AC Slatering

[Malarkey]

I need a shit now. I'm going to AC Slater as I'm home alone and I can Sing whilst I'm Slatering.

[CrouchieBoy]

this thread makes me feel better.

 

AC SLATERING FOR THE WIN

[Unrighteous]

I haven't slatered since december really... I should have slatered Detroit airport.

[Chris]

Best GF thread of the "premiership" era.

[Unrighteous]

Chris, have you slatered your office bog, yet?

[Remmie]

Slaterbump.

[odris]

I dare not slater anywere apart from my own stomping ground, it's just a risk i can't take.

[Acid]

I cant believe Ive only just found this thread. I mean, I know the last post was before I joined but Ive spent hours surfing the gf archives for pure gold... thank you remmie.

 

Im so gonna try this when I next need to offload.

[Unrighteous]

I dare not slater anywere apart from my own stomping ground, it's just a risk i can't take.

 

You will always be an amateur until you've slatered behind enemy lines. Start small, slater your mates' bog. Work your way up to more risque slaters like... a public stall in a busy airport.

[Woo]

I've slatered Carradonas toilet.

[Unrighteous]

I've slatered Carradonas toilet.

 

If you did it whilst Cain was passed out and then laughed at him... More points.

[Unrighteous]

 

Anyone else reckon that Woo's hair is like Screetch's?

[Woo]

 

Anyone else reckon that Woo's hair is like Screetch's?

 

I wish I had hair like Screech.

[Carradona]

You had better not slatered my toilet, you dirty bastard!

 

Woo's hair is nothing like Screetch's. Woo also admitted that he uses conditioner in his hair (The Sir and Monster Masch from the forum were also present when he admitted to it). The big girl.

[Woo]

You had better not slatered my toilet, you dirty bastard!

 

Woo's hair is nothing like Screetch's. Woo also admitted that he uses conditioner in his hair (The Sir and Monster Masch from the forum were also present when he admitted to it). The big girl.

 

I used it yes, before I went to get a hair cut.

 

Coming from a man who uses straighteners on his hair, get to fuck!

[Hazel Motes]

Hmmm, though case. Can't really decide who's the unmanliest. I will have to neg you both.

[Hazel Motes]

Damnit, Woo carried protection. Well, guess he's a bit manlier then.

[Woo]

Damnit, Woo carried protection. Well, guess he's a bit manlier then.

 

Indeed, you have learned your lesson well.

[Carradona]

I used it yes, before I went to get a hair cut.

 

Coming from a man who uses straighteners on his hair, get to fuck!

 

Once. And I was drunk. And everyone in the room had it done as a joke. As usual, my picture creeped its way onto the internet for everyone to see!

 

Anyone who has seen me recently will know I do not use hair straighteners.

[Unrighteous]

I used it yes, before I went to get a hair cut.

 

Coming from a man who uses straighteners on his hair, get to fuck!

 

 

The bolded bit highlights the contradiction that Woo describes. A man does not use straighteners on his hair.

 

A woman, or girl, will use straighteners on HER hair.

 

However, it is acceptable for a man to use conditioner.

[Alan Sex]

The bolded bit highlights the contradiction that Woo describes. A man does not use straighteners on his hair.

 

A woman, or girl, will use straighteners on HER hair.

 

However, it is acceptable for a man to use conditioner.

 

 

 

Especially if it is leave-in conditioner. That's like having a leave-in cock up your arse.

[dirty_sanchez]

Conditioner is helluva gay. Using shampoo instead of shower gel is pretty gay, but conditioner? Hey-zus!

[Unrighteous]

Conditioner is helluva gay. Using shampoo instead of shower gel is pretty gay, but conditioner? Hey-zus!

 

Err... I don't understand how conditioner is gay...

 

I mean, I understand how hair straighteners are gay... but conditioner?

 

Dave U is going to have to come school all you benders on hair care products... Shampoo and Conditioner are ok.

[odris]

I use shampoo and conditioner for my hair when i have a long soothing bath, but when i get a shower i use my shower gel, oh yeah baby.

[Unrighteous]

Wait a minute... Long soothing bath? Are candles and bath salts involved?