Who are ya

[Thomo123]

name: Paul

age: 29

occupation: Engineer

born: Carlisle

living in: Carlisle

loving: Football, golf, my bitch, terrys chocolate orange, big breasts, big nights on the lash, sleeping, smoking da weed.

hating: this shitty weather, work, early morning starts, drogba, andy gray.

currently reading: stalingrad, the beatles auth biog, dynamo by andy dougan.

christmas wish list: peace and goodwill to all men (and the ladeez).

at this moment I should really be: talking filth to a sexy buxom lady.

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[BatChainPuller]

Name: Jon

Age: 46

Occupation: Housing Manager, p/t student

Born: Redhill

Living in: London

Loving: Captain Beefheart, Elvis Costello, Roots and Culture, vinyl, most things Cuban, my kids, European nights, Che, Zapatistas, Hugo Chavez, Bill Hicks, swimming in a warm sea.

Hating: 4x4 driving mums, what is now called R & B, semi-skimmed milk, Bush n Blair, a rich and poor world, jazz.

Currently reading: academic databases, internet.

Christmas wish list: laptop, more vinyl, sleep.

At this moment I should really be: putting silicone sealant around the bath .

[Stu Monty]

Name: Jon

Age: 46

Occupation: Housing Manager, p/t student

Born: Redhill

Living in: London

Loving: Captain Beefheart, Elvis Costello, Roots and Culture, vinyl, most things Cuban, my kids, European nights, Che, Zapatistas, Hugo Chavez, Bill Hicks, swimming in a warm sea.

Hating: 4x4 driving mums, what is now called R & B, semi-skimmed milk, Bush n Blair, a rich and poor world, jazz.

Currently reading: academic databases, internet.

Christmas wish list: laptop, more vinyl, sleep.

At this moment I should really be: putting silicone sealant around the bath .

 

The exciting life of a revolutionary my friend.

[kopitegaz]

name: Gary

age: 34

occupation: Administrator

hailing from: Tuebrook

living in: Huyton

loving: LFC, my dogs

hating: Kelvin McKenzie, Dark Mornings

currently reading: Clive Barker - Books of Blood

christmas wish list: Jessica Alba

at this moment I should really be: doing as little as possible as I have a week off

[kopitegaz]

name: Cath

age: 41 (no, you're right I don't look it do I?)

occupation: Entrepreneur

hailing from: Litherland

living in: Sheffield

loving: Liverpool's improved form, Mr Cath, that fact I don't work for anyone but me

hating: dark mornings, cold and wet, not being able to get away on holiday

currently reading: Tobias Hill, The Love of Stones

christmas wish list: a Holiday, a case of Haut Cabirou, a vintage tawny port, a bottle of single malt and some fine cheeses.

at this moment I should really be: shifting boxes of cutlery around the warehouse in an effort to tidy up before Mr Important Customer turns up tomorrow am.

 

Oh, at least 42 Cath :tease:

[BatChainPuller]

The exciting life of a revolutionary my friend.

 

The youth section has to be bathed and there is an imminent threat of gender-based counterrevolution.

[Owen]

Name: Owen

 

Age: 26. How the hell did that happen?

 

Occupation: Occupational Danger Expert! Well ok, health and safety advisor. But before you bastard well start, I don't make the regulations or even enforce them. I help our clients comply with the regs in the easiest and cheapest way they can, and do my best to get them to protect the welfare of their employees. And anyway, if it wasn't for the escalating claims culture caused by lazy twats and jowly lawyers on daytime TV, people wouldn't over-react and Clarkson would have nothing to whinge about. So fuck off.

 

Hailing from: Batley

 

Living in: Barnsley. How the hell did that happen?

 

Loving: Girls of the Playboy Mansion on Living TV; Making mix cds; My car. My best friend getting back from 10 weeks in Madagascar at on Sunday.

 

Hating: Having to leave the Two Gallants out of the mix; Having a 36 hour cold slap bang in the middle of the weekend then being absolutely fine on Monday morning; Not having done any xmas shopping yet. Oh, and not being able to change avatar!

 

Christmas wish list: I'll be in Andalucia, so a Spanish rock chick with her own fishing boat would be ok I guess.

 

At this moment I should really be: Doing something constructive really. The flat is in desperate need of a tidy actually.

[23CARRAGOLD]

name: Kev

Age: 29

Occupation: Painter

Hailing from: Dovecot

Living in: Dovecot

Loving: The fact that Christmas is less than 2 weeks away, and ale house bliss looms large

Hating: The fact that 2 weeks after the above I have to go back to work

Currently reading:A season on the brink updated version

Xmas wish list: Kelvin Mckenzies removal from Five Live Christmas day broadcast.

[Paul]

Name: Paul

Age: 35

Occupation: Wiping tears, boxing ears and allaying fears (along with a bit o' schoolin' on they asses).

Born: Liverpool

Live: Oxton, innit.

Loving: Being a family man, food, my own mixes, TLW, reading, writing, The Reds, HBO.

Hating: I'm a lover, not a hater, but cackers at work - esp. at the helm - can fuck right off. I'm not overly fond of the terrible twos, either.

Currently reading: the paper and the RF at the same time.

Christmas wish list: debt relief (for me).

At this moment I should really be: sleeping. This is very late for me, but took kids from work to the panto at The Everyman and I'm wired to fuck off scavving loads of sweets.

