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little things that annoy the shit out of you


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The dirty mare in the Silver Grey BMW registration MLII *** in Tuebrook thirty minutes ago, throwing and spitting a half-eaten sandwich out into the middle of the road. You turned into Chester Rd from West Derby Rd. I hope your neighbours see this and know you’re a meff.

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2 hours ago, Anubis said:

The dirty mare in the Silver Grey BMW registration MLII *** in Tuebrook thirty minutes ago, throwing and spitting a half-eaten sandwich out into the middle of the road. You turned into Chester Rd from West Derby Rd. I hope your neighbours see this and know you’re a meff.

Should have named the cunt off the road and stood on the bastards throat until the eyes popped out. Then squashed them.

 

As a warning. 

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5 hours ago, Mook said:

People bringing cakes & sweets into the office & then giving you grief for eating them.

 

"Have you been in at those biscuits while I was away?"

 

Just fuck off.

 

 

I volunteer to work at your place unpaid for a day- I need to know if shes all shes cracked up to be.

 

I bet you would

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1 hour ago, Tj hooker said:

Drivers who hang back in a long queue when the lights turn green those fuckers always get through leaving loads who don't twats to a man 

Ive hit  patch where, despite driving a large van, very small cars will happily pull out in front of me causing me to brake hard but then proceed onwards at 20mph- and then, just to take the f**king biscuit, use all of my well thought out back road short cuts....like they are in a f**king hurry!!!!      

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Another road related annoyance Ive noticed recently-  your driving along a standard 2 lane wide road-

an ambulance is heading toward you in the opposite lane, entirely unobstructed with the full use of the lane its in, and the person in front of you stops?

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4 minutes ago, Dave D said:

Ive hit  patch where, despite driving a large van, very small cars will happily pull out in front of me causing me to break hard but then proceed onwards at 20mph- and then, just to take the f**king biscuit, use all of my well thought out back road short cuts....like they are in a f**king hurry!!!!      

I think we do a very similar job 

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The bloke in Aldi earlier that I suspect of moving my trolley when I dashed back an aisle or two to get something I forgot. He was my aisle enemy from the off- Proper Mr Twatface hovering in front of the potatoes on his phone sort. If I had seem him move the trolley my response would have been a touch irrational by my own admission 

   

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Soil on mushrooms.

Particularly from Tesco. If I buy them from the Co-Op then are clean

I'm no food snob and I just eat them as they are but why is it Ok to sell one product unwashed and another covered in fucks knows what mushrooms grow in. Fuck off Tesco.

I'm told it is sterile but considering what the burgers were made from I'm inclined not to believe that.

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