Cilla Black has died..

[Section_31]

Hopefully smouldering in the hottest corner as we speak. Good riddance you phoney two-faced fuckin witch!

Bit harsh like, she wasn't exactly Hitler.

 

Always thought she had nice legs in her Blind Date days.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Shes up der wif da lions nw

[Paul]

Bit harsh like, she wasn't exactly Hitler.

 

Always thought she had nice legs in her Blind Date days.

Easy Rooney, lad!

[Guest Super Sub]

[Dougie Do'ins]

[Ginny]

Never got my head around the fact she grew up in working class Liverpool and bummed the Tories.

[Section_31]

Never got my head around the fact she grew up in working class Liverpool and bummed the Tories.

There's loads of scouse Tories, always has been, poor ones and rich ones.

[King Emlyn]

There's loads of scouse Tories, always has been, poor ones and rich ones.

Correct, grew up in a block of maisonettes in Belle Vale, loads of the working fellas were Tory.

[King Emlyn]

Bit harsh like, she wasn't exactly Hitler.

Always thought she had nice legs in her Blind Date days.

Correct again, thought she was tidy in her youthage in some pics.

[Faustus]

Alas, the rumour that she was fingered in Sefton Park by John Lennon will now never be verified; a legend lost to the annals of history.

[Anubis]

Alas, the rumour that she was fingered in Sefton Park by John Lennon will now never be verified; a legend lost to the anals of history.

Fixed that for you.

[Anubis]

Come on, God. No double header with Tarbuck?

[Dougie Do'ins]

Come on, God. No double header with Tarbuck?

Go for the hat trick with Dodd.

[aws]

Wasn't expecting that. Surprise, surprise.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Go for the hat trick with Dodd.

Ken Dodd is a comedy great. Tarbuck a comedy grate. Cilla was a Grifter. Ugly bike.

[magicrat]

Couldn't stand her singing and fake scouse accent. 

A strangled cat would do fair imitation and I would be a millionaire if I had a quid for every time I flipped channels when she appeared,

That's no reason to pay her some respect though. RIP Cilla  

[King Emlyn]

Couldn't stand her singing and fake scouse accent. 

A strangled cat would do fair imitation and I would be a millionaire if I had a quid for every time I flipped channels when she appeared,

That's no reason to pay her some respect though. RIP Cilla

 

It wasn't fake she was born and bred in Scotland Road I think, the Scouse accent was different in her day, plus she moved away at an early age so the accent understandiibly morphs.

[Carvalho Diablo]

It wasn't fake she was born and bred in Scotland Road I think, the Scouse accent was different in her day, plus she moved away at an early age so the accent understandiibly morphs.

 

Not to mention those git fuckin cheesegraters.

[VladimirIlyich]

Ken Dodd is a comedy great. Tarbuck a comedy grate. Cilla was a Grifter. Ugly bike.

Cilla was also a grate. Like the sort of grating as a piece of Chalk scrapes across a blackboard.

 

You have spelled grate in the most appropriate way as well.

[King Emlyn]

Not to mention those git fuckin cheesegraters.

Indeed

[Pony Princess]

Ahhh loved Cilla. RIP.  Bet Pete fucking Price's well used shit-pipe is twitching at prospect of getting some air time to simper about her tho.

[Chip Butty]

Tarbuck next please, Mr Grim Reaper. 

[VladimirIlyich]

Tarbuck next please, Mr Grim Reaper. 

On the Golf Course with Pete Price 4 Iron up his Pothole.

[Paul]

It wasn't fake she was born and bred in Scotland Road I think, the Scouse accent was different in her day, plus she moved away at an early age so the accent understandiibly morphs.

Yep. My nan and her mum were from The Dingle and both had similar accents. The modern Scouse accent is miles away from that of people born sixty years ago or more.

[VladimirIlyich]

Yep. My nan and her mum were from The Dingle and both had similar accents. The modern Scouse accent is miles away from that of people born sixty years ago or more.

I agree re the accent but it still didnt stop her being a Thatcher worshipping Tory lover. And what a shocker of a voice!