MK Dons (A) Rumbelows Cup 25/9/19

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

A rundown containing a few oysters of understanding from old VD.

 

Kelleher. Watched him quite a bit, can be a great keeper, but tends to switch off like a 1980’s Amstrad tape to tape.

 

Hoever has it all, his casualness could be his downfall though, he makes Cheech Marin seem like Charles Salvador.

 

Gomez. Another casual, but mostly cruises like a Rolls. Prone to breakdown.

 

Lovren. Huge self confidence, experienced but mostly incompetent. A footballing The Donald.

 

Milner. Rambo and Conan rolled into one. With a dash of Dustin Hoffman. Is it safe?

 

Lallana. Just twisting the night away. Runs like he is on a Nivea filled treadmill.

 

The Onyx. A rare gem. Can go from coal to diamond. Might end up as CZ.

 

Keita. Can he be what he was in Germany, needs some luck and a boost of confidence. We’ve seen Jekyll, we need Hyde.

 

Brewster, he’s so cool. Lot of pressure on him, unfairly. Had a fright night last night.

 

Jones the Foot. Learning to showboat less and move it quicker. Got it all. 

 

Elliott has come home. Superstar in the making. Unlike his namesake he is always visible.

 

A good result last night, well done lads. 

[El Rojo]

Thought Brewster was trying too hard last night, which is understandable given that he was out for a year and is desperate to make an impression. I'm sure we'll see him again against Arsenal. As a striker, it's pretty crucial that he scores soon for his own confidence.

 

By comparison, Elliott played with great composure and patience. Really impressed that he looked to pick out team-mates on a couple of occasions when he could possibly have had a go himself. Team player. 

 

Jones looked a much better player than the last time I saw him for us.

 

Kelleher made some great saves and looks really comfortable with the ball at his feet. He'll struggle for game-time this season once Alisson is back though. Loan deal in January maybe?

 

We already knew Hoever was quality, though it took him a while to get into the game.

[deiseach]

43 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Kelleher. Watched him quite a bit, can be a great keeper, but tends to switch off like a 1980’s Amstrad tape to tape.

 

Hoever has it all, his casualness could be his downfall though, he makes Cheech Marin seem like Charles Salvador.

[Stickman]

1 hour ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

So Everton are still in the running for the Lasting Longer In The League Cup Than Liverpool Trophy.

 They've won two games to our one so don't be getting all cocky now....

 

As far as the next round goes same squad as last night Jurgen. I know it's a shittiness of modern football attitude but I want the league I want that monkey off our back I want to be able to enjoy stress free football next season basking in the fact we've pissed off most of the country..I just want to win it again

Failing that the Champs League will do.....Once you've had Margot Robbie which that was you don't want to drop back down to Natalie Cassidy.....

 

Having said that obviously if we get to the final then like after a few pints tastes change.

[3 Stacks]

Two thoughts from this game:

 

You can see why Lovren was close to being sold and why Gomez is third choice. They both look like they don't really care. Lovren just looks like he wants to be somewhere else, doesn't play with any aggression anymore. He got pushed around by a bunch of nobodies. Gomez is probably peeved he lost his spot to Matip. Very lackadaisical.

 

And, Elliott just has it. We'll be careful with him and he probably won't feature much, but his talent, his touch is special.

[Captain Turdseye]

4 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

Mk Dons is a good stadium but there's fuck all around it for miles. 4000 average gate but somehow sell out last night. 

 

The queues for McDonalds and Burger King outside the ground resembled the rice trucks at the start of Black Hawk Down.

 

Liverpool Lad had one of his minions go through the KFC drive-thru without even being in a car. 

[Trumo]

4 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

Liverpool Lad had one of his minions go through the KFC drive-thru without even being in a car. 

 

The guy probably needed the energy boost before pushing the car through.

[Captain Turdseye]

I’m not sure if Doctor Troy was the minion or not. I didn’t stop for long. 

[Harry Squatter]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I’m not sure if Doctor Troy was the minion or not. I didn’t stop for long. 

Yeah it was me

[Captain Turdseye]

4 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Yeah it was me

 

I would have stopped and said hello if I knew who you were, mate. I only put two and two together after I posted that earlier. 

 

Not quite as as bad as the first time I got tickets from Al. Spent most of the match talking to Mark who was in the row behind us and only realised he was LL from on here the next time I met him. 

