The world of a woman.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Gonna be some serious "stay at home mum" texts this week as she's potty training Babby D. 

[Fowlers God]

Fuck women, seriously questioning a lot

[General Dryness]

Has she been on at you about sorting out that fucking beard?

[lifetime fan]

Haha

[Trumo]

Fuck women, seriously questioning a lot

 

She doesn't believe you that your knee's fucked?

[Fowlers God]

She doesn't believe you that your knee's fucked?

It's fucked, fucked too

[lifetime fan]

Out with her rugby lot yesterday evening and one of the fucking beauts came out with this;

 

"Did you know the IRA are Welsh"?

[Mook]

Out with her rugby lot yesterday evening and one of the fucking beauts came out with this;

 

"Did you know the IRA are Welsh"?

 

To be fair to her, I often get the UVF mixed up with Tom Jones.

[lifetime fan]

To be fair to her, I often get the UVF mixed up with Tom Jones.

Apparently she's a 'sister' so my reaction of "you thick cunt" was out of order.

[lifetime fan]

Another - do women honestly think men have never played team sports before?

 

Yes you're a group of women, you come from different backgrounds, different races, religions, financial circumstances, live in different areas for fucks sake.

 

The fact you all play for the same team doesn't make you all fucking 'sisters'.

 

Especially when you can't even organise a fucking social event without 6 months notice and everyone falling out with each other.

[Fowlers God]

As per the men Cohabiting with women thread, my wife went away last week. She returned on Friday and still hasn't spoken to me because I'm lazy.

 

This conclusion was reached because there was a bit of mouldy fruit in the dining room fruit bowl that wasn't placed in the bin. Besides myself advising that due to them not being here I didn't venture into the dining room, other than to pass through to the kitchen.

 

I couldn't be bothered to cook for myself and lived on takeaways- yep and fucking what.

 

My breakfast things from Friday morning where still in the sink. A bowl and a mug- the same as everyday.

 

Seriously- she came back on Friday and radio silence has been in since then. She's gone round her sisters tonight. They're a fucking different sort

[Rico1304]

As per the men Cohabiting with women thread, my wife went away last week. She returned on Friday and still hasn't spoken to me because I'm lazy.

This conclusion was reached because there was a bit of mouldy fruit in the dining room fruit bowl that wasn't placed in the bin. Besides myself advising that due to them not being here I didn't venture into the dining room, other than to pass through to the kitchen.

I couldn't be bothered to cook for myself and lived on takeaways- yep and fucking what.

My breakfast things from Friday morning where still in the sink. A bowl and a mug- the same as everyday.

Seriously- she came back on Friday and radio silence has been in since then. She's gone round her sisters tonight. They're a fucking different sort

Deaf and dumb teas

[General Dryness]

[Dougie Do'ins]

As per the men Cohabiting with women thread, my wife went away last week. She returned on Friday and still hasn't spoken to me because I'm lazy.

 

This conclusion was reached because there was a bit of mouldy fruit in the dining room fruit bowl that wasn't placed in the bin. Besides myself advising that due to them not being here I didn't venture into the dining room, other than to pass through to the kitchen.

 

I couldn't be bothered to cook for myself and lived on takeaways- yep and fucking what.

 

My breakfast things from Friday morning where still in the sink. A bowl and a mug- the same as everyday.

 

Seriously- she came back on Friday and radio silence has been in since then. She's gone round her sisters tonight. They're a fucking different sort

Was her trip away a bag of shite and she's possibly using the fruit and dishes to lash out ? 

[General Dryness]

I'm still betting its the beard.

[Captain Turdseye]

Was her trip away a bag of shite and she's possibly using the fruit and dishes to lash out ?

The amount of food FG eats, I wouldn't be surprised if it's because three takeaways cost him £240.

[General Dryness]

To be fair he tried to keep costs down by going for the banquet special, ten quid per head.

 

Its not his fault he has 8 heads.

[Trumo]

Out with her rugby lot yesterday evening and one of the fucking beauts came out with this;

 

"Did you know the IRA are Welsh"?

 

How Scottish is that.

[littletedwest]

Mine didn't speak to me for 2 days other week. She'd been moaning about hospital appointments and my response of have you tried this ice cream wasn't the correct one.

Apparently I should have offered sort them despite them not being in my name like

[bigbak]

On the news this morning was a young lad who'd had the worlds first hand transplant.

 

"Did they transplant someone else's hands onto his body?"

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Mine didn't speak to me for 2 days other week. She'd been moaning about hospital appointments and my response of have you tried this ice cream wasn't the correct one.

Apparently I should have offered sort them despite them not being in my name like

 

When women expect stuff just to be done for them. I think it's a result of having men bend over backwards to try and fuck them their whole lives. Obviously not all women and obviously not all of the time.

 

Prime example is dating. Women who just assume I'm paying for everything. Fuck off. You're not a fucking princess, despite what your shitty car sticker says. You're a 30 year old part-time beautician and you live with your Mum. If I was in part-time employment and lived at home at 30 and expected a woman to pay for everything, I wouldn't get a date for the rest of my life. If you can't afford to go for dinner, don't go for dinner.

[Trumo]

On the news this morning was a young lad who'd had the worlds first hand transplant.

 

"Did they transplant someone else's hands onto his body?"

 

They transplanted his body onto someone else's hand.

[Mook]

When women expect stuff just to be done for them. I think it's a result of having men bend over backwards to try and fuck them their whole lives. Obviously not all women and obviously not all of the time.

 

Prime example is dating. Women who just assume I'm paying for everything. Fuck off. You're not a fucking princess, despite what your shitty car sticker says. You're a 30 year old part-time beautician and you live with your Mum. If I was in part-time employment and lived at home at 30 and expected a woman to pay for everything, I wouldn't get a date for the rest of my life. If you can't afford to go for dinner, don't go for dinner.

 

Just think though, if you paid for the date, you might get to go round to hers & rattle her & her Mum.

 

I watch far too many blue movies.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Just think though, if you paid for the date, you might get to go round to hers & rattle her & her Mum.

 

I watch far too many blue movies.

 

Me too. Probably because of my attitudes to dating. I hate this fucking 'game' where I'm supposed to jump through hoops to impress someone. It's degrading. Especially when they expect me to provide the hoops as well.

[Hades]

When women expect stuff just to be done for them. I think it's a result of having men bend over backwards to try and fuck them their whole lives. Obviously not all women and obviously not all of the time.

 

Prime example is dating. Women who just assume I'm paying for everything. Fuck off. You're not a fucking princess, despite what your shitty car sticker says. You're a 30 year old part-time beautician and you live with your Mum. If I was in part-time employment and lived at home at 30 and expected a woman to pay for everything, I wouldn't get a date for the rest of my life. If you can't afford to go for dinner, don't go for dinner.

You would act the same if you had 100 women lining up to fuck you with no graft necessary. Why moan about it? It's not like women don't have disadvantages too, starting with a week every month of bleeding and cramping as well as having to worry about getting assaulted when they step out of the house.