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Remmie

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Bob Grand Master

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Fun date tonight with a lass that I might be distantly related to. Doesn't bother me but she was getting a but hung up about it. I told her there was I way I could stop her thinking about it, and when she asked how. I kissed her. I'm fucking smooth, me. Ended up snogging each other's faces off in the taxi back. Good fun.

 

Got dates with 2 more girls lined up this week too, though waiting to confirm exactky when.

 

All going rather well on the "filling a huge void in your life with meaningless interactions with women" lark.

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Been ages since I posted in this thread, and I don't remember posting this story so forgive me if its already been done.

 

Took girl from stables out to date at Japanese place in town called Etsu.  My favourite restaurant in Liverpool.  Said to her beforehand 'fancy trying Japanese?' (yeah guffaw).  Told her its lots of fish and she was like 'oh ok I will try it!'

 

Got there and obviously a lot of fish. There was sushi with a king prawn on top of it and she looked genuinely shocked.  She said 'What is that?'.  I was like 'its a prawn'.  She had that look about her like 'ehhhhh?'  Then I had to explain what a prawn was and a lot of it was like 'no you've tried a prawn before, no you must have..  '

 

She didn't know what prawns were and had never eaten one.  We shagged a few weeks later but knew we were not really on the same level.  

Didn't know what a prawn was.  Fucking hell.

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good to see you back mate.

 

Something Carla said in Corry recently reminded me of something some birds, 2 different birds, said to me in the past 'sooner or later I will hurt you'. 

 

why don't you choose not to then you daft cunt, or are you not completely sentient. Actually, don't answer that. 

 

The dating game, good riddance. 

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Cheers bro, nice to be back.

 

Oh I forgot to say she said she loves computer games same as me, found out once I interrogated further she plays that game with the fruits on the phone and you match them up.

Likewise mate, good to see you back. And gold as well.

 

Are you back on the fanny now then, or just having a break?

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good to see you back mate.

 

Something Carla said in Corry recently reminded me of something some birds, 2 different birds, said to me in the past 'sooner or later I will hurt you'.

 

why don't you choose not to then you daft cunt, or are you not completely sentient. Actually, don't answer that.

 

The dating game, good riddance.

Referencing Coronation Street? You might as well already be married.
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