Pungkoq Hang

Cracking haiku that.

Salah's blue boots, what the actual fuck? Head's gone, get rid etc,

Trent preening in the centre circle instead of staying wide as a fullback should fucking be, is starting to grind my gear. The times we put Palace in a spot of bother were, yes you guessed it, when we managed to create overload on the wings. But hey, this inverted fullback thingy is en vogue now innit?

Has fullbacks overlapping been banned in training?

Nah, pace goals don't count.

Nearly 24 hours has passed, still royally fuming at the result. Add to that Gooner twatstains at work lording it big time. Yeah right fuckers, enjoy it while it lasts. Hoping for Haaland and co. to give them a dry bumming (with reds and injuries galore for both teams) at the Emptyhad. Is it wrong for me to be wishing dog AIDS and cancer of the cock on Oliver, Webb, Tierney, Coote, that cunt who elbowed Robbo and got off scot-free and their ilk? (Sian Massey excepted, on account of not possessing said appendage but also one of the good, competent ones, a rare breed indeed)

Never heard of that cunt.

Thing is Roy Evan's teams play football that was pleasing to the eye, kind of shit at defending though (sexy Argentine shagging-on-the-dance-floor tango in attack, Morris dancing defence at the back). The Owl's vintage however was, how do you put it... shit.

*Shudders* The Cancer+Aids years, adroitly helmed by Hodgson, is much more traumatic than most of us would like to admit.

That was an oversight on my part for which I apologise. A front three of him, Ngog and Voronin would do nicely. I'd like to see Cole in midfield though that might be asking too much of the Danish powerhouse. The Doss is showing signs of fatigue I'm afraid. Time for young Jack Robinson though to step up.

Fuck that shit off. Poulsen should start.

Old Joe is now our very own Red Adair, putting out fires and plugging gaps all across the pitch, the ultimate utility player. Much has been made about professional players dislike of the supersub label (detesting it even, David Fairclough's take on that is well-documented I believe), but what about being called a utility player? Anybody here who has played to a decent level can shed a light on this?

Missed that one out, cheers. Stream died and only restarting just as Mac was about to cross to Darwin.

What's that handbag between Virgil and half of the scabs coaching team all about? One with them has been given a red by Manc Tierney. Not really an in-your-face celebration by Van Dijk now is it?

THIS.FUCKING.TEAM.