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[Dr Nowt]

This in todays local paper. What the actual fuck.

 

Where to buy beard baubles this Christmas

 

 

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/whats-on/shopping/buy-beard-baubles-christmas-10579484

Cunt species.

[Furmedge]

The echo has turned into Heat magazine over the past few months.

[Bjornebye]

The echo has turned into Heat magazine over the past few months.

 

Is that bog-rat Harrington still in it all the time? The desperate scousewives thread on here years ago was funny as fuck. 

[Furmedge]

Is that bog-rat Harrington still in it all the time? The desperate scousewives thread on here years ago was funny as fuck.

Haven't read the paper itself in well over a year but follow them on Twitter. Cringeworthy stuff they put online.

[Harry Squatter]

People who rant and rave at station staff about trains being late.

[Bjornebye]

Nah fuck train staff. Cunts to a man. 

[Harry Squatter]

They can't drive the trains any faster when you are calling them fat cunts in the ticket office though.

[easytoslip]

There's a couple who bring their kid whose about one in the bar, other day she was at the bar whilecit was howling in the pram acting as if it was normal and the few that were in didn't mind this truly dreadful. Also some lad had one which looked about a day old in the pub , pacing up and down , look at me the , the fuckin twat. Get some home life you cunt.

[magicrat]

Not a fan of kids in pubs period but a hell a lot of them survive on the food they sell these days so unavoidable I guess in gastro places and there is nothing wrong with families going out together although I cant bear the cunts that won't control their kids or think that screaming loudly represents good parenting  . 

 

Bars are a different matter and the fuckers have no place there. Mainly wankers that cant do without a drink and think its ok to buy their brats a bag of quavers and let them annoy everyone else whilst they hoover down a few lagers  

[easytoslip]

Is right, country pubs is OK but the usual bars is a pain,its as if they want to put them on show or something. Get to fuck.

[Liverpool lad]

As long as the kids are under control I don't mind

 

I was in a pub in a nice area of the country where the parents thought giving them an iPad and allowing them to charge round was acceptable. Trying to watch sport with a drink and all I could hear was the woman shouting like a farmer with a sheepdog

[A Red]

Corporate sales blokes. I've had the misfortune of working alongside them for years and always tried not to act like them. Cunts.

 

These are the types that walk round the office talking into their phones loudly with their ear pieces on, talking bollocks using corporate bellendery language. They are arrogant crawling greasy twats. They talk about eating in expensive restaurants and going on cruises and constantly remind you of how powered they are because sometimes they have to go America.

 

I've had the misfortune to have had dealings with one recenlty. They are told that they need to build relationships with people in order to make sales or get whatever it is they need and carry this on into their private lives. This is done by being smarmy, overly friendly and bombarding you with phone calls. emails or however they can. This particular one has decided to be my best friend and is forever contacting me with all sorts of shite. Thing is, I know why he is doing it and can fend him off in the knowledge that when he knows i wont provide him with what he needs he'll fuck off. Cunt

[ZonkoVille77]

Women who buy Christmas lights for a garage.

[magicrat]

People that don't carry cash and wear it like a badge of honour. Buying drinks in pubs with credit cards

[cloggypop]

Volunteer CCTV operators.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

People who use the term "100 percent" instead of saying "yes". 

[easytoslip]

Seen credit cards for one pint quite often and those who say can I get instead of it would be awfully nice of you to pour me a pint.

[Rico1304]

People that don't carry cash and wear it like a badge of honour. Buying drinks in pubs with credit cards

I can call her a cunt because I live with her, you can fuck off.

[magicrat]

I can call her a cunt because I live with her, you can fuck off.

 

You're just lucky she goes to the bar at all. I just have to queue 

[Rico1304]

You're just lucky she goes to the bar at all. I just have to queue

Wrong person!!! Sorry.

 

And as if my missus goes the bar.

[Rico1304]

Women who buy Christmas lights for a garage.

What I said to magic

[ZonkoVille77]

What I said to magic

Took you long enough to get around to it. Standards be slipping.

[magicrat]

Wrong person!!! Sorry.

 

And as if my missus goes the bar.

Yer Ma ?

[Elite]

People who sit in McDonald's on their laptops thinking they're Bill Gates.

[Em City]

People who use the term "100 percent" instead of saying "yes". 

 

People who say "110 percent".