[Section_31]

age: 26.

occupation: Journalist

hailing from: Liverpool.

living in: Cronton

loving: Not being dead

hating: Virtually everything on TV

currently reading: Battlestar Galactica - the official compannion

christmas wish list: Copious amounts of flange

at this moment I should really be: Making Horlics and getting ready for bed

[Paul]

age: 26.

occupation: Journalist

hailing from: Liverpool.

living in: Cronton

loving: Not being dead

hating: Virtually everything on TV

currently reading: Battlestar Galactica - the official compannion

christmas wish list: Copious amounts of flange

at this moment I should really be: Making Horlics and getting ready for bed

 

Oi, where's your name?

[loadsoftrophies]

NAME: Owen

AGE : 29

BORN AND LIVE: Waterford, Ireland

LOVING: Scarlett Johanssons Boobies, Dirk Kuyt, Buying Vinyl, Work bonus and My house and girlfriend

HATING :Man Usa's form, Westlife, Lickarses,Smelly breathe and the fact i'm 30 in January

CURRENTLY READING: Hooks autbiography{lonnie commentary rugby bloke from Ireland}

CHRISTMAS WISHLIST : A velcro tuxedo

AT THIS MOMENT I SHOULD BE : Making my secret Santa cd and looking for nudie women on the internet.

[Owen]

NAME: Owen

 

*High five!*

[loadsoftrophies]

*High five!*

 

We so rule right now!

[Section_31]

Oi, where's your name?

 

shoite

 

name: Mark

age: 26.

occupation: Journalist

hailing from: Liverpool.

living in: Cronton

loving: Not being dead

hating: Virtually everything on TV

currently reading: Battlestar Galactica - the official compannion

christmas wish list: Copious amounts of flange

at this moment I should really be: Making Horlics and getting ready for bed

[Owen]

We so rule right now!

 

Like; totally.

[Guest Jay W]

I'm John, nice to meet you.

[Michael Howard]

This is a great thread. Nice one DT.

 

name: Richard

age: 33

occupation: Solicitor

hailing from: Wallasey via North Wales

living in: Neston

loving: Being a good Dad and not so bad husband. Making and eating nice food for family and friends. Being out in the fresh air and sunshine ideally near the beach / coast.

hating: Wind and rain. Being stuck in centrally heated homes and offices for 6 months of the year. So much of modern britain and modern popular culture.

currently reading: The Gruffallo / Room on the Broom / Dig Dig Digging / Guess how much i love you / Just me and you / Mr Small / Mr Happy / Mr . . . . you get the idea

christmas wish list: A healthy wife, a new baby boy and a toddler not too peeved about arrival of younger brother. oh and some new clothes wouldn't go amiss. and Sugababes CD, James Morrison CD, Amy Winehouse CD.

at this moment I should really be: i really really should be doing some work

[JangoSolo]

Name: Andy

Age: 28

Occupation: Banking IT

Born: Blackburn

Live: Sheffield

Loving: Being a dad, Liverpool, Star Wars, playing Footy, my Nintendo Wii

Hating: Being out of the title race (again)

Currently reading: Just finished MoonDust, considering reading about The Pythons next

Christmas wish list: Season Ticket with Helicopter to get me there and back

At this moment I should really be: Working, but I'm off on holiday next week and my brain is already there

[Dermot]

name: Dermot

 

age: 27

 

occupation: Tax Consultant

 

living in: Manchester

 

Hailing from: Newry (Co.Down)

 

loving: My new Budda Bag and my 11 days leave over Christmas

 

hating: The fact that work is going crazy at the moment and that I am working late most nights to meet deadlines so that I get to keep my 11 days off.

 

currently reading: Farewell but not goodbye, Bobby Robson's Autobiography

 

christmas wish list: Budda Bag (It arrived early - woo hoo) and a mp3

 

at this moment I should really be: Reviewing work for the Canadian office, though I reckon that since they are not in work yet there is no great hurry.

[madstock]

shoite

name: Mark

 

Does the original omission mean that subconsciously you fear that you are a No-Mark?

 

I feel a psychological profile based entirely on twaddle coming up.

[madstock]

This is a great thread. Nice one DT.

 

currently reading: The Gruffallo / Room on the Broom / Dig Dig Digging / Guess how much i love you / Just me and you / Mr Small / Mr Happy / Mr . . . . you get the idea

 

In a similar vein I can recommend the Kes Gray classics such as "Eat Your Peas", "You Do" and the new opus "006½".

 

Failing that other Bartholemew Bear masterpieces including "Get Into Bed" and "On Your Potty" went down a storm, not forgetting the "Little Wolf" series by Ian Whybrow.

[Michael Howard]

In a similar vein I can recommend the Kes Gray classics such as "Eat Your Peas", "You Do" and the new opus "006½".

 

Failing that other Bartholemew Bear masterpieces including "Get Into Bed" and "On Your Potty" went down a storm, not forgetting the "Little Wolf" series by Ian Whybrow.

 

Will check them out. They have to be good enough to be read over and over and over and over again night after night night after night.

[Stu Monty]

Wrong thread.

 

Durrr...my head hurts.

[WaltonRed]

name: Michael Jones (sadly my mum wasnt a clash fan)

age: 24 (just!)

occupation: 2nd year Politics student at Liverpool University.

hailing from: Walton/Kirkdale Liverpool

living in: Walton Liverpool.

loving: That I have 18 mnths left of shitty uni,Porn,The Band,Madden 07,Going the La'go on a sunday night,NYPD Blue,Dirk Kuyt,Myspace.

hating: Hangovers,my jeans getting tighter as my arse grows,rockheads,having to go to my sisters in London for Xmas.

currently reading: Just finished Levon Helm's book and a season on the brink.

christmas wish list: A new laptop, Exercise Bike, to join a band.

at this moment I should really be: Wrapping Xmas Presents,making my dinner.