A Listers you think are shit.

[Section_31]

With the proliferaton of 'famous' people coming through various reality shows we've all got pretty long lists of shit 'celebs', but what about the ones who are pretty much universally thought to be awesome?

 

Rod Stewart for me. Absolutely baffled by this man's appeal. Any Royal Variety performance or whatever he's there, British music royalty, and yet he sounds like one of those creatures from Krull when they get killed.

[Guest LFD]

Rod Stewart is brilliant.

 

Has some great songs!

 

Erm... David Walliams - not funny!

[Hand Shandy]

Rod Stewart is not brilliant.

 

He was good about 35 years ago, but more recently has remained famous because he pulled a young (compared to him) bird who was way out of his league.

 

Now he sings shitey crooner songs.

[Kevin D]

With the proliferaton of 'famous' people coming through various reality shows we've all got pretty long lists of shit 'celebs', but what about the ones who are pretty much universally thought to be awesome?

 

Rod Stewart for me. Absolutely baffled by this man's appeal. Any Royal Variety performance or whatever he's there, British music royalty, and yet he sounds like one of those creatures from Krull when they get killed.

 

I absolutely guarantee that criteria will be ignored repeatedly in this thread.

[Section_31]

I absolutely guarantee that criteria will be ignored repeatedly in this thread.

 

Agreed! I expect Brian Dowling's name to pop up by page 2. Thread entropy is inevitable.

[Harry Squatter]

Adam Sandler, mildly amusing and occasionally funny but his fame, profile and why he still gets "gigs" baffles me.

 

Never understood why Bill Cosby was famous as I've never even found him mildly amusing. The Cosby Show was shite yet it was the top show in America for years and successful over here despite it being about as funny as a positive AIDS test.

[brucespanner]

Stevie Wonder, never got it, except the baseline to 'Superstitious', that's awesome.

[Mendoza]

Quite a few, but i've always been baffled by the success of this vacuous tart

 

[Fugitive]

Morrissey.

 

Shit voice

Shit lyrics

Shit man

 

Not sure if he's A-list.

[Trumo]

Quite a few, but i've always been baffled by the success of this vacuous tart

 

EXACTLY who I was thinking of when I saw the thread title.

[Section_31]

Julia Roberts being considered fit has always mystified me. She's got a mouth like the plant from the Little Shop of Horrors.

[Guest LFD]

Rod Stewart is not brilliant.

 

He was good about 35 years ago, but more recently has remained famous because he pulled a young (compared to him) bird who was way out of his league.

 

Now he sings shitey crooner songs.

 

I like him and his songs.

 

Agree with Sandler and Julie Roberts shouts.

[Hand Shandy]

Paul McCartney.

 

For the same reasons as Rod Stewart actually.

[Guest LFD]

Paul McCartney.

 

Agree with that one, I said in the Olympic thread he was past it!

[Guest LFD]

Bruce Forsyth.

 

You used to be reasonably funny and an all round entertainer.

 

Now you are old, not funny, past it and make people cringe!

[Bjornebye]

Madonna. Fucking shite, manufactured superstarmyarse. Wench

[Fugitive]

Cliff Richard.

 

Everything about that man irratates me.

[Son of L8]

My brain shuts down whenever I hear anyone say they think Will Ferrell is funny. He isn't. He seemed funny, very briefly, a long time ago, because 1) he had very funny people writing lines for him, and 2) he looked like a fucking mong as he said them.

 

I'd rather shove a screwdriver up my nose than watch one of his arse-bleedingly tedious films, and yet he makes millions as a comic actor. The world is wrong.

 

(the above applies equally to Adam Sandler, who has already been mentioned.)

[Chip Butty]

Tom Cruise, Paul McCartney and Beckham.

 

Ray Winston is really getting on my tits of late as well, he's the new Michael Caine. And he's another gobshite as well.

[Bjornebye]

Can't understand the Paul McCartney hate....

[VladimirIlyich]

With the proliferaton of 'famous' people coming through various reality shows we've all got pretty long lists of shit 'celebs', but what about the ones who are pretty much universally thought to be awesome?

 

Rod Stewart for me. Absolutely baffled by this man's appeal. Any Royal Variety performance or whatever he's there, British music royalty, and yet he sounds like one of those creatures from Krull when they get killed.

 

You've read my mind,I hate him and I'm equally amazed at his appeal.

 

I don't like Bowie either but recognise his talent whereas Rod Stewart's only talents are the fit women he has kids with.

[Hand Shandy]

Can't understand the Paul McCartney hate....

 

I don't hate him.

 

I just think he's shit now and should retire gracefully rather than inflicting his voice on us any more.

 

Paul, you wrote and sang some great songs but please, for the love of God, stop murdering them...

[Newport]

Lee Mack, would I lie to you? No, I'd tell you straight up about how shit you are, Britain on the other hand, obviously.

[Guest LFD]

You've read my mind,I hate him and I'm equally amazed at his appeal.

 

I don't like Bowie either but recognise his talent whereas Rod Stewart's only talents are the fit women he has kids with.

 

Yeah he has sold over 100 million records worldwide because of his fit wife!

[Fowlers God]

Will Ferrel to echo the above. But for me the biggest one is Michael Douglas- don't see the point in him.

 

Oh no- Tom Cruise what a Cunt. A shit cunt too. He is not even good at being a cunt. Cunt.