What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Curly]

6 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Did the egg act as a heat-shield for the bacon, getting itself cooked for hours, while Piggy survived?

 

Tinned tomatoes are a no-no, too; especially with beans. How much liquid do you want on your plate?

Agreed - the menu listed “tomatoes”. I should have known

[Curly]

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

You need to call in a missile strike.

That gristle is still haunting me to be fair. Disgusting 

[PestiRed]

22 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Take two, and much better...

 

 

 

And yes, yes that is a mimosa, because I’m a classy bitch.

 

that steak doesn’t look good, either in quality of cut or how it’s been cooked. How was it?

edit: just seen that it cost £13 so that probably answers the question

 

[Bruce Spanner]

1 minute ago, PestiRed said:

 

that steak doesn’t look good, either in quality of cut or how it’s been cooked. How was it?
 

 

Great, it was flank cooked medium rare, but the picture isn’t great in truth.

[Chip Butty]

Just had mushrooms and tomatoes on toast. Ace. 

 

Vive la difference

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Curly]

Right, we go again.

 

Away with Mrs Bela at a place called Shrigley Hall over Macclesfield way. Not tasted it yet, but I’m expecting big things compared to yesterday...

 

 

[YorkshireRed]

11 minutes ago, belarus said:

Right, we go again.

 

Away with Mrs Bela at a place called Shrigley Hall over Macclesfield way. Not tasted it yet, but I’m expecting big things compared to yesterday...

 

 

I’ve stayed at Shrigley Hall, probably around ten years ago. This looks like the breakfast I had, then threw up in the bin. I mean exactly the same breakfast.

 

Having said that, it’s still a lot better than yesterday’s state of affairs. 

[Curly]

3 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

I’ve stayed at Shrigley Hall, probably around ten years ago. This looks like the breakfast I had, then threw up in the bin. I mean exactly the same breakfast.

 

Having said that, it’s still a lot better than yesterday’s state of affairs. 

Strange mix of people here - the golfers and older and more relaxed clientele, then weirdly a load of mid 20 year olds running round beaked up and blaring music.

 

The breakfast was sound though - solid effort apart from the tinned mushies. 7/10

[YorkshireRed]

4 minutes ago, belarus said:

Strange mix of people here - the golfers and older and more relaxed clientele, then weirdly a load of mid 20 year olds running round beaked up and blaring music.

 

The breakfast was sound though - solid effort apart from the tinned mushies. 7/10

If I remember correctly it has a decent swimming pool. 
 

I’d get some beak off the youngsters then hang with the oldies. The perfect combination.

 

Enjoy...

[Anubis]

At least today’s breakfast looks like it’s actually been cooked. Not sure about the mushroom shaped liquorice though.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, belarus said:

Right, we go again.

 

Away with Mrs Bela at a place called Shrigley Hall over Macclesfield way. Not tasted it yet, but I’m expecting big things compared to yesterday...

 

 

Mother of god you’ve had a bad weekend that whole picture is awful what the ducking toast looks like it was roasted a week ago and that food covered in them heinz stazi are just duck you fuck off 

[Trumo]

48 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

If I remember correctly it has a decent swimming pool. 
 

I’d get some beak off the youngsters then hang with the oldies. The perfect combination.

 

Enjoy...

 

If you look carefully, you'll see he's having some coke with his breakfast.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Trumo said:

 

If you look carefully, you'll see he's having some coke with his breakfast.

Looks like a rum & coke to me. 

[DJLJ]

1 hour ago, belarus said:

Right, we go again.

 

Away with Mrs Bela at a place called Shrigley Hall over Macclesfield way. Not tasted it yet, but I’m expecting big things compared to yesterday...

 

 

Why did they serve it on 2 plates, I am assuming the second sausage, the second bacon, the second toast was on a second plate, right?

Also, why on earth would they put the beans on first and then put everything else on top? If you really want it, the have it over on a side. 
fairly cute to put eggs from a tiny chicken on there, yoke is 50% of the whole thing. 
And I assume the real butter is hiding somewhere on the second plate also? 
lots of assumptions 

[Curly]

It was apple juice - always always get it when I stay away. Never ever even consider picking it up in the supermarket for home. 
 

Im at the spa now sitting out having a coffee and getting moaned at for being on my phone.

 

The group of lads I met beaked up in the lift last night have just played past us on the golf course. They looked in good spirits. I’d be sat in the car waiting for them, screaming at people to not look at me in my pit of regret and despair if I was coming down. Fair play to them

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

1 hour ago, belarus said:

Right, we go again.

 

Away with Mrs Bela at a place called Shrigley Hall over Macclesfield way. Not tasted it yet, but I’m expecting big things compared to yesterday...

 

 

 

Needs an extra sausage, bacon and egg, on a proper plate (not a little side plate) and a brew. Mushrooms and sausage look decent - 5/10

[Redder Lurtz]

Y'all need to have a go on these. Awesome. 

 

https://leitesculinaria.com/94860/recipes-spicy-scrambled-eggs.html

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Looks like a rum & coke to me. 

Raiders

[TheHowieLama]

3 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

If I remember correctly it has a decent swimming pool. 

There is a swimming/cess pool in the middle of the fuckin plate.

[Curly]

Another day, another brekkie. Been at a wedding at a place in Coventry, but the name escapes me. Coombes Hall maybe. 

Food has been immense all the way through, so was expecting big things from the breakfast and I wasn’t disappointed. Solid solid 8.

 

Youll notice I’ve dropped some cleavage in the background there, as well as Mrs Bela’s breakfast which doesn’t contain beans, all in the quest for approval like a dirty little rep whore. I’m not sorry

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I'll never understand how a breakfast gets a mark above 1 when it's served with one Sausage, if your sausage is that good then I'm going to want more than one even more, hotel cunt.

[Elite]

5 minutes ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

I'll never understand how a breakfast gets a mark above 1 when it's served with one Sausage, if your sausage is that good then I'm going to want more than one even more, hotel cunt.

 

[Bjornebye]

12 minutes ago, belarus said:

Another day, another brekkie. Been at a wedding at a place in Coventry, but the name escapes me. Coombes Hall maybe. 

Food has been immense all the way through, so was expecting big things from the breakfast and I wasn’t disappointed. Solid solid 8.

 

Youll notice I’ve dropped some cleavage in the background there, as well as Mrs Bela’s breakfast which doesn’t contain beans, all in the quest for approval like a dirty little rep whore. I’m not sorry

Mrs Bela doesn't appear to have beans on her plate whereas your plate actually looks like Coventry. The two beans escaping alcatraz are disturbing and how big is that tomato? I hope thats a very large whisky on the left. 

 

Mrs Bela's brekkie - 7/10

Yours - Minus 10/10 and 14 years without parole 

[YorkshireRed]

7 minutes ago, belarus said:

Another day, another brekkie. Been at a wedding at a place in Coventry, but the name escapes me. Coombes Hall maybe. 

Food has been immense all the way through, so was expecting big things from the breakfast and I wasn’t disappointed. Solid solid 8.

 

Youll notice I’ve dropped some cleavage in the background there, as well as Mrs Bela’s breakfast which doesn’t contain beans, all in the quest for approval like a dirty little rep whore. I’m not sorry

Cleavage repped. My thanks to Mrs. Belarus for sharing her ample bosom as a breakfast thread bonus.

 

The sausage also looks like it approves.

 

Two types of eggs seems a tad daring. In principle I’m not against it, but a brave choice. 
 

The Hash Brown seems to have adopted a singular bean. A beautiful story and one that should embarrass the Hash Brown deriders on here. 
 

Bacon needs a bit more thrashing around the pan before being allowed on this plate. 
 

Mushrooms are solid. I don’t like tomato on my breakfast but each to their own. 
 

Oh and Mrs. Belarus has excellent breasts but you probably already know that. 

[Curly]

4 minutes ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

I'll never understand how a breakfast gets a mark above 1 when it's served with one Sausage, if your sausage is that good then I'm going to want more than one even more, hotel cunt.

I hear you mate, but that’s enough for me. I could have eaten more, but I’m comfortably full now.