Are you a New man? (Do you cook and cry??)

[Slam Daniels]

Do you cook the tea for the missus? Are you the one that does the cleaning in your house? Do you cry at old episodes of Lassie? Does she wear the pants and beat you daily?

 

Vote now, people.

[The-Sir]

In all fairness I still live with me ma so I dont know if I shoulda voted in this poll. But what the heck!

[Slam Daniels]

In all fairness I still live with me ma so I dont know if I shoulda voted in this pool. But what the heck!

 

Ha ha ha! Funny as fuck, sir.

[Stouffer]

Can I change my vote if the missus sees this thread?

[RedinSweden]

I am deffo new man. I do all the cooking and most of the shopping, the missus does the washing and cleaning. I don't cry though, that's the bit i fall down on. Unless I get pissed and listen to Kilkelly by The Dubliners, then I greet like a bairn.

[Dermot]

I do most of the cooking but that is more as my missus isn't the greatest cook in the world, although I do enjoy it and reckon I am pretty good.

 

Last time I cried was after we won the European Cup.

 

Don't do any of the cleaning, we recently arranged for a maid service to do that for us and it was the best move ever as it has stopped me having to listen to hours of yapping and the house is clean.

[Guest TK-421]

Where's the "i'm single and most of my meals are pre-packaged by Sainsburys" option?

[Original202]

I've got a bit of a complex about cleaning. I don't like mess or dust so I'm well handy with a duster and a hoover.

 

I stop short at ironing though. If no-one else does it, I just don't bother. Hang up your clothes and the creases drop out anyway.

 

Do you cry at old episodes of Lassie? Doesn't everyone?

[lifetime fan]

I'm not sure where to vote to be honest. I live with my brother and we both let his missus do all the cleaning.

 

I am bloody good in the kitchen though but am currently single so you do not have an option available to me. Add a single male who likes cooking and masterbating option and I'll vote.

[Stu Monty]

I have a helper-monkey called joom-joom so it's a bit of a silly question really. There are no tears when he's around.

[Wig]

I have a helper-monkey called joom-joom so it's a bit of a silly question really. There are no tears when he's around.

 

 

 

PRAY . . . . FOR . . . . . . . JOOM-JOOM!!!

[tokyojoe]

Ironing? Is that the flat thing?

[Stouffer]

Ironing? Is that the flat thing?

 

Not the state of my keks it isn't.

[Paul]

It's about 2:1 in our house in my favour (woo-hoo!!!). I do everything except ironing. I fucking hate ironing.

[Hermes]

When we got married we agreed to divide all the housework 50/50.

 

She's doing it for the first 50 years.

[Paul]

When we got married we agreed to divide all the housework 50/50.

 

She's doing it for the first 50 years.

So how've you found the last twenty seven years of cleaning?

[Hermes]

So how've you found the last twenty seven years of cleaning?

 

First joke of the year Paul and it's only July.

 

Actually, I've been happily married for 2 years, 1989 and 2001 if I remember rightly.

[Stouffer]

This way --> Clicky

[Paul]

First joke of the year Paul and it's only July.

 

Actually, I've been happily married for 2 years, 1989 and 2001 if I remember rightly.

Joke?