Summer 2017 Transfer Thread

[Jairzinho]

Buy some players, you cunts.

[thompsonsnose]

Evans is a two footed, snide, injury faking, cry baby, shit cunt.

As long as we're all clear.....

[amli]

Buy some players, you cunts.

They're enjoying on their yachts.

So better 'Buy some cunts, you players'.

[SammyAftershave]

Our midfield needs some aggressors, some go getters, movers and shakers, front foot twats who aint afraid of their own shadows.

 

3 of them.

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

Get Sanchez and Hoedt. Lots of people saying we need two central defenders. Hurts Spurs and Southampton. Sanchez could be very good indeed, and I would be very surprised if Hoedt isn't at least better than Klavan, perhaps considerably so.

We do need two quality CBs. Those two may be good enough, I don't have a clue to be honest.

 

But keep in mind that being better than Klavan means you should be able to get a contract at a club like Oldham.

[liverpoolsno9]

Bundesliga Journal (@bulijournal) tweeted at 4:21 PM on Wed, Aug 16, 2017:

Benedikt #Höwedes is considering to leave Schalke and is in contact with multiple English clubs. He could leave for €20m. (BILD) #s04 https://t.co/7gw7JapXH4

(https://twitter.com/bulijournal/status/897916286088433665?s=03)

 

 

And he can play left back too, or he can in Footy Manager anyway. Sign him up

[an tha]

Bundesliga Journal (@bulijournal) tweeted at 4:21 PM on Wed, Aug 16, 2017:

Benedikt #Höwedes is considering to leave Schalke and is in contact with multiple English clubs. He could leave for €20m. (BILD) #s04 https://t.co/7gw7JapXH4

(https://twitter.com/bulijournal/status/897916286088433665?s=03)

 

 

And he can play left back too, or he can in Footy Manager anyway. Sign him up

Liverpool preparing a 12m bid

[Ronnie Whelan]

Liverpool offer klavan, a selection box that john and linda got in christmas 2013 and a 20 euro off voucher for moreno's tattoo artist.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Liverpool offer klavan, a selection box that john and linda got in christmas 2013 and a 20 euro off voucher for moreno's tattoo artist.

I'd be interested in taking that selection box of their hands, should the deal fall through. I fucking love a Curly Wurly and a Chomp, me.

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

Bundesliga Journal (@bulijournal) tweeted at 4:21 PM on Wed, Aug 16, 2017:

Benedikt #Höwedes is considering to leave Schalke and is in contact with multiple English clubs. He could leave for €20m. (BILD) #s04 https://t.co/7gw7JapXH4

(https://twitter.com/bulijournal/status/897916286088433665?s=03)

 

 

And he can play left back too, or he can in Footy Manager anyway. Sign him up

 

Van Dijk is the only defender left in the whole world apparently.

[G Richards]

Bundesliga Journal (@bulijournal) tweeted at 4:21 PM on Wed, Aug 16, 2017:

Benedikt #Höwedes is considering to leave Schalke and is in contact with multiple English clubs. He could leave for €20m. (BILD) #s04 https://t.co/7gw7JapXH4

(https://twitter.com/bulijournal/status/897916286088433665?s=03)

And he can play left back too, or he can in Footy Manager anyway. Sign him up

He's going to Newcastle.

 

 

 

 

 

* Howedes the lads!

[BCM]

Liverpool preparing a 12m bid

Liverpool offer klavan, a selection box that john and linda got in christmas 2013 and a 20 euro off voucher for moreno's tattoo artist.

 

Whole lot of monitoring to do before we get anywhere near underbidding stage..... come on... you know the drill by now.

[Pureblood]

I'd be interested in taking that selection box of their hands, should the deal fall through. I fucking love a Curly Wurly and a Chomp, me.

 

We don't want the budget to spira out of control.

[Remmie]

We don't want the budget to spira out of control.

We can always fudge the figures afterwards

[andyj]

Liverpool preparing a 12m bid

not low ball enough  8m 

[Scooby Dudek]

We don't want the budget to spira out of control.

