Pungkoq Hang

This, this and many times this. In the words of the immortal Kanye West; "if you ain't no punk, holla WE WANT PRENUP, WE WANT PRENUP".

Hahaha, look at T-rex there flailing his small arms. Cracking strike.

That shirley was a handball by Chiellini there, wasn't it?

Has that cheeky twat Llorente came on? His and Chiesa's are two faces I'd never tire of shoeing, repeatedly with a size 13 steel-toed miners boot.

It's horrendous alright, yet at the same time as someone said here slightly endearing. Italian shithousery at its best. I believe shithousery has now entered the lexicon, as opposed to being used by the cool cats in football forums around the interweb. When did thay happen? What is wrong with gamesmanship though.

Lifeline for the Belgians, terrific penalty there from Lukaku. Cracking game.

Italians employing the dark arts here. How the fuck did the ref missing Chiellini manhandling Lukaku there?

The sardines munchers' number 15 is doing a disservice to the Rafas of this world, tee hee.

Well, nary a smile there for the third goal which he himself scored the curmudgeonly fuck. Leave the non-celebrating sulk to Henrys and Cantonas of this world.

The fuck's wrong with Havertz though? Showing no emotions for all the goals. You're allowed to celebrate, you know...

Not really arsed about Ingurland but was a tad surprised that Jadon Sancho isn't in the squad. Knew that he wasn't exactly pulling up any trees for Dortmund last season but then so was Sterling and the rat's in. Couldn't be bothered to find out if they'd occupy the same position in a hypothetical starting eleven though. Shows just how much of a plank Southgate is. I for one can't wait for the inevitable QF exit and the wailing and gnashing of teeth in gammon central later.

Reece-James having a good game, keeping the rat quiet.

Fuck me, Citeh's midfield and backline parted like the Red Sea there.

Getting the regimental mess vibe here.

Mos def. Totally unsuited in a back 4, more of a fit in a system with wing-backs. If I recall correctly he came on as a sub on several occasions, slotted in on the left of the midfield and played well every time. Maybe his goal against Spurs clouded my judgement, but I always have a soft spot for him. Enjoy the win Albert.