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Remmie

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There is A LOT to be said for sex with the extreme mentalist/promiscuous female, but like a Ferrari it's much better to borrow someone else's once in a while than pay for the up-keep full-time.

The fuck did I become Swiss Tony?

I can remember moments of clarity when I thought "activate the Sky + in your head because when you're old and infirm memories like this will keep you warm whilst waiting for the nurse to change your nappy" but they were not worth the hassle. This girl is still around, keeping a lad she's been seeing on and off since she was 14 dangling on a wire. It's coming back to me now, she insisted on having a night out with him once a week when I was seeing her! Ha ha I'm a bigger cunt than even I Thought!!! She's even set the same lad up with one of her mates so she can keep her claws in him.

 

So SB, cut lose, enjoy the memories and move on.

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I can remember moments of clarity when I thought "activate the Sky + in your head because when you're old and infirm memories like this will keep you warm whilst waiting for the nurse to change your nappy" but they were not worth the hassle. This girl is still around, keeping a lad she's been seeing on and off since she was 14 dangling on a wire. It's coming back to me now, she insisted on having a night out with him once a week when I was seeing her! Ha ha I'm a bigger cunt than even I Thought!!! She's even set the same lad up with one of her mates so she can keep her claws in him.

 

So SB, cut lose, enjoy the memories and move on.

I have a lot of superb such memories and a lot of cringey ones.

 

Got me into more than a few scrapes, a ton of trouble and several fights in my younger days, but provided some of the most memorable nights ever.

 

Which is a good thing, as I won't ever be fucking doing it again.

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So the I went for a 2 hour dog walk with the 27 year old this lunch time and she's been round tonight for a takeaway. We had a little kiss. She's lovely. She hasn't shagged my mate (yet) and she's not 19!

Didn't know you were into role play, but whatever floats your boat.

 

I hope your collar wasn't too tight.

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So the I went for a 2 hour dog walk with the 27 year old this lunch time and she's been round tonight for a takeaway. We had a little kiss. She's lovely. She hasn't shagged my mate (yet) and she's not 19!

Dogging on the first date.

You're on a winner there.

 

Is she fitter than a Butcher's dog?

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