Crime and Punishment

[Numero Veinticinco]

1 minute ago, Captain Willard said:

They should add posting history on the GF to the background checks. That would weed out the pro bean nutters at least. 

 

You shut your whore mouth, bean dodger. 

[Gnasher]

15 minutes ago, A Red said:

Well, the best way to see whether the rules are adequate would be for you to test the system and apply for one.

 

Excellent idea. I'll tell them a fella on a message board told me they're no more dangerous than a caterpault. That should get me over the line.

[Captain Willard]

2 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

 

You shut your whore mouth, bean dodger. 

See, that’s my whole point illustrated in one post. Pro beaners are easily angered twitchy fingered nutters. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

Just now, Gnasher said:

 

 

Excellent idea. I'll tell them a fella on a message board told me they're no more dangerous than a caterpault. That should get me over the line.

 

Careful though, they might ask for evidence; you'll have to run out the back door crying about shooting the messenger. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

Just now, Captain Willard said:

See, that’s my whole point illustrated in one post. Pro beaners are easily angered twitchy fingered nutters. 

 

[Gnasher]

4 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

 

Brilliant. I must be just like him then. That's how that works, right? After all, you and Rees-Mogg are peas in a pod Brexiteers, right? Anyway... maybe one day I'll see the light like you have:

 

 

 

I was indeed and I did indeed see the light. I now realise although its a bit shit it should be kept in public hands. 

 

 

[Skidfingers McGonical]

 

 

[Gnasher]

^ NEEDS TO CHANGE DEALER.

[Captain Howdy]

Gnasher is an outstanding poster, he’s fucking relentless. Shine on you crazy diamond.

[Captain Howdy]

I think ( though could be wrong) that we’re one of the strictest countries when it comes to guns and gun ownership. How many police forces don’t carry guns routinely? I’d imagine not many. FWIW I think any gun ownership should be banned and would support massive prison sentences for unlawful possession of one.

[johnsusername]

"Guns are great...like the Routemaster bus."

 

 

[Numero Veinticinco]

1 hour ago, Captain Howdy said:

Gnasher is an outstanding poster

Yes, quite a miracle. 

[Captain Howdy]

5 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

Yes, quite a miracle. 

Much duller place without him that’s for sure 

[Captain Willard]

Here a fun fact; the country with the second highest gun ownership per capita in the world is technically part of the UK. 

[A Red]

1 minute ago, Captain Willard said:

Here a fun fact; the country with the second highest gun ownership per capita in the world is technically part of the UK. 

Falkland Islands

 

I didn't copy that bit into google, I just knew.

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Well they need them, you never know when the Argentines will want their land back.... 

[dockers_strike]

1 hour ago, Captain Willard said:

Here a fun fact; the country with the second highest gun ownership per capita in the world is technically part of the UK. 

 

Technically, they arent part of the UK. They're just a British protectorate. Self governing and independent but depend on the UK to protect them from the likes of the Argies.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, dockers_strike said:

 

Technically, they arent part of the UK. They're just a British protectorate. Self governing and independent but depend on the UK to protect them from the likes of the Argies.

 

Yeah the 'Argies' and in-case the penguins decide to mount an attack? 

[Evelyn Tentions]

.22s aren't harmless little pellets. I lived on a sheep farm when I was at Uni and used one to shoot rabbits, foxes and feral cats. Long rifle hollow points. Deadly at 20 - 30 yards.

[Numero Veinticinco]

2 hours ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

.22s aren't harmless little pellets. I lived on a sheep farm when I was at Uni and used one to shoot rabbits, foxes and feral cats. Long rifle hollow points. Deadly at 20 - 30 yards.

.22 LR is different from the air gun pellets. They have a proper cartridge, you could do a lot of damage with those. To be fair, there’s a lot of confusion around .22 calibre. For example, 5.56x45mm is .22 calibre and that’s what you fire from AR15s, L85A2, etc. To say that’s totally different from a .22 air gun pellet or even the LR is an understatement. 

 

But look, anything like that is potentially incredibly dangerous. I mean, you’re not going on a killing spree with the pellets but I’m sure you could do some damage; hell, you could beat somebody to death with the rifle if you wanted. As I mentioned to Rico previously, there’s different pellets for different uses. The flat headed target Rifle ones will sting if you were shot with one, but it’s not going to go through your hoodie or through your skin. The hollow points or the dedicated hunting rifle pellets with the sharp point; you wouldn’t want to be shot with one of those close up. The .22 LR, you really don’t want to be shot with one of those. 
 

They need strict controls, used at rifle clubs, with licences trained staff, etc. That’s what seems to happen at Epsom. My objections have been 1) trying to make out the range and a guy with a shotgun had anything to do with one another 2) Gnasher posting pictures of Bisley, a huge national gun range that’s almost an hour away from Epsom, and trying to make out that it’s a school range and never backing down from that position because he is a dishonest little bugger 3) the pellets for target shooting are akin WMDs and should be banned because some cunt with a shotgun was a cunt. 

[Gnasher]

^ one day posh lad might make a post that does not contain the name of me or Jeremy Corbyn.

[Numero Veinticinco]

6 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

^ one day posh lad might make a post that does not contain the name of me or Jeremy Corbyn.

 

In what way am I posh lad? One day you might make a post that doesn't contain a blatant lie or ignorant nonsense. Hell, maybe even one day I'll be able to make a post without you following me around making dishonest little jibes. I guess we can both live in hope. 

[VladimirIlyich]

5 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

 

In what way am I posh lad? One day you might make a post that doesn't contain a blatant lie or ignorant nonsense. Hell, maybe even one day I'll be able to make a post without you following me around making dishonest little jibes. I guess we can both live in hope. 

Don't feed him NV.

[Gnasher]

6 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Don't feed him NV.

 

Him feed me? His last two fuvking posts mentioned my name. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

Oh no! Not your name!