[Harry Squatter]

3 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

I would have stopped and said hello if I knew who you were, mate. I only put two and two together after I posted that earlier. 

 

Not quite as as bad as the first time I got tickets from Al. Spent most of the match talking to Mark who was in the row behind us and only realised he was LL from on here the next time I met him. 

Ha, no problem, I think I came back with the food just as you were leaving. We were lucky to even get food the state of the queue earlier on. Plus the woman serving the food just fucked off for ages after serving two peaky blinders wannabe quegs.

[VladimirIlyich]

8 hours ago, Stickman said:

 They've won two games to our one so don't be getting all cocky now....

 

As far as the next round goes same squad as last night Jurgen. I know it's a shittiness of modern football attitude but I want the league I want that monkey off our back I want to be able to enjoy stress free football next season basking in the fact we've pissed off most of the country..I just want to win it again

Failing that the Champs League will do.....Once you've had Margot Robbie which that was you don't want to drop back down to Natalie Cassidy.....

 

Having said that obviously if we get to the final then like after a few pints tastes change.

Natalie Cassidy is the closest I will get to Margot Robbie.

[Thoth]

[Anubis]

9 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Natalie Cassidy is the closest I will get to Margot Robbie.

 

Some prozzie on Kensington Rd is the closest you’ll get to Natalie Cassidy.

[Lee909]

So reports out this morning that we might get thrown out. Possibly fielded a illegible player. Klopp probably can't be arsed with a shitty draw with Arsenal and having to field first team players so grassed up up

[Captain Turdseye]

Hope we win it now. Just for the fume. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

3 minutes ago, Lee909 said:

So reports out this morning that we might get thrown out. Possibly fielded a illegible player. Klopp probably can't be arsed with a shitty draw with Arsenal and having to field first team players so grassed up up

 

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/fa-league-cups/liverpool-efl-cup-news-latest-ineligible-player-mk-dons-a9124051.html

 

Liverpool face the prospect of being expelled from this season’s EFL Cup after fielding an ineligible player in their third round victory at Milton Keynes Dons.

The identity of the player is unknown but it is understood that the dispute is between the club and the Football Association, relating to the player’s international clearance.

 

International clearance is required by the FA for any player previously registered to a club outside England or a foreign national seeking to register in the country for the first time.

 

 

A Liverpool spokesperson said: “The club are aware of a potential administrative issue pertaining to one of our players.

 

“We are working with the relevant authorities in order to establish the facts of the matter and will be making no further comment until this process is complete.”

 

An EFL spokesperson told The Independent: “We are currently considering the matter.”

Jürgen Klopp fielded several youngsters in Wednesday’s 2-0 win, with the likes of Rhian Brewster, Harvey Elliott and Herbie Kane making their senior debuts alongside teenage midfielder Curtis Jones.

 

While those English-born players are unlikely to be the subject of the dispute, international clearance may be required for Dutch defender Sepp van den Berg, a summer signing from PEC Zwolle, who appeared as a second-half substitute.

Van den Berg’s compatriot Ki-Jana Hoever scored Liverpool’s second goal at Stadium MK, while Republic of Ireland goalkeeper Caoimhin Kelleher was also named in the starting line-up. 

 

Spanish midfielder Pedro Chirivella made his first appearance in three years from the substitutes’ bench. All other foreign-born players to take part were members of Klopp's regular first-team squad.

EFL Cup rules state that any players from Premier League clubs must be ones “registered and eligible to participate in a Premier League match commencing at the same time and on the same date as the competition match”.

The EFL warns clubs that it has “full power” to investigate clubs in breach of the competition’s rules and impose “penalties by way of reprimand, fine or other penalty (or any combination thereof)”

 

 

 

 

 

Sport > Football > FA & League Cups

 

[Scooby Dudek]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49862651

 

In 2014, Sunderland were fined by the Premier League and the EFL after they fielded an ineligible player in four league matches and a League Cup match.

The club admitted they made an administrative error with striker Ji Dong-won but were not deducted points or kicked out of the cup.

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

[Elite]

We'll get a small fine but this shit shouldn't happen in the first place, dozy cunts.

[Toxteth O'Grady]

I expect there's an 83 page thread on GOT already, calling for us to be expelled from the Premier League, the Football League and the Champions League at the very least.

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

48 minutes ago, Toxteth O'Grady said:

I expect there's an 83 page thread on GOT already, calling for us to be expelled from the Premier League, the Football League and the Champions League at the very least.

I suspect petitions are already under way for the Champions League to be awarded to Spurs and the Super Cup to Chelsea.

[dockers_strike]

Seems the press cannot make their minds up whether it was Chirivella or van den Berg. Sounds a non story to me with someone out to make mischief.

 

The fume from the ev, city and united fans in particular is going to be laughable if nothing comes from this.

 

 

[Kevin D]

On 23/09/2019 at 06:47, deiseach said:

 

 

I think its bang out order that you posted before a match, without including the description:

 

 

 

 

 

Captain silverlining’s legs have long gone but retains his place having graciously agreed a pay-as-you-play one year deal. His new partner at CB is Durango, a gimp for whom the descriptions Lard of the Rings, chaircrushing human greasegun, and PURE CUNT WITH LASHINGS OF FUCK OFF FAT BASTARD are regularly ascribed. His critics are less kind.

A blend of youth and experience in defence is provided by the promotion of SCOUSER17UK and FrenchEyeGlass. The former has endured a shaky introduction to gimp life, having – by his own admission – struggled with the language. FEG has been knocking on the dungeon door for years and this stoic commitment to remaining ‘in the red’ has paid off. Congratulations, son.

Red Nick was a controversial omission last season but earned his starting berth with some stellar performances in the MF. A loose cannon, what he lacks in nuance Nick makes up for in bona fide, 110% certifiable shoulderchewing mental illness. Unplayable on his day but, for the love of God, never approach this gimp in the showers.

Funnneeeee, Antynwa, Code72 and celeryBADboy (the autist formerly known as simon) are all established first-team gimps; the 'split spine' of the side – the spina bifida.

Big money signing FanchesterCity blew a hole in dave u’s budget luring him from Bluemoon but he links effortlessly up front with veteran xerxes. An unconventional small man-smaller man combo, these two browbeat opposition defences with their mix of haughty condescension and humourless cuntfuckery. xerxes favours the long game and will attack balls in the ayre all day, night, week, month and tax year long.

There’s been a lot made of the questionable call to jettison BringBackBiscan, especially at a time when TLW is woefully gimpless. The guy had everything in his locker to be a world-class WUM but for various reasons (turning up drunk; sectarianism; psychopathy) he was never going to make it here. He goes with our best wishes and on the understanding that if he is to return, he needs to change his style.

[House of Dirk]

28 minutes ago, Kevin D said:

 

 

I think its bang out order that you posted before a match, without including the description:

 

 

 

 

 

Captain silverlining’s legs have long gone but retains his place having graciously agreed a pay-as-you-play one year deal. His new partner at CB is Durango, a gimp for whom the descriptions Lard of the Rings, chaircrushing human greasegun, and PURE CUNT WITH LASHINGS OF FUCK OFF FAT BASTARD are regularly ascribed. His critics are less kind.

A blend of youth and experience in defence is provided by the promotion of SCOUSER17UK and FrenchEyeGlass. The former has endured a shaky introduction to gimp life, having – by his own admission – struggled with the language. FEG has been knocking on the dungeon door for years and this stoic commitment to remaining ‘in the red’ has paid off. Congratulations, son.

Red Nick was a controversial omission last season but earned his starting berth with some stellar performances in the MF. A loose cannon, what he lacks in nuance Nick makes up for in bona fide, 110% certifiable shoulderchewing mental illness. Unplayable on his day but, for the love of God, never approach this gimp in the showers.

Funnneeeee, Antynwa, Code72 and celeryBADboy (the autist formerly known as simon) are all established first-team gimps; the 'split spine' of the side – the spina bifida.

Big money signing FanchesterCity blew a hole in dave u’s budget luring him from Bluemoon but he links effortlessly up front with veteran xerxes. An unconventional small man-smaller man combo, these two browbeat opposition defences with their mix of haughty condescension and humourless cuntfuckery. xerxes favours the long game and will attack balls in the ayre all day, night, week, month and tax year long.

There’s been a lot made of the questionable call to jettison BringBackBiscan, especially at a time when TLW is woefully gimpless. The guy had everything in his locker to be a world-class WUM but for various reasons (turning up drunk; sectarianism; psychopathy) he was never going to make it here. He goes with our best wishes and on the understanding that if he is to return, he needs to change his style.

 

 

I'm usually gasping for air by the time I get toi 'chaircrushing human greasegun'