Pungkoq Hang

Can't really understand the grief Staveley's been getting in this thread. To the uninitiated, it'd seem that the denizens here are drowning in 9-9.5 out of 10 quims to be so dismissive of Amanda deary but then we know better, don't we? Definitely belong in the would category, mos def.

Let's not forget fucking Firmino overhitting 5 yard pass to Salah...

Knowing his previous brush with serious illness, seeing his name pop up in an active current thread fills me with dread and trepidation...

This, this and many times this. In the words of the immortal Kanye West; "if you ain't no punk, holla WE WANT PRENUP, WE WANT PRENUP".

Hahaha, look at T-rex there flailing his small arms. Cracking strike.

That shirley was a handball by Chiellini there, wasn't it?

Has that cheeky twat Llorente came on? His and Chiesa's are two faces I'd never tire of shoeing, repeatedly with a size 13 steel-toed miners boot.

It's horrendous alright, yet at the same time as someone said here slightly endearing. Italian shithousery at its best. I believe shithousery has now entered the lexicon, as opposed to being used by the cool cats in football forums around the interweb. When did thay happen? What is wrong with gamesmanship though.

Lifeline for the Belgians, terrific penalty there from Lukaku. Cracking game.

Italians employing the dark arts here. How the fuck did the ref missing Chiellini manhandling Lukaku there?

The sardines munchers' number 15 is doing a disservice to the Rafas of this world, tee hee.

Well, nary a smile there for the third goal which he himself scored the curmudgeonly fuck. Leave the non-celebrating sulk to Henrys and Cantonas of this world.

The fuck's wrong with Havertz though? Showing no emotions for all the goals. You're allowed to celebrate, you know...

Not really arsed about Ingurland but was a tad surprised that Jadon Sancho isn't in the squad. Knew that he wasn't exactly pulling up any trees for Dortmund last season but then so was Sterling and the rat's in. Couldn't be bothered to find out if they'd occupy the same position in a hypothetical starting eleven though. Shows just how much of a plank Southgate is. I for one can't wait for the inevitable QF exit and the wailing and gnashing of teeth in gammon central later.

Reece-James having a good game, keeping the rat quiet.