Tory Cabinet Thread

[Rico1304]

On 22/02/2023 at 19:42, Strontium said:

 

Calling themselves the Good Law Project could fall foul of trading standards. Maybe a rename is in order; "I Can't Believe it's a Law Firm" is still available I think.

I mean who doesn’t have beef with the Charities Commission?  
 

 

[johnsusername]

Therese Coffey has failed at everything she's done in life (and been bailed out), it's not a surprise she's a clueless politician. 

[lifetime fan]

On 23/02/2023 at 15:29, Section_31 said:

That Ben Wallace is a tedious cunt isn't he. Seems to have carved out a niche as some sort of 'forces first' cheerleader. Saw him wearing a camo getup the other day on an interview, these stories always seem to appear about him reading the riot act to the treasury demanding they don't 'fuck with my marines!' type shit. Fucking bank manager-looking cunt. 

Wallace Vs Mercer. 
 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-64744783

 

It’s impressive how often Mercer’s wife goes into battle for him considering the long standing affair he’s having. 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, johnsusername said:

Therese Coffey has failed at everything she's done in life (and been bailed out), it's not a surprise she's a clueless politician. 

Another trough scoffing, shit in the bath cunt who knows where the bodies are stashed. Probably up her skirt the fucking ogre 

[Section_31]

26 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Wallace Vs Mercer. 
 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-64744783

 

It’s impressive how often Mercer’s wife goes into battle for him considering the long standing affair he’s having. 

 

 

 

 

[Arniepie]

[Gnasher]

68 miles an hour in a 40 miles per hour zone. Second time in a year  

 

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/newslondon/minister-robert-jenrick-faces-driving-ban-after-being-caught-speedingagain/ar-AA17PT1a?s=09

 

 

[Anubis]

Bernard Ingram.

Goodnight, rancid piss-Prince. May hordes of demons drag you to your eternal, excruciating torment.

[Creator Supreme]

3 hours ago, Anubis said:

Bernard Ingram.

Goodnight, rancid piss-Prince. May hordes of demons drag you to your eternal, excruciating torment.

I hope they use his eyebrows as a heat source. Could insulate 2 or 3 houses with them bastards!

[Arniepie]

Need mcenzie for the hat trick

[Creator Supreme]

19 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

Need mcenzie for the hat trick

Now this I can masturbate to.

[Harry's Lad]

27 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

Need mcenzie for the hat trick

Then there's Duckenfield, Denton, Foster, Metcalf, Bettison, the list goes on.

Bastards every one of them. The scum of the earth.

[Arniepie]

3 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

Then there's Duckenfield, Denton, Foster, Metcalf, Bettison, the list goes on.

Lying bastards every one of them. The scum of the earth.

I Would take particular delight when that horrific twat mcenzie pops his clogs. 

[Kepler-186]

18 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

Then there's Duckenfield, Denton, Foster, Metcalf, Bettison, the list goes on.

Bastards every one of them. The scum of the earth.

Heffer and “Boris” Johnson. Blair and Straw. That Jonathan Creek prick as well. 

[Harry's Lad]

12 minutes ago, Kepler-186 said:

Heffer and “Boris” Johnson. Blair and Straw. That Jonathan Creek prick as well. 

Yes, them too. 

I hated Ingham though. His 'tanked up mob' remarks stuck and played a large part in the shit that followed.

A complete cunt of a man, as are the rest of them.

 

 

[lifetime fan]

8 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

Yes, them too. 

I hated Ingham though. His 'tanked up mob' remarks stuck and played a large part in the shit that followed.

A complete cunt of a man, as are the rest of them.

 

 

His refusal to apologise and admit it was bullshit was even worse. 

[Creator Supreme]

Add that Wallace and Gromit looking cunt Middup to the list as well, fucking shitstain!

[an tha]

8 hours ago, Anubis said:

Bernard Ingram.

Goodnight, rancid piss-Prince. May hordes of demons drag you to your eternal, excruciating torment.

Burn in hell, you fucking piece of ratshit.

 

That tory cunt, not you!

[lifetime fan]

When you see a female MP has been deselected just weeks after returning from maternity leave your first thought is one of empathy and you question the motives of those who voted to deselect her. 
 

Then you carry on reading and realise she’s consistently voted against workers rights and trade union representation and is the niece of Jacob Rees-Mogg. 
 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-64766691

 

 

 

[Creator Supreme]

15 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

When you see a female MP has been deselected just weeks after returning from maternity leave your first thought is one of empathy and you question the motives of those who voted to deselect her. 
 

Then you carry on reading and realise she’s consistently voted against workers rights and trade union representation and is the niece of Jacob Rees-Mogg. 
 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-64766691

 

 

 

Exactly what I thought Col, bollocks to her and her twat of an uncle!

[PestiRed]

https://www.theguardian.com/food/2023/feb/26/tomato-free-pizza-on-the-menu-as-chefs-choke-on-the-price-of-fruit-and-veg

 

Sorry but that is funny as fuck

[polymerpunkah]

BLT: Bacon lettuce and turnip.

[Arniepie]

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/lockdown-files/

[Section_31]

These stories always break in the Tory press. It's like living in the last days of the Roman Republic, just rich cunts knifing each other to further their own agendas.

[Arniepie]

50 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

These stories always break in the Tory press. It's like living in the last days of the Roman Republic, just rich cunts knifing each other to further their own agendas.

Ive no doubt its been leaked out of political conveneince but I cant see who it benefits?

It certainly doesnt shed Hancocks boss in a good light.