little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Stu Monty]

When people lament somebodies death and talk about their "passing".

 

"Passing" what ? Wind ? The parcel ? Are we on about Peyton Manning or what ?

 

It's DEATH. Say it. D-E-A-T-H. death, that old motherfucker with the scythe.

 

Jonah Lomu. The poor sod didn't "pass". He died, Dead. DEAD. DEAD AS FUCK.

It goes without saying, on the same topic: RIP.

 

Stop it.

[Strontium]

John fucking Lewis Christmas ads.

[Bobby Hundreds]

The cover versions from those adverts, how many versions of decent songs are we going to hear from what sounds like people trapped in a murderers basement resigned to their inevitable demise.

[Trumo]

Jonah Lomu. The poor sod didn't "pass". 

 

If memory serves, he just got the ball and ran through everybody in front of him instead.

[Mook]

Fucking phones, mine crashed last night & O2 don't have anything decent in stock for a half decent price (I'm on a contract) so I'm using a mobile from Victorian times at the moment, no spell check or fuck all & I had to download all my songs again so I can listen to them on my way to work.

 

Other people don't know they're born, I'll tell you that for nothing.

[stringvest]

Fucking phones, mine crashed last night & O2 don't have anything decent in stock for a half decent price (I'm on a contract) so I'm using a mobile from Victorian times at the moment, no spell check or fuck all & I had to download all my songs again so I can listen to them on my way to work.

 

Other people don't know they're born, I'll tell you that for nothing.

 

Mook is rocking the Toast mobile.  

[Champ]

When people lament somebodies death and talk about their "passing".

 

"Passing" what ? Wind ? The parcel ? Are we on about Peyton Manning or what ?

 

It's DEATH. Say it. D-E-A-T-H. death, that old motherfucker with the scythe.

 

Jonah Lomu. The poor sod didn't "pass". He died, Dead. DEAD. DEAD AS FUCK.

 

This this and this! I had been working up to posting this myself and I have to say there are posters on here who are not immune to this either. Is it another bit of American nonsense, I dont know but its nonsense. And I'm not sure that, 'I'm sorry for your loss' is much better either. It just makes it sound so inconsequential somehow

[Dougie Do'ins]

It goes without saying, on the same topic: RIP.

 

Stop it.

YNWA

[Dougie Do'ins]

Ingredient and cooking instructions that are so small I need a fucking magnifying glass to read them. 

[Champ]

Ingredient and cooking instructions that are so small I need a fucking magnifying glass to read them.

One for The things that make you realise you're getting older thread, I'm afraid, Mick.

 

That's where it starts. Your eyes are goosed

[Paulie Dangerously]

People who make things overly complicated at work.

 

X needs doing

Don't do X straight away

You need to do Y and Z first send it to Q, and then you can do X

But the doing of X is not reliant on Y and Z and Q doesn't use them for anything, nor view them so why don't we just do X?

Because Y and Z need doing first

 

[Dougie Do'ins]

One for The things that make you realise you're getting older thread, I'm afraid, Mick.

 

That's where it starts. Your eyes are goosed

They're not Cath. I don't use glasses for anything and have no problem in reading any other text. Some of the advice on food packaging makes your average small print look big by comparison.

[Champ]

They're not Cath. I don't use glasses for anything and have no problem in reading any other text. Some of the advice on food packaging makes your average small print look big by comparison.

It's how it started with mine. Just saying

[matt1983]

The phrase "dog eat dog". I heard it on The Apprentice last night and had a rant about it, to rolled eyes from her indoors. It's a wanky Americanism that has crept in. There is a perfectly good British equivalent, "every man for himself". Use that and stop being a cunt.

[Curly]

"Get the hell out of Dodge". Or any pop culture sayings for that matter. Fuck off.

[stringvest]

"Get the hell out of Dodge". Or any pop culture sayings for that matter. Fuck off.

 

Don't bring Netherton into it.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Ingredient and cooking instructions that are so small I need a fucking magnifying glass to read them. 

 

 

[rubble-rouser]

People who pronounce Spanish names and place names properly, with a lisp.

 

I can't understand why, but it annoys the shit out of me.

What is much much worse is southern dickheads who put a shit elongated vowel sound onto spanish words, 

 

Me: 2 glasses of Cava please

 

Mate: Haha - how scouse are you? You mean Carvar

 

Me: No. Now fuck off and die you idiot.

 

Also my mate's 6 year old son correcting my pronunciation of manana  to 'marnyarnar'. Mini twat. 

 

Thethtethethethe

[Dougie Do'ins]

"Get the hell out of Dodge". Or any pop culture sayings for that matter. Fuck off.

WTF have I done ?

[Dougie Do'ins]

Oh you said Dodge.

 

Note to self. Must get eyes tested.

[Champ]

Oh you said Dodge.

 

Note to self. Must get eyes tested.

Was that meant for me?

[Dougie Do'ins]

Was that meant for me?

Sniggers to self.

[Champ]

Sniggers to self.

Racist

[Total Longo]

Women wandering around our place with pink hot water bottles attached to their stomachs. 

 

Weirdo's, it's like a sauna at the best of times.

[Mr Nando]

Cunts with the french Flag over their profile picture on facebook.

Rant I decided to not post...

 

What about all the thousands of Shia Muslims killed by Sunni Terroists each year? Where is the mourning for them? They are more victimised then us for fucks sake.

 

Why didn't all of you with French flags have Kenyan flags? Are you racist? Do you only care about white Europeans? What about Dafur?

 

Why don't all of you who argue for larger amounts of Syrian migrants into the country argue for larger amounts of Palestinians? Some who have been living in the same refugee camps since 1948. Imagine being born, living and dying in a refugee camp! But people don't care because facebook haven't made a fucking filter for your profile picture or a hashtag hasn't been trending on twitter.

 

And people wonder why shit like this happens?