Instant cunt identifiers

[Stu Monty]

My colleague is referring to himself in the third person as "daddy" when posting as Oleg.

Hmm. Strong whiffs of touching kids or dead prostitutes in the basement and excrement on the walls.

[Section_31]

Hmm. Strong whiffs of touching kids or dead prostitutes in the basement and excrement on the walls.

 

Absolutely, I've got a mental image of a giant Cyril Smith-shaped zeppelin called the Bumbenburg flying over a school and shooting polystyrene cocks indescriminately.  

[Tj hooker]

I would like to buy the most expensive painting and shove it up this cunts arse and set it alight!!

 

Lad who works in our place is his double,when he 1st started everyone used to go round saying let's go bargain hunting to say he got pissed off would be an understatement

[AngryOfTuebrook]

People who read business self help books. "The seven habits of highly effective people" "The CEO who learned to win at life" etc. Fuck off.

Our former Chief Executive bought a box full of "Dude, Where's My Iceberg?" and handed them out to all of the managers.

 

Some pricks actually read it.

 

 

(This was before the auditors started sniffing around and he, quite unexpectedly, discovered a job opportunity in Brisbane!)

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Lad who works in our place is his double,when he 1st started everyone used to go round saying let's go bargain hunting to say he got pissed off would be an understatement

 

Was he a cunt as well are just unlucky enough to look like him? 

[Tj hooker]

Was he a cunt as well are just unlucky enough to look like him?

Still works with us he's not the most popular of people, he used to be an undertaker says it all really

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Still works with us he's not the most popular of people, he used to be an undertaker says it all really

 

Obviously bummed as a kid. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Obviously bummed as a kid.

The voice of experience over here.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

The voice of experience over here.

 

Nice of you to admit it mate....I do take it over here is a reference to your end....

[Captain Turdseye]

It never did me any harm.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

It never did me any harm.

 

Fuck, I'm all out of rep. 

[matt1983]

Our former Chief Executive bought a box full of "Dude, Where's My Iceberg?" and handed them out to all of the managers.

 

Some pricks actually read it.

 

 

(This was before the auditors started sniffing around and he, quite unexpectedly, discovered a job opportunity in Brisbane!)

I saw a cunt at the station the other morning wearing double denim (with turned up jeans to reveal "outrageous" odd socks), stupid shirt, trilby, and ridiculous trainers. He had the ubiquitous beard and twatcut poking out from under his hat, and topped it off with a crap man bag and a copy of The Art of Creative Thinking.

 

My cuntdar nearly exploded.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I saw a cunt at the station the other morning wearing double denim (with turned up jeans to reveal "outrageous" odd socks), stupid shirt, trilby, and ridiculous trainers. He had the ubiquitous beard and twatcut poking out from under his hat, and topped it off with a crap man bag and a copy of The Art of Creative Thinking.

 

My cuntdar nearly exploded.

It's times like this I wish I was was master grifter/pickpocket so I could momentarily swipe his bag and place a little present in it.

 

A shit, if you're wondering.

[Vincent Vega]

Fellas who wear jeans with a suit jacket. There's loads of the fuckers in our place. Wear a suit or wear jeans and shirt or jumper.

[General Dryness]

Fellas who wear jeans with a suit jacket. There's loads of the fuckers in our place. Wear a suit or wear jeans and shirt or jumper.

 

Thats the motherlode of cunt identifiers that one. Its the equivalent of the ten commandments. Thou Shalt Not Wear A Suit Jacket With Jeans Or Thou Shalt Look A Massive Cunt.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I laugh at the old Turkish blokes here in Germany, they were a jazzy suit with fucking trainers! Now that has to be classed as grade A cuntishness. 

[KMD7]

My colleague is referring to himself in the third person as "daddy" when posting as Oleg.

 

The Saville is strong in that one

[stringvest]

People who have a reason to talk about Magaluf in the first place

 

Isn't that what they call Maghull when the temperature has been over 19c for a few days on the run?

 

People Aughton know better

[Bjornebye]

Isn't that what they call Maghull when the temperature has been over 19c for a few days on the run?

 

People Aughton know better

Walton earth are you goin on about

[stringvest]

Walton earth are you goin on about

 

Don't you be trying to Huyton the shit pun level

[Bjornebye]

Don't you be trying to Huyton the shit pun level

Ive got a long-view of your shit puns

[Curly]

Don't you Speke to him like that!

[General Dryness]

Don't you Speke to him like that!

 

Wallasey about that.

[Curly]

Wallasey about that.

You can leave it out too, Orrell Park my fist in your face

[Bjornebye]

Don't you Speke to him like that!

Page Moss and get him to stop me