Monarchy

[halewood pete]

25 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Some Royal “expert” was on GMB saying William is distressed and feels like the press are hounding Kate like they did Diana. They don’t say that when they spend all day everyday growling at and making up stories about Meghan Markle of course. Insidious cunts 

Rep for top use of the word insidious!

[Spy Bee]

Imagine if Auld Charlie is dead. £100m for the coronation, that works out as about £10m per month for his reign!

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Spy Bee said:

Imagine if Auld Charlie is dead. £100m for the coronation, that works out as about £10m per month for his reign!

Extra coffins for his fingers will push the cost through the roof 

[TheHowieLama]

Should do the thing with the head of lettuce again - that was good.

[tokyojoe]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Extra coffins for his fingers will push the cost through the roof 

And then we have the cost of the coronation for the next twat.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, tokyojoe said:

And then we have the cost of the coronation for the next twat.

And another funeral for that haggard old cunt Camilla who will no doubt bow out now she’s not relevant anymore and of course Kates funeral when William bumps her off so he can keep getting pegged by Rose Hanbury. Fuck sake 

 

The next coronation will be your sixth won’t it? 

[tokyojoe]

11 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

And another funeral for that haggard old cunt Camilla who will no doubt bow out now she’s not relevant anymore and of course Kates funeral when William bumps her off so he can keep getting pegged by Rose Hanbury. Fuck sake 

 

The next coronation will be your sixth won’t it? 

Missed the last sentence. Cheeky cunt.

[Jairzinho]

Could save a bit of money by slaughtering the entire family in the street.

 

I mean, erm...

[Babb'sBurstNad]

They should fight it out for the crown, like a true Royal Rumble.

 

Last man standing gets the throne.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

10 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

Could save a bit of money by slaughtering the entire family in the street.

 

I mean, erm...

Hate the game, not the players.  Don't kill them; just swap the palaces for a place on a housing waiting list and make them either get a job or sign on, just like every other cunt.

[Section_31]

What a take. If the monarchy ends, it'll be because they've had enough.

 

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/03/17/princess-of-wales-too-good-for-mean-spirited-little-britain/

[Bjornebye]

11 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

What a take. If the monarchy ends, it'll be because they've had enough.

 

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/03/17/princess-of-wales-too-good-for-mean-spirited-little-britain/

This Tim Stanley? 
 

 

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2022/12/12/harry-meghan-embody-everything-bad-emotionally-incontinent-generation/

 

 

[johnsusername]

Her face has aged a lot over the last few years. Probably the stress of being part of that lunatic family and having to efficiently produce sprogs. 

 

 

[Red74]

[Fugitive]

26 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

This Tim Stanley? 
 

 

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2022/12/12/harry-meghan-embody-everything-bad-emotionally-incontinent-generation/

 

 

Tim looks like he gets bullied by his neighbours kids.

[Gnasher]

Little gremlins more concerned with having warm homes than spending millions for Charlie and the gang to have good shindig. 

 

 

[Gnasher]

Rumours Kate has been over the States. Flew under the name Kate Royal to sidestep her fans, they're an easily fooled bunch. 

 

 

Good news is she had a heart to heart with Harry and Megan and kindly agreed to take a portrait pic of Megan (below). Kates promised no more photoshopping. 

 

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Apparently she “broke her cover” at the weekend and was spotted at a farm shop. I’ve seen the pic and it doesn’t look like it’s even her. Went to post it but realised it has a s*n watermark. Fuck them 

 

[Jairzinho]

54 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

Tim looks like he gets bullied by his neighbours kids.

 

...because he tried to bum them. 

[Fugitive]

17 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Apparently she “broke her cover” at the weekend and was spotted at a farm shop. I’ve seen the pic and it doesn’t look like it’s even her. Went to post it but realised it has a s*n watermark. Fuck them 

 

Jim Hensons puppets get more realistic every year…

 

 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Fugitive said:

Jim Hensons puppets get more realistic every year…

 

 

Different angle just about to the one I saw. Looks more like her there to be fair 

[Anubis]

If Tim really wants somebody to retire them I’m open to a career move…

[Turkish Delight]

Nicked off Twitter

 

[Creator Supreme]

2 hours ago, Fugitive said:

Tim looks like he gets bullied by his neighbours kids.

I fucking hope so.

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

On 14/03/2024 at 22:26, tokyojoe said:

What a fucking embarrassment.

I read that in the voice of Nan