Games you had as a kid.

[Guest Jay W]

I had the mask condor bike thing, dead good.

 

Muscle men were ace too!

 

Muscle men

 

My bro had Military Muscle men...the hoover always ate them though...

[captainharris]

It was actualy, I remember my next door neighbour and good mate had the game gear and I had the gameboy and we always used to swap them for like a day..

 

I seem to remeber playing a tennis game alot on it but forgot what it was called...

I've still got mine. I lent it to someone a few years back and they broke the TV tuner on me. Gutted about that.

[Monkeywool]

It was what the boys played with whilst you were messing around with the a la carte kitchen.

 

Now that kitchen was great dammit! I could cook cakes!

[Stouffer]

Now that kitchen was great dammit! I could cook cakes!

 

I hated the little girl off the advert,

 

"Wake up daddy, breakfasts ready", stupidfugginbitchwhore!

[al daas]

I Haven't got a picture of a German Helmet and a wooden Tommy gun or a home made bow and arrow, all we had in the 40s, none of this technical crap you kids had.

I'm all jealous now, I think i'll go to bed with a good book

[Stouffer]

I think i'll go to bed with a good book

 

Razzle?

[Big Ig]

I had a gameboy and my bro had a gamegear. Latter was a better machine but Nintendo games shit all over Sega games.

[Guest TK-421]

The Gamegear was too fuckin' big!

[Big Ig]

This was the tops. I didn't have one but my mate Cudmore did.

You had a mate called Cudmore? Excellent!

[drewy]

How about the bikes you owned as a kid?

 

 

My first bike was very similar to this but red with a chopper seat.

 

 

I loved my grifter, till some twat nicked it from the ducky.

[Paul Don]

 

I loved my grifter, till some twat nicked it from the ducky.

 

Ah, the noble Grifter - grip shifts that gave you callouses like stones.

 

I had one, then I had a garish green Raleigh Lizard - can't find a pic though.

[Uncle_Meat]

I started off with one of these.

 

 

Then progressed to one of these..

 

 

 

Then, I went into the big boys league with a Chopper, and finally a Grifter.

 

The Chopper, with that "duffle coat button" gearchange knob which I'm sure is responsible for increased infertility in 30-something year olds.

 

Well, it never got me in the knackers but it was responsible for my first serious case of road-rash. I just just fixed a puncture in the front wheel, and to make sure it was OK I came flying down the road, as you do, and pulled a wheelie. I had forgotten to tighten up the nuts on the front wheel, with predictable hilarious results.

 

What I remember most was lying flat on the deck, and watching this front wheel bob and bounce lazily down the road. Went home to my Mam crying me eyes out, as you do, and she belted me around the head for being a soft shite and fucking up my new kecks.

 

*sigh*

 

Happy fuckin' days.

[Big Ig]

Fuckin sweