Instant cunt identifiers

[Carvalho Diablo]

From about 1:30 in. The man just smashed my cuntometer to bits.

 

 

Maximum cuntishness.

[Liverpool lad]

People who go to watch darts

[Paulie Dangerously]

Stag dos with personalised shirts

[Tony Moanero]

People who don't put their chair back under the table when they get up and leave.

[Furmedge]

People who leave empty wrappers and cups on the table and leave.

[thegreatelephant]

lurkers who then join, post, then insert an avatar to set their stall out

[redinblack62]

Stag dos with personalised shirts

 

I would rep this a million times if I could. "We're All Wacky We Are".

 

Fuck Off.

[Tony Moanero]

People who walk around with their testicles on their foreheads.

[cloggypop]

lurkers who then join, post, then insert an avatar to set their stall out

Fuck off Code.

[thegreatelephant]

Fuck off Code.

initiation right there

[Tony Moanero]

People who get a takeaway from

A drive-thru McDonalds, eat their food in the car park, then throw their rubbish out of the window. What do you think the bins are for, you cunts?

People who get a takeaway from a drive-thru McDonalds, eat their food in the car park, then throw their rubbish out of the window. What do you think the bins are for, you cunts?

[Tony Moanero]

I once saw one cunt get out of his car, throw his shit in the air and volley it all over the place. I'm no hard man, but my wife had to practically restrain me from volleying his bollocks up into his mouth.

[thegreatelephant]

I once saw one cunt get out of his car, throw his shit in the air and volley it all over the place. I'm no hard man, but my wife had to practically restrain me from volleying his bollocks up into his mouth.

was that in Runcorn? my lad could have designs on being Hitler but I would be more disappointed if he dropped litter if i'm being honest. and what about those cunt kids who aim a kick at pigeons with both parents thinking that's hilarious? no, I don't want to understand their collective 'tough' upbringings

[Tony Moanero]

16/17 years old puffing away on those e-cigarette things or whatever the fuck they're called.

[cloggypop]

Inability to pwonounce your own name.

 

 

[Tony Moanero]

I once saw a woman in a supermarket, I forget which, with a shopping trolley. Her son, who must have been about 7 or 8, was standing in the bit where you put your food. She handed him a box of eggs and he was pissing around with them. "Drop those eggs and I'll fucking head butt you."

[Jairzinho]

Inability to pwonounce your own name.

 

 

 

He didn't even mention the forum once. Surely some of his comments on here are relevant to "communicating the right things to the audience"?

[thegreatelephant]

kids standing up in trollies- it's difficult to contain the rage I have at that shit on many levels

[cloggypop]

I've had them roller blade around me in the supermarket here. When you tell them to fuck off the parents get all upset.

[thegreatelephant]

when they zoom past on heelies I smile in a- I remember what fun used to be way

[thegreatelephant]

while i am at it- and it's been pissing me off all day- the fake sincerity of those bbc cunts on 5 live this morning when interviewing the homeless. wanting to know their 'stories'. making out they give 2 fucks to ease their collective consciences. love to hear their front room conversation on any given night during the year the bell-ends

[mattyq]

Inability to pwonounce your own name.

 

 

Haha what a load of bollocks

He was on here permanently for quite a while...not at all bored with his shite work. No siree

[SammyAftershave]

Murdoch bitch. Truly sickening. I hope Simon introduces him to One Punch Jarv one of these fine days.

[Captain Turdseye]

He starts off with a semi Scouse accent talking about being from the Wirral then as his life story passes through Essex he becomes quite stereotypically English, darling. I was in Essex last week and that never happened to me.

[Remmie]

I once saw a woman in a supermarket, I forget which, with a shopping trolley. Her son, who must have been about 7 or 8, was standing in the bit where you put your food. She handed him a box of eggs and he was pissing around with them. "Drop those eggs and I'll fucking head butt you."

That's awesome and horrible at the same time