Tory Cabinet Thread

[Bjornebye]

Gullis coming out calling his constituents savages, scrotes and scumbags then calling Stoke a shit-hole is about as accurate as the scruffy Ludo from Labrynth twat has ever been 

[skend04]

It's time for an election surely?

 

Ministers are threatening to resign over the NI protocol and the ERG are trying to run the show. The party is now not even governing itself let alone the country. These need dragging out of Downing Street.

[House of Dirk]

Gullis is what happens when people fuck their sisters

[Tj hooker]

2 hours ago, skend04 said:

It's time for an election surely?

 

Ministers are threatening to resign over the NI protocol and the ERG are trying to run the show. The party is now not even governing itself let alone the country. These need dragging out of Downing Street.

Though you'd never have guessed that by looking at the BBC news site 

[Moctezuma]

2 hours ago, skend04 said:

It's time for an election surely?

 

Ministers are threatening to resign over the NI protocol and the ERG are trying to run the show. The party is now not even governing itself let alone the country. These need dragging out of Downing Street.

 

Don't get your hopes up, there is another 18 months potentially of graft, corruption and looting to be had, there's no way there passing that opportunity up.

 

Also they'll be praying that the oil price dips and house prices start rocketing again (which no doubt with the latter they'll try and help via policy intervention) in the intervening period. So they can try and get together a minority government or hung parliament using their combined advantages of; the press, voter suppression, decrepit demography of voting asset holders who are geographically well spread.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, House of Dirk said:

Gullis is what happens when Ludo from Labyrinth fucks Therese Coffey 

 

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[House of Dirk]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

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This is the forum equivalent of eating strong cheese before bed

[skend04]

1 hour ago, House of Dirk said:

Gullis is what happens when people fuck their sisters

 

...over several generations. 

[Gnasher]

Eddie Dempsey 'they're having a disco up there' chapter 28.

 

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2023/feb/22/lloyds-bankers-bonus-pot

 

 

[Rico1304]

On 08/10/2022 at 12:17, Strontium said:

 

No, it stems from the fact that he's lost nearly every case he's taken on. But if people want to keep throwing good money after bad, that's their prerogative.

Another in the L column today.  

[Strontium]

52 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

Another in the L column today.  

 

Calling themselves the Good Law Project could fall foul of trading standards. Maybe a rename is in order; "I Can't Believe it's a Law Firm" is still available I think.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Of course you are.

 

 

[Arniepie]

Have the met actilually explained how he was able to dodge fines unlike people,who were at the same party,got issued with?

[Gnasher]

 

Cost of living crisis. Tighten our belts. All in this together. Blah blah blah.

 

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2023/feb/22/lloyds-bankers-bonus-pot

 

 

[Rico1304]

10 hours ago, Skidfingers McGonical said:

Of course you are.

 

 

 The issue is that he’s crowd funding the legal equivalents of shots from 45 yards.   He’s been denied standing several times and in others the point he’s trying to make has been addressed in judgments.  He’s literally playing to the crowd and making a living taking pot shots.  He gets to look good to the gullible, make a lot of noise about being the voice of the people whilst not risking any of his own cash.  When he misses for the 15th time that season he says ‘but remember the one i scored against city’ 

[Jack the Sipper]

10 hours ago, Arniepie said:

Have the met actilually explained how he was able to dodge fines unlike people,who were at the same party,got issued with?

 

I think it's because he was PM and had a lot of influence. I'm sure the Met would let us know if it were otherwise.

[Arniepie]

5 minutes ago, Jack the Sipper said:

 

I think it's because he was PM and had a lot of influence. I'm sure the Met would let us know if it were otherwise.

And here was me thinking something iffy was going on.

Hasn't starmer said something about setting up a proper independent body up,to review this kind of thing,if they get in?

[Arniepie]

Before he became pm it was apparently a well known fact johnson was in financial trouble (probally all those maintaince payments)

He has just bought a 9 bedroom bastard house.

So he has essentially used his position of pm to make himself rich.

If this type of thing would be happening in Italy the media would be ripping them

[Jack the Sipper]

 

That's potentially a hell of a lot of gullible people coming through the school system right now. If they are going to do gullible things, I would rather it was giving a few quid to fund  lawyers fighting corrupt institutions and governments than supporting and voting for corrupt governments. 

 

But each to their own, eh.

[Arniepie]

41 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

 The issue is that he’s crowd funding the legal equivalents of shots from 45 yards.   He’s been denied standing several times and in others the point he’s trying to make has been addressed in judgments.  He’s literally playing to the crowd and making a living taking pot shots.  He gets to look good to the gullible, make a lot of noise about being the voice of the people whilst not risking any of his own cash.  When he misses for the 15th time that season he says ‘but remember the one i scored against city’ 

Unless I'm missing something many points haven't been addressed?

Why did the met initially deny there had been any parties?

Why was the abba one not even investigated?

Why did he not recoeve a fine when other people at the sane party got one?

[Jack the Sipper]

4 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

Unless I'm missing something many points haven't been addressed?

Why did the met initially deny there had been any parties?

Why was the abba one not even investigated?

Why did he not recoeve a fine when other people at the sane party got one?

 

Another question that probably answers the rest: Why did the Met police at Downing St, who log every person who visits and leaves, and at what times, not report any of this back to their superiors? or, if they did, why was action not taken at the time?

 

[Rico1304]

The courts aren’t there to decide what’s good or bad, but what’s legal.  He knows this.  He keeps going though.  

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Rico1304 said:

 The issue is that he’s crowd funding the legal equivalents of shots from 45 yards.   He’s been denied standing several times and in others the point he’s trying to make has been addressed in judgments.  He’s literally playing to the crowd and making a living taking pot shots.  He gets to look good to the gullible, make a lot of noise about being the voice of the people whilst not risking any of his own cash.  When he misses for the 15th time that season he says ‘but remember the one i scored against city’ 

 

You've just perfectly described Andros Townsend. 

 

1 hour ago, Arniepie said:

Before he became pm it was apparently a well known fact johnson was in financial trouble (probally all those maintaince payments)

He has just bought a 9 bedroom bastard house.

So he has essentially used his position of pm to make himself rich.

If this type of thing would be happening in Italy the media would be ripping them

 

To be fair Berlusconi has spent his life ripping arse-holes apart. Literally. 

[Section_31]

That Ben Wallace is a tedious cunt isn't he. Seems to have carved out a niche as some sort of 'forces first' cheerleader. Saw him wearing a camo getup the other day on an interview, these stories always seem to appear about him reading the riot act to the treasury demanding they don't 'fuck with my marines!' type shit. Fucking bank manager-looking cunt. 

[sir roger]

16 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

That Ben Wallace is a tedious cunt isn't he. Seems to have carved out a niche as some sort of 'forces first' cheerleader. Saw him wearing a camo getup the other day on an interview, these stories always seem to appear about him reading the riot act to the treasury demanding they don't 'fuck with my marines!' type shit. Fucking bank manager-looking cunt. 

 

Johnny Mercer without the head injury.