AC Slatering

[CrouchieBoy]

I forewent the half-Slater at mine... and went for the full on ale/sausage mcmuffin with egg(I was drunk it was 8am... I wanted breakfast fuck off) loaded AC Slater at the Gym.

 

Holy lord... I had to evacuate the locker room. It was bad.

 

I fear for the toilet. The next AC Slater is gonna be a slightly hungover beer filled poo. Cant wait to report back

[plonky]

Yeah because IBS is like "funny."

 

who or what is "funny" and why is IBS like him or it?

[Unrighteous]

I fear for the toilet. The next AC Slater is gonna be a slightly hungover beer filled poo. Cant wait to report back

 

Oddly... I have had Chris-like Gas since I dropped that deuce as well. I was stuck in an enclosed room for an hour pumping iron whilst releasing some ridiculously noxious fumes.

 

I fear another badly brewed monstrousity is going to rear it's ugly head soon.

 

The Half-Slater may happen... I'll keep you guys posted.

[Unrighteous]

Half-Slater has been done. Difficulty is a bit more than the AC Slater... I'd call it an advanced pooping manuver.

 

Not as funny as the AC Slater proper but the skidmarks are aboslutely giggle-tastic and would definately, DEFINATELY, leave some hopeless soul wonder what the fuck just happened with their toilet.

[CrouchieBoy]

half slater? why have I not been taught this maneuver.....

[Unrighteous]

half slater? why have I not been taught this maneuver.....

 

I am believed to be the first ever person to do the 'half slater'. It's sitting on the bog sideways. Half-way through Average-Joe pooping and AC Slater pooping.

 

Definately has a bits n' piece hitting the bowl hazard though.... Be warned! You must be mindful or there will be contact!

 

The Half-Slater is good on the go as well... as you don't have to remove your keks to utilise this advanced pooping manuver.

[Unrighteous]

Oh right... I had to invent the half-Slater to overcome my throne's inability to accomodate a proper AC Slater.

[JangoSolo]

Oh right... I had to invent the half-Slater to overcome my throne's inability to accomodate a proper AC Slater.

 

Hehe, welcome to the club... almost anyway!

[Unrighteous]

Hehe, welcome to the club... almost anyway!

 

It's a trap!~

[Big Ig]

It's like Heroes, some are just born with the talent, they're a new breed...

[Unrighteous]

I don't like pissing on your chips (especially when they've been digested and left on the side of the bowl) but my six-year-old daughter has been doing half-Slaters for some time now. She sings whilst doing them. We tried to get her to stop but for some reason it was one of the few things she's defied us over.

 

Oh dear... She is like... a prophet or something.

[Chris]

Oh dear... She is like... a prophet or something.

 

The second coming. Hail.

[Tom R]

Ok, so we have the Full Ac Slater and the Half Slater.

 

I now call for regular shits to be known as Reverse Slaters from here on in.

 

A Full Slater with your feet off the ground is an Air Slater.

 

And should you chose to swap from Full Slater to Reverse Slater mid-cable, then this is known as a 360 Slater.

 

 

 

Nobody has ever survived a 540 Slater.

[RedKnight]

And switching from a reverse Slater to a full slater is a reverse 360 Slater.

[Big Ig]

One who prefers the plain vanilla dump, pardon me, Reverse Slater, will from henceforth be monikered a Slater Hater

[Big Ig]

A Full Slater with your feet off the ground is an Air Slater.

 

On a similar theme, taking a running leap at the cistern (basketball optional), legs akimbo ready to assume the AC Slater position, and ejecting the payload immediately upon touchdown, is a Slamdunk Slater*.

 

 

*Pig-padding advisable.

[Unrighteous]

Air Slater and Slater 360... I must perform both now.

 

I reckon the Gym Toilet would be a good place to Slater 360.

[Nunavut Patrick]

I choked.

 

Got into the AC position and felt immediately enlightened. There was extra air flow from the bowl; it felt like a cool ocean breeze and sent me to a happy place.

 

My bowels stopped thier movement; I could not force it out. I felt shame, humilation, embarassment. The initial excitement turned into frustration that my first time did not go well at all.

 

Yours Truly,

 

NP

 

AC virgin (still)

[Unrighteous]

Keep on trying, NP. It will come!

[Stu Monty]

Knowing that the design of my toilet was going to prohibit the basic AC Slater position I had a little think about how I could mix things up a bit and test out some of the offspin techniques. I am pleased to report that I've just achieved an Air Slater 180 turn from east to west. I have to warn people though that this has brought about some mild friction burning on the right cheek and also led to me banging my knee on the bathroom unit. Dut to the fact you are keeping your legs in the air and pushing yourself round with your arms it is also a full workout of the upper body and abs; I might even make a fitness video for Xmas.

 

The aftermath looked like a satelite photo of a mini poo Katrina in my toilet bowl. Swirltatstic.

[Remmie]

If, like me you forgot to fully disrobe your strides and underkeks and pin your legs back in your haste, this is known as a Boston Crab-Slater.

 

How does a Slaterist approach and maneuver one of those horrible aimer shitters you get in France where you keep yourself up by a bit of rope and have to crouch and aim your payload into the bowels of doom (Belding's office?)?

 

Also, Ac-ing a bidet?

 

All important concepts I believe

[Total Longo]

This thread just gets better and better.

 

I'm going to try an "invisible chair" Slater tomorrow in work as there is nearly always a pool of piss on the seat, and i'm not licking it up.

[Tom R]

The Lavitating Slater, or "The Lavitater": Assume the Full Slater position, but "Levitate" above the seat, as if the seat may have some tinkle from a previous mission on it.

 

This totally sick, ill and also phat move requires good calf and hamstring strength.

 

 

WARNING - This totally rad move may result in leg quiver and slight spasms.

 

ANOTHER WARNING - NEVER attempt an Air Lavitater (See Air Slater for reference) unless supervised by professionals or AC Slater, Himself.

[RedinSweden]

The Lavitating Slater, or "The Lavitater": Assume the Full Slater position, but "Levitate" above the seat, as if the seat may have some tinkle from a previous mission on it.

 

This totally sick, ill and also phat move requires good calf and hamstring strength.

 

 

WARNING - This totally rad move may result in leg quiver and slight spasms.

 

ANOTHER WARNING - NEVER attempt an Air Lavitater (See Air Slater for reference) unless supervised by professionals or AC Slater, Himself.

 

Are you allowed to hold onto the back of the cistern?

[Tom R]

You can, but that's a "Fakey Lavitater".