Summer 2017 Transfer Thread

[Elite]

And only 20% chance we doesn't sign both our targets. If we add the fact that we 100% signed Solanke, Robertson and Salah I say we've had a 380% successful window!

80% of the time we miss out on our targets 100% of the time.

[Red74]

This summer window has been like 9/11 times 2356

[Harry Squatter]

It's like Everton and Man Utd fans are in charge of our transfers.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

This summer window has been like 9/11 times 2356

 

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[Numero Veinticinco]

That's an 80% chance we'll get both.

It sounds wrong but you can't deny the maths. If we have 20% chance of Seri, then it's guaranteed!

[Denny Crane]

And only 20% chance we doesn't sign both our targets. If we add the fact that we 100% signed Solanke, Robertson and Salah I say we've had a 380% successful window!

I think you missed out some of our other new signings. Moreno, Milner and Sturridge and Sturridge who prove you don't need to make new signings 100% of the time to be new signings.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Emre Can's agent can fuck off now.

[Jairzinho]

To make this window decent we need:

 

A centre half who pushes Lovren to the beach.

 

Agreed.

[Ronnie Whelan]

Costa would be great. A fucking twat but an out and out winner.

 

Drinkwater is an interesting one. Personally,i'd like us to aim higher but given our problems,he would be a big upgrade.

[Razoray]

 

 

We all hear the big name transfers, but the list of 'other' transfers for big money is interesting to keep an eye on, and some people just aren;t too into non-PL footy to be aware:

 

• VINICIUS JR - £39M TO MADRID
• BERNARDESCHI - 35M TO JUVENTUS
• ANDRE SILVA - £33M TO MILAN
• VITOLO - £31M TO ATLETICO MADRID
• SKRINIAR - £29M TO INTER (AGE 22, CB)
• MAKSIMOVIC - £22M TO NAPOLI (AGE 25, CB)
• VECINO - £21M TO INTER (AGE 25, CM)
• CONTI - £21M TO MILAN (AGE 23, RB)
• HENRIQUE - £18M TO INTER (AGE 23, LB)
• MURIEL - £17M TO SEVILLA (AGE 26, CF)
• BROOKS - £17M TO WOLFSBURG (AGE 24, CB)
• PHILIPP - £17M TO DORTMUND (AGE 23, FW)
• SARR - £15M TO RENNES (AGE 19, FW)
• MAMMANA - £14M TO ZENIT (AGE 21, CB)
• CORDOBA - £14M TO COLOGNE (AGE 24, CF)
• BERCHICHE - £13M TO PSG (AGE 27, LB) (FORMERLY CHELTENHAM TOWN)
• MAIA - £12M TO LILLE (AGE 20, DM)
• KARSDORP - £12M TO ROMA (AGE 22, RB)
• SEMEDO - £12M TO VILLAREAL (AGE 23, CB)
• UNDER - £11M TO ROMA (AGE 20, FW) **
• CAPRARI - £11M TO SAMPDORIA (AGE 24, CF)
• KONGOLO - £11M TO MONACO (AGE 23, CB)
• ROG - £11M TO NAPOLI (AGE 22, CM) **
• BRUMA - £11M TO RB LEIPZIG (AGE 22, FW)
• PERES - £11M TO ROMA (AGE 27, RB)
• FORNALS - £10M TO VILLAREAL (AGE 21, AM)
• TOPRAK - £10M TO DORTMUND (AGE 28, CB)
• BRAITHWAITE - £9M TO MIDDLESBOROUGH (AGE 26, FW)
• SAINT-MAXIM - £9M TO NICE (AGE 20, FW)
• BENTANCUR - £9M TO JUVENTUS (AGE 20, CM)
• DIAKHABY - £9M TO MONACO (AGE 21, CF)
• BENASSI - £9M TO FIORENTINA (AGE 22, CM)
• HARIT - £8M TO SCHALKE (AGE 20, CM)
• ZAKARIA - £8M TO MONCHENGLADBACH (AGE 20, DM)
• OUNAS - £8M TO NAPOLI (AGE 20, AM) **
• CAMACHO - £8M TO WOLFSBURG (AGE 27, DM)
• ARAUJO - £8M TO LILLE (AGE 21, FW)
• DIMATA - £8M TO WOLFSBURG (AGE 19, CF) **
• PEPE - £8M TO LILLE (AGE 22, FW)
• PELLEGRINI - £8M TO ROMA (AGE 21, CM) **
• MERE - £7M TO COLOGNE (AGE 20, CB)
• HUGO - £7M TO FIORENTINA (AGE 26, CB)
• MEITE - £7M TO MONACO (AGE 23, CM)

Never heard of the cunts

[Horus]

Never heard of the cunts

 

Unless they're joining Southampton, then there's no need,

[sir roger]

I thought that Luis Muriel would be a good'un a couple of years back.

[Bjornebye]

The club are waiting to make sure we make the group stages before they whip their cock out with Keita, Van Dijk and Maradona balancing on the end of it 

[Pureblood]

The club are waiting to make sure we make the group stages before they whip their cock out with Keita, Van Dijk and Maradona balancing on the end of it 

 

By which time there will be one week left of the window.

[Josef Svejk]

By which time there will be one week left of the window.

Well, that's the in-built excuse...

[jimmycase]

By which time there will be one week left of the window.

 

Well if the club does bring in another couple of players, it doesnt matter whether it's the first day of the window, a week to go or two minutes to midnight.

[Hazel Motes]

Don't forget that every day is 100% long.

[Vincent Vega]

Manc cunts being linked with Pulisic at Dortmund.

[Pureblood]

Well if the club does bring in another couple of players, it doesnt matter whether it's the first day of the window, a week to go or two minutes to midnight.

 

It matters inasmuch as the season has already started and we're already dropping points.  If you don't care about dropping points then no, it doesn't matter.

[Brownie]

So now that the Van Dijk deal is almost officially off, I can't wait for the excuses from the club.

 

"We were prepared to spend on Keita, VVD, Mbappe but...."

[Arl arse]

Well if the club does bring in another couple of players, it doesnt matter whether it's the first day of the window, a week to go or two minutes to midnight.

We're signing Iron Maiden?

 

[Pureblood]

So now that the Van Dijk deal is almost officially off, I can't wait for the excuses from the club.

 

"We were prepared to spend on Keita, VVD, Mbappe but...."

 

One foot in the group stages, no excuse not to back the manager now.

[Arl arse]

So now that the Van Dijk deal is almost officially off, I can't wait for the excuses from the club.

"We were prepared to spend on Keita, VVD, Mbappe but...."

The selling clubs were selfishly demanding payment in a currency that wasn't Monopoly Money.

[Tom R]

Edit. Soz, wrong thread

[Gym Beglin]

One foot in the group stages, no excuse not to back the manager now.

 

Every excuse.  We're going to get obliterated in the CL, having spent no money on a forward, £7m on a full back, and £30m on a winger.

 

Klopp can get to fuck if he doesn't pull some rabbits out of his arse between now and 1 Sep.

 

I've blamed the manager for transfers every season, and this will be no exception.  He doesn't get to hide behind FSG, he doesn't get to hide behind massive failed bids, he gets judged on what he puts out on the pitch.