AC Slatering

[odris]

Well, if it is dark then the candles do come in to play, on the bath salts front there in the bath any time i decide to get in.

[Unrighteous]

That's almost as girly as Cain's hair straighteners.

[odris]

I kid of course, i have ice cold baths.

[Unrighteous]

How did we go from the Most challenging dumping position to talking about Baths?

 

I blame Cain.

[Acid]

I tried it, but it proved difficult as I dont have a back on my toilet, it goes onto this weird mini wall thing.

 

[hamstrung]

They'll release a 50 year anniversary edition of "Saved By the Bell" by the time that picture downloads.

[Unrighteous]

My toilet is like yours, Acid. I have to make my slaters happen elsewhere.

[Alan Sex]

Well, if it is dark then the candles do come in to play, on the bath salts front there in the bath any time i decide to get in.

 

Be careful with candle play. If the candle breaks it can get stuck in your arse then you have to go to emergency to get it out. A friend told me.

[god knows]

Err... I don't understand how conditioner is gay...

 

I mean, I understand how hair straighteners are gay... but conditioner?

 

Dave U is going to have to come school all you benders on hair care products... Shampoo and Conditioner are ok.

 

What the Fuck is all this about hair products? If you are not bald, you are gay. End of.

[L.F.C]

That is the funniest thing i have EVER read..

 

 

Hahahhahahhahhahahahhahahha

[Unrighteous]

What the Fuck is all this about hair products? If you are not bald, you are gay. End of.

 

Fact: If you are bald or have a moustache, you are gay. No arguing.

[odris]

No doubt i will be bald within 20 years, fuck.

[Karl_b]

Stop destroying the AC-ing with this talk of hair!

[Alan Sex]

Stop destroying the AC-ing with this talk of hair!

 

 

When slatering, has anyone got shit stuck in their arse hair - or does the slatering position lend itself to a clean exit?

[odris]

Totally clean exit, it exits the exact same as a normal shit just your facing the other way, only problem is, our toilet slopes inwards so you end up getting shit on the inside of the bwl which sometimes wont flush a way first time.

[Unrighteous]

When slatering, has anyone got shit stuck in their arse hair - or does the slatering position lend itself to a clean exit?

 

It's a totally clean exit.

[god knows]

Fact: If you are bald or have a moustache, you are gay. No arguing.

I have no confusion about my sexuality. I am abnormally full of testosterone which has made me into a solar powered sex machine.

 

No doubt i will be bald within 20 years, fuck.

 

I went bald at 22, Odris. You have only 4 years left, by my reckoning.

[Unrighteous]

I have no confusion about my sexuality. I am abnormally full of testosterone which has made me into a solar powered sex machine.

 

I'm sure the boys love your testosterone, as well.

[Big Ig]

Gayest diversion of a manly thread ever... fucking conditioner?! Wash'n'Go is about as close as I've ever got to putting woofterpaste in my hair. Sheee-it.

 

(Special dispensation goes to Bolo Zenden and bountiful-locked forumites who'd otherwise look electrocuted. Any hair shorter than 3 inches or so and woofterpaste is blasphemy)

[Guest The Big Green Bastard]

Health benefits of the squat position for pooing...

 

 

Makes elimination faster, easier and more complete. This helps prevent "fecal stagnation," a prime factor in colon cancer, appendicitis and inflammatory bowel disease.

 

Protects the nerves that control the prostate, bladder and uterus from becoming stretched and damaged.

 

Securely seals the ileocecal valve, between the colon and the small intestine. In the conventional sitting position, this valve is unsupported and often leaks during evacuation, contaminating the small intestine.

 

Relaxes the puborectalis muscle which normally chokes the rectum in order to maintain continence.

 

Uses the thighs to support the colon and prevent straining. Chronic straining on the toilet can cause hernias, diverticulosis, and pelvic organ prolapse.

 

A highly effective, non-invasive treatment for hemorrhoids, as shown by published clinical research.

 

For pregnant women, squatting avoids pressure on the uterus when using the toilet. Daily squatting helps prepare one for a more natural delivery.

 

 

[Total Longo]

It's safe to say that fecal stagnation is not a condition i suffer from

[Remmie]

So this is what it feels like when doves cry.

[Chris]

The bolded bit highlights the contradiction that Woo describes. A man does not use straighteners on his hair.

 

A woman, or girl, will use straighteners on HER hair.

 

However, it is acceptable for a man to use conditioner.

 

If only you could straighten your hair? A pair of GHD's created by God himself couldn't get any joy out of that fuckin' pube head you're rocking.

[Chris]

Squatting Neville!

[Ted]

I've been know to go GHD mad on my hair.