We will only offer buttons

[General Dryness]

We don't want the budget to spira out of control.

 

 

We can always fudge the figures afterwards

 

I heard a wispa that nickels and dimes are the main topic of conversation at the club.

[Thoth]

We are not signing anyone else are we... ahh fuck it go on Donald press the fucking button

[Thoth]

Shakhtar Donetsk boss Mircea Lucescu has hit out at Kia Joorabchian after six of his players refused to return to Ukraine following a friendly with Lyon.

 

French TV channel Canal+ reported that Douglas Costa, Fred, Dentinho, Alex Teixiera and Facundo Ferreyra - as well as one more unnamed team-mate - remained in France after Sunday's match.

 

Shakhtar president Rinat Akhmetov confirmed the news to the R-Sport agency in quotes reported on the club's official website and identified Brazilian defender Ismaily as the sixth player.

 

Canal+ claimed the players have personal security concerns due to the on-going conflict in Ukraine. Malaysia Airlines flight MH17 was only 31 miles from Donetsk when it came down on Thursday. But Lucescu alleged that Joorabchian convinced the players not to return.

 

"It is necessary to explain what happened," Lucescu saidon the club's official website. "It is their agents' work. A few hours before the kick-off against Lyon, Kia showed up and after the game, at two in the morning, he took our players away.

 

"The very talented ones: Teixeira, Douglas, Fred. The rest are not so important. He wanted to do the same to Adriano, Ilsinho, Marlos and Taison, but they refused. Ferreyra has another agent, but he also expects to capitalise on the situation."

[aRdja]

Just saw that Brighton and Huddersfield have bigger net spend than us this summer so far.

[dickie mint]

Just saw that Brighton and Huddersfield have bigger net spend than us this summer so far.

 

Sadly that doesn't surprise anyone anymore mate.

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Us in the transfer market every year.

[Grinch]

Just saw that Brighton and Huddersfield have bigger net spend than us this summer so far.

 

They did last year too despite being championship clubs.

[Lee909]

Shakhtar Donetsk boss Mircea Lucescu has hit out at Kia Joorabchian after six of his players refused to return to Ukraine following a friendly with Lyon.

 

French TV channel Canal+ reported that Douglas Costa, Fred, Dentinho, Alex Teixiera and Facundo Ferreyra - as well as one more unnamed team-mate - remained in France after Sunday's match.

 

Shakhtar president Rinat Akhmetov confirmed the news to the R-Sport agency in quotes reported on the club's official website and identified Brazilian defender Ismaily as the sixth player.

 

Canal+ claimed the players have personal security concerns due to the on-going conflict in Ukraine. Malaysia Airlines flight MH17 was only 31 miles from Donetsk when it came down on Thursday. But Lucescu alleged that Joorabchian convinced the players not to return.

 

"It is necessary to explain what happened," Lucescu saidon the club's official website. "It is their agents' work. A few hours before the kick-off against Lyon, Kia showed up and after the game, at two in the morning, he took our players away.

 

"The very talented ones: Teixeira, Douglas, Fred. The rest are not so important. He wanted to do the same to Adriano, Ilsinho, Marlos and Taison, but they refused. Ferreyra has another agent, but he also expects to capitalise on the situation."

No big fan of Kia and it was obviously used to get the players moves. But fuck would i have gone to the Ukraine to play with all tbe shig going on there

[Denny Crane]

Imminent

 

Barcelona general manager Pep Segura has said the signings of Philippe Coutinho and Ousmane Dembele are "close" after watching his side lose to arch-rivals Real Madrid in the Supercopa de Espana final.

 

Liverpool have remained adamant that Brazilian playmaker Coutinho - who has submitted a transfer request - will not be sold in this transfer window while Borussia Dortmund suspended Dembele after the forward failed to show for training amid links with Barcelona.

 

However, Segura expressed confidence deals for both players could be done before the transfer window closes.

 

"We are close to Coutinho and Dembele," he said on Catalan television station TV3. "We are discussing their deals but do not know when it will be done.

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/08/17/barcelona-close-signing-philippe-coutinho-ousmane-dembele-reveals/amp/