Instant cunt identifiers

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

...you taking things out on the wrong person, running late cunt.

 

"Laugh out loud"

[index1000]

I have to do this as everyone fucks up my name. It's easier to spell it out and even then I need to use the phonetically.

Just change your name to Bob! problem solved.

[Elite]

If anyone shakes my hand to hard I tell them straight. Wankers.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Just change your name to Bob! problem solved.

 

Bob, long for Kate.

[Liverpool lad]

Paul Walker stickers on car. Said this before but I cannot comprehend the national mourning by the people of the UK. All very odd

[Bjornebye]

Cyclists who think their bike is a car.

[Captain Turdseye]

Paul Walker stickers on car. Said this before but I cannot comprehend the national mourning by the people of the UK. All very odd

What the fuck? Is this actually a thing?

[manwiththestick]

I've never seen a Paul Walker car sticker, mind you I don't pay attention to the backs of 1ltr Corsas that look like they've been magnetised and driven through a scrapyard.

[Mook]

He's been shite ever since he started The Style Council anyway.

[Bjornebye]

Might just stick a Diana one in the back.

[General Dryness]

Bob, long for Kate.

Kate? Isn't that a bit of a...girls name?

 

Might just stick a Diana one in the back.

Gawd bless 'er, she were the princess of 'earts she were.

[Harry Squatter]

Most people have never watched a Paul Walker film unless it was the last ten minutes of Fast and Furious on ITV2. It's just a big Facebook grief bandwagon.

[Tony Moanero]

I've genuinely never heard of Paul Walker.

[KMD7]

I've genuinely never heard of Paul Walker.

 

I hadn't either when the news came out that he died.  Was still devo'd though x

[manwiththestick]

He wiv da angles now.

[index1000]

I've genuinely never heard of Paul Walker.

ironic how shit a driver his mate was

[ZonkoVille77]

Anyone in this video and the gorilla who designed it. 

 

http://www.claudioceliberti.co.uk/kitchen

[Hades]

Anyone in this video and the gorilla who designed it. 

 

http://www.claudioceliberti.co.uk/kitchen

 

 

 

Made using ancient techniques originating from the Island of Murano, the process for making this crystal is a complex and closely guarded secret. The result is crystal that is of the highest quality, free of air bubbles, smudges and impurities.

 

'Closely guarded secret'? Fuck off and get in the sea. 

[Remmie]

ironic how shit a driver his mate was

How's that ironic?

[Duff Man]

Sleeves. The tribal tattoos of this decade.

[Section_31]

Anyone who  talks about the gym. 

 

Some training blert last Friday made a fuckup and said 'oh it's Friday!' after which I was expecting him to say 'I need a pint/bed' or some shit, but no 'It's Friday, the gym is calling me.'

 

Fuck right off you oddly shouldered protein drinking fuckhead. 

[Tony Moanero]

I'd have called him a "boring cunt" and poked him in the face with my Bic Cristal.

[stringvest]

they are fucking tiresome I admit.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Anyone who  talks about the gym. 

 

Some training blert last Friday made a fuckup and said 'oh it's Friday!' after which I was expecting him to say 'I need a pint/bed' or some shit, but no 'It's Friday, the gym is calling me.'

 

Fuck right off you oddly shouldered protein drinking fuckhead. 

 

Yup, it's calling him a right fucking dickhead.

[Harry Squatter]

Anyone who talks about the gym.

 

Some training blert last Friday made a fuckup and said 'oh it's Friday!' after which I was expecting him to say 'I need a pint/bed' or some shit, but no 'It's Friday, the gym is calling me.'

 

Fuck right off you oddly shouldered protein drinking fuckhead.

Some lad on my Facebook constantly posts stuff like "cardio followed by barbells". I doubt anyone is genuinely interested in his exercise routine or why he feels the need to share this information. I don't think he's ever eaten anything for the last ten years apart from pasta and tuna in a microwaveable container.