What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Anubis]

On 30/03/2024 at 10:22, Captain Willard said:

Ha ha. A toast rack is a sign of both age and social class, I d be surprised if anyone under 40 had one unless it was a wedding present or inherited. I’ve checked today and we haven’t got one despite being much older.

 

Oh fuck off. Is anyone buying this? A Tory without a toast rack. He’s probably got three of them stashed away in the kitchen cupboard, but he’s claiming not to own a ‘toast rack’ because he calls them by another name - like ‘bread butler’, or ‘le porte-toast.’

[Total Longo]

On 07/04/2024 at 12:27, Clem H Fandango said:

eggs look retarded 

 

This made me spit my vimto out. 

[Captain Willard]

Sunday morning. 

[TheHowieLama]

It's, um, it's ok.

[Mudface]

38 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Sunday morning. 

 

Sausages on here veer wildly between under cooked worm factories to coal with nothing in between. I suppose at least here you're unlikely to get poisoned and the charcoal will help you digest the rest of the shite on that plate.

[Tony Moanero]

48 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Sunday morning. 

No mushrooms.

No tomatoes.

Negged.

[TheHowieLama]

Unconscionable to neg a homemade breakfast.

It's not how it's done.

[Jairzinho]

1 hour ago, Captain Willard said:

Sunday morning. 

 

Sausages, eggs, and black pudding look decent. Bacon doesn't look cooked.

 

Is that cheese on the bread or have you buttered it with a golf club?

[Tony Moanero]

6 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Unconscionable to neg a homemade breakfast.

It's not how it's done.

Ordinarily, I wouldn’t neg homemade food, but I’m in a bad mood as I stubbed my toe getting out of the shower. Plus, the plate is a disgrace.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Captain Willard said:

Sunday morning. 

Looks decent that. All the 2’s as well. 7/10 

[Tony Moanero]

@Captain WillardNeg retracted. Repped for reading the breakfast thread during the match.

[Captain Willard]

Just now, Tony Moanero said:

@Captain WillardNeg retracted. Repped for reading the breakfast thread during the match.

I’m trying to cheer myself up

[TheHowieLama]

10 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

@Captain WillardNeg retracted. Repped for reading the breakfast thread during the match.

 

10 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

I’m trying to cheer myself up

 

 

The highlight will be @AdamD burnt crust at the half.

[Bjornebye]

@Fugitive order an all day brekkie in lad so we can take our minds off the match 

[Total Longo]

On 14/04/2024 at 12:26, Captain Willard said:

Sunday morning. 

At first glance, this looked ace. Full marks for actually cooking the sausages as opposed to just laying them on a radiator for half an hour. The eggs look decent too, apart from a lack of seasoning. Where it goes very wrong is the bacon and the toast. The bacon is basically the opposite of the sausages and the toast looks like someone has baulked up bits of their stomach lining onto it. Horrendous. Very much a breakfast of two halves, this.   

[TheHowieLama]

Streaky bacon there methinks.

[Bjornebye]

Palmer House Hilton, Chicago. Tasty but I want more 6/10

 

Bloody Americans 

[TheHowieLama]

What are you doing in the Windy?

[lifetime fan]

Bacon, wedges and eggs ain’t a fucking breakfast. 

[Fugitive]

9 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Palmer House Hilton, Chicago. Tasty but I want more 6/10

 

Bloody Americans 

That’s a fucking disgrace. 

[TheHowieLama]

Skip the brekkie there Stig - 

 

Lunch - Italian Beef sandwich (post picture) w a side hot dog all the way.

Dinner - Deep dish

[Bjornebye]

20 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

What are you doing in the Windy?

She won that Disney prize. 4 people all expenses trip here. Landed yesterday. Seems a decent place! There’s a conference at the hotel though and American business types are rude. Speaking to staff like shit no please or thanks. Posh hotel and all. 

[Bjornebye]

13 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

That’s a fucking disgrace. 

I know I’m still hungry. Bastards. Bacon was lovely though 

[TheHowieLama]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

She won that Disney prize. 4 people all expenses trip here. Landed yesterday. Seems a decent place! There’s a conference at the hotel though and American business types are rude. Speaking to staff like shit no please or thanks. Posh hotel and all. 

 

Steal the hotel robe for the full experience.

And seriously get a pic of a proper beef sandwich up.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, TheHowieLama said:

 

Steal the hotel robe for the full experience.

And seriously get a pic of a beef sandwich up.

I think we’re gonna go that Mr Beef and get one tomorrow so I will do mate