A Listers you think are shit.

[Champ]

After dismissing others' suggestions it has got me thinking who are all the British A listers and what are the qualities that define these super mortals

[Moss is Boss]

Shit A lister, lets see.

 

-Ricky Gervais - Basicly a soft porn version of Franky Boyle.

-Bruce Forsyth - Fucking boring and a chin you could carve stone tools with.

-Catherine Zeta Jones - Shit actress.

-Tom Cruise - waste of air.

-The royal family - self explaining

[Magic Sponge]

Royalty isn't celebrity.

[Magic Sponge]

Not dead off the illness yet, Snowy.

[VladimirIlyich]

Shit A lister, lets see.

 

-Ricky Gervais - Basicly a soft porn version of Franky Boyle.

-Bruce Forsyth - Fucking boring and a chin you could carve stone tools with.

-Catherine Zeta Jones - Shit actress.

-Tom Cruise - waste of air.

-The royal family - self explaining

 

I think Tom Cruise is good but was shit when he was younger.

 

In recent years both Collateral and Valkyrie were miles better than anything he did before.

[Code]

Fuck me, four pages in and the biggest rucsack in the entire universe have still not got a mention.

 

[Mendoza]

Fucking atrocious false tits on that pouting slagheap.

[Kevin D]

I think Tom Cruise is good but was shit when he was younger.

 

In recent years both Collateral and Valkyrie were miles better than anything he did before.

 

Have you watched A Few Good Men? I thought he was really good in that.

[VladimirIlyich]

 

Have you watched A Few Good Men? I thought he was really good in that.

 

Yeah he had his moments when younger but I think he's much better as an older actor than a young one.

The Jack Reacher casting is just ridiculous though.

[A_S]

Tom Cruise is one weird dude in real life, but he has been in some class movies.

 

Valkyrie, A Few Good Men, Mission Impossible (only 1st one), Minority Report, Collateral.

 

Not in the shit-list for me.

[Moss is Boss]

Yeah he been in some good movies, does his complete weird cunty behavior outside of films make him a worthy A Lister. No it fucking doesn't, he is a weird slimeball creep and his hardcore fans are even worse.

[Teflon Don]

[ElishaScottBC]

leave it out moss, tom cruise is an artistic genius. what you read in the papers isnt the real tom cruise, its all an act, the greatest act ever witnessed. you underestimate his powers of acting and more fool you.

 

and catherine zeta jones?! wtf is wrong with you, she is welcome anyday. rest n repost la

[Josef Svejk]

I give Tom a pass for this alone:

 

[ChippyTeaFriday]

Will feral

The fat cunt out of anchor man the lead actor

Mick jagger

Paul McCartney

Ringo

[Magic Sponge]

Eddie Murphy.

[General Dryness]

Fucking atrocious false tits on that pouting slagheap.

 

I bet they don't even fucking move.

[Frankenhooker]

Eddie Murphy.

 

Well, he is now. He used to be fucking ace though. Genuinely funny.

 

Read something this morning saying that according to figures, he's the biggest waste of money in Hollywood. He still demands £15m a film, yet the films he's in often don't even make that

[Guest davelfc]

Keanu Reeves, although finally it appears they've sussed he's as wooden as a plank of wood.

 

And while I'm at it, 'thick and thin' you know the other David and Victoria, the stupid ones not Mitchell and Coren. You know society is fucked when it looks to a thick male bimbo and a thick, upturned nosed skinny cow for anything but retard tax. How this pair have been allowed to breed should be keeping most of us awake for years.

 

I imagine a thousand years from now aliens will visit and find deformed creatures with no brains just crawling around in their own filth, DNA tests will show these creatures to have been human and descended from the beckhams, the skinny one a Mitochondrial Eve of the creatures.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

(North) Americans do ridiculously large mouths like no one else. That cunt above, Julia Roberts...

 

 

 

 

Is this not *F on the GF?

[dickie mint]

The days of the A lister is long gone.

[Moss is Boss]

Eddie Murphy.

 

Good one forgot about him.

[Moss is Boss]

Keanu Reeves, although finally it appears they've sussed he's as wooden as a plank of wood.

 

And while I'm at it, 'thick and thin' you know the other David and Victoria, the stupid ones not Mitchell and Coren. You know society is fucked when it looks to a thick male bimbo and a thick, upturned nosed skinny cow for anything but retard tax. How this pair have been allowed to breed should be keeping most of us awake for years.

 

I imagine a thousand years from now aliens will visit and find deformed creatures with no brains just crawling around in their own filth, DNA tests will show these creatures to have been human and descended from the beckhams, the skinny one a Mitochondrial Eve of the creatures.

 

FUCK YOU HE IS CLASS !

[Section_31]

Ferell is a great shout, absolutely baffled by the appeal, he's a shit Leslie Nielsen.

 

Clint and Sinatra are the only outrageous shouts on ths thread thus far. They're not just A list, they're icons. You know someone is an icon if they're recognisable only by their silhouette.

[Moss is Boss]