and clothes

at this moment I should really be: packing my stuff for Barcelona where I'm going tomorrow

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name: Dave

age: 23

occupation: Medical Records Clerk / Plumber / Steward

living in: Liverpool.

loving: Bran Flakes, Ale and My bird.

hating: Shit telly, Getting out of bed when it's pitch black and freezing!

currently reading: Whatever papers been left in the bog (Mirror or Star)

christmas wish list: ipod nano.

at this moment I should really be: fucking asleep!

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name: Matt

age: 31

occupation: Electronic Engineer

hailing from: Liverpool

living in: Portland, Oregon

loving: Real Bacon butties, Pac Northwest Microbrews, Boats, Skiing

hating: Cats, Marmite, Pick-up trucks

currently reading: Maiden Voyage - Story of an 18yr old girl who sails around the world single handedly. The Real Bill Shankly - just came through the post -thank you Mum!

christmas wish list: a Divorce

at this moment I should really be: something, not sure what though

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name: Glen

age: 38

occupation: jail guard, supply teacher

hailing from: born Ottawa, Canada grew up in Croydon/The Hague

living in: Nunavut, Canadian Arctic

loving: satelite tv, xmas break in 4 days, caribou 1.5 km from town

hating: frozen fuel lines on snow machine, alcohol ban in town next week for 3 weeks, corn from the cob stuck between my molars

currently reading: TLW #55, Prisoners of the North by Pierre Berton and a Michael Connely crime novel

christmas wish list: peace, love and understanding

at this moment i really should be: writing my sister a letter

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name: James

age: 34

occupation: Technical Writer

living in: Uppsala, Sweden

loving: Booze, football, cake, sweets, my family, more cake

hating: The fact that we haven't got snow and I have bought an ace sledge

currently reading: The Subtle Knife, Philip Pullman, part 2 of a cracking trilogy

christmas wish list: that my kids have an ace time

at this moment I should really be: drinking my tea, but I am, so fuck that

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name: Jeff

age: 22

occupation: Sports Management Student

born: Redmond, Wa

living in: Pullman, Wa

loving: Beers, Streaming Football, The Cougs, Winter Holiday

hating: Finals which mean dick to my grades, being 5 hours from homeThe fact that we haven't got snow and I have bought an ace sledge

currently reading: Sport Law: A Managerial Approach (shoot me now)

christmas wish list: Plane ticket to Europe for Spring Break

at this moment I should really be: Reading about false advertising

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name: Adam

age: 27

occupation: Computer Engineer (apparently)

born: Stalyvegas

living in: Wrexham

loving: Beer, music, film, laughing, monkeys, midgets, women, the list goes on.

hating: Bears, problems that don't need to exist, spiders, anchovies

currently reading: NOthing right now, last book was How to be Good by Nick Hornby

christmas wish list: Gemma from my local chippie would be nice

at this moment I should really be: Packing my bags to go and work in Newcastle for the rest of the week.

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name: Martin

age: 31

occupation: Solicitor

born: Newcastle

living in: London

loving: Football, music, drums, guitars & video games, cricket, dancing naked ladies

hating: work. the cold, christmas

currently playing: GTA: Vice City Stories, PES6

christmas wish list: a Wii but no chance, will have to buy it for myself

at this moment I should really be: working

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name: James

age: 34

occupation: Technical Writer

living in: Uppsala, Sweden

loving: Booze, football, cake, sweets, my family, more cake

hating: The fact that we haven't got snow and I have bought an ace sledge

currently reading: The Subtle Knife, Philip Pullman, part 2 of a cracking trilogy

christmas wish list: that my kids have an ace time

at this moment I should really be: drinking my tea, but I am, so fuck that

 

I forgot

 

Born: Bury

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name: Nick

age: 34

occupation: Freelance uber nerd

living in: Good old sussex by the sea (Brighton)

loving: House music, good comedy and seal clubbing

hating: Anyone connected with sales and marketing: kill yourselves.

currently reading: Guillem Ballague's Liverpool book & All Quiet on the Western Front

christmas wish list: Xbox 360 would be nice, failing that a new mixer for my 1210's

at this moment I should really not be: Firing up my wii wii

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name: dug

age: 23

occupation: customer service techninician (condescending call centre twat)

hailing from: bradford

living in: bradford

loving: drinking, porn, smoking, new car, anything with chips

hating: damp flats with no central heating, itchy balls, christmas, work

currently reading: field of swords (conn igulden), mayfair

christmas wish list: some sex with a real woman would be nice

at this moment I should really be: working

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name: Andy

age: 26

occupation: Radar engineer

living in: Cumbria

loving: RE4, Neil Young, Kebaps, my dogs and Bunty Haven.

hating: Picture loan adverts, gale force winds and missing out on meeting Zeb.

currently reading: The History of an Obsession: German Judeophobia and the Holocaust

christmas wish list: Blackadder box set, a new guitar and that RIS's kids have an ace time!

at this moment I should really be: Practicing for a gig I've got coming up in January.

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name: Cath

age: 41 (no, you're right I don't look it do I?)

occupation: Entrepreneur

hailing from: Litherland

living in: Sheffield

loving: Liverpool's improved form, Mr Cath, that fact I don't work for anyone but me

hating: dark mornings, cold and wet, not being able to get away on holiday

currently reading: Tobias Hill, The Love of Stones

christmas wish list: a Holiday, a case of Haut Cabirou, a vintage tawny port, a bottle of single malt and some fine cheeses.

at this moment I should really be: shifting boxes of cutlery around the warehouse in an effort to tidy up before Mr Important Customer turns up tomorrow am.

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name: Declan

age: 30

occupation: Filth, Fuzz (Whatever you wanna call me)

born: Wicklow, Ireland

living in: Kildare, Ireland

loving: Women. Christmas. Dogs.

hating: R&B, JonbonJovi, Drogba, Carvalho, G Neville.

currently reading: Lord Of The Rings for the millionth time.

christmas wish list: Audi A4

at this moment I should really be: Preparing for an interview for promotion today.

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name: Nick

age: 33

occupation: IT twat & freelance video editor/filmmaker (in the making)

living in: Brighton

loving: getting AccessAllAreas by just offering to film gigs on stage

hating: Not going backstage with the pipettes on friday - and namechecking

currently reading: Midwitch Cuckoos (finally). Great stuff.

christmas wish list: mmm one of everything please

at this moment I should really not be: Holding out letting my bowels go

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Name: Stuberto Montagliatelli.

Age: 26

Occupation: Technical Engineer

Hailing from: Liverpool

Loving: Radiohead, Bloc Party, Interpol, Mrs Stu, Watching old X-files videos, Sigur Ros, Spaced, DT's comeback, My new Xbox360, The Zapatistas, Naomi Klien, Lupe Fiasco's album, Dairylea on wholemeal toast, this being my last day in work this year.

Hating: Moaning lurkers, The Feeling, The Mail, The Sun, Bush, Blair, My stupid swollen ankle that won't go down.

Currently reading: "The age of reason" by Tom Paine; outstanding.

Christmas wish list: Just stuff. Xbox games and music mainly.

At this moment I should really be: Ensuring all loose ends are tied up pre-xmas.

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name: Zebedee Kavanagh-Grover (Ougadougou still not added by deed poll yet)

age: Twenty-bastard-six

occupation: Don of the RF

born: A Lesbian trapped in a man's body

living in: Filth

loving: Origami, my gigantic ego, Homemade carrot soup, Busy Bee,

3 different varieties of Pesto, homemade Granola, the RF, Ball sweat smell (mine only), godamn poontang

hating: Bolton. People from Bolton. Working in Bolton. The Bolton accent. Big fucking Bolton units with Big fucking Mouths. Bolton.

currently reading: Spanish Steps: Travels with my Donkey, hopefully the Derren Brown book

christmas wish list: Derren Brown Book, a Gorilla suit, a digital Camera, Aids to all, a wheel of cheese, to sex piss where no man has sex pissed before

at this moment I should really be: Reading up on my upcoming trip to Barca/Lloret de Mar, Getting some Euros

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name: Brian

age: 33

occupation: CAD Technician / Property Manager

Born: The Wirral

living in: London

loving: 50inch plasma TV, going the match, kitesurfing, beers in cosy warm pubs when its mingin outside

hating: LFC getting beat, Dark Mornings, Flat ale & pubs that serve up the dregs

currently reading: Quicksilver by Neal Stephenson

christmas wish list: A new girlfriend & some socks

at this moment I should really be: working

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Name: Derek

 

Age:32

 

Occupation: Accountant

 

Hailing from:Kildare, Republic of Ireland

 

Loving: My local GAA club (Leinster champions), Sex, Guinness, Music, Sky plus box.

 

Hating: Sky plus box, Bad drivers, Greedy irish bastards, the state of the premiership

 

Currently reading: Trawler by Redmond O'Hanlon (struggling)

 

Christmas wish list:My wife to become a nymphomaniac, father to regain full health and the reds to win number 19

 

At this moment I should really be :preparing the 2007 budget in work

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name: Stu

age: 31 but acting 20

occupation: DBA for a bank.

hailing from: Maghull

living in: Sheffield

loving: The fact that its nearly christmas and its not cold yet, playing table tennis in work

hating: Living in Sheffield, having a groin strain thats stopping me playing squash and footy, the fact im now getting ultamatums of my girlf to marry her.

Currently reading - Three men in a boat (on the recommendation of this forum - however, I now belive I have a tumor in my intestines after reading several medical journals.

christmas wish list: My two front teeth, a new groin.

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name: Richard Richard

age: 48

occupation: Duke of Kidderminster

living in: Hammer-Smith

loving: Friday night fry-ups

hating: That bastard Eddie

currently reading - War and Peace

christmas wish list: A girlfriend.

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Name: Lage

Age: 22

Occupation: Student, economic journalism (only 6 months to go now!)

Hailing from: Norway

Living in: Oslo

Loving: Playing football, watching football, those big flat TV's I can't afford, beer, the feeling in my stomach when I catch the first glimpse of Anfield on my way to the match. I should probably mention my bird as well.

Hating: Cancer, those big flat TV's I can't afford, the feeling in my stomach after eating british food.

Currently reading: "Journalistjævler" - in english it would be something like "Motherfucking journos".

Christmas wish list: Snow.

At this moment I should really be: studying for my last exam on thursday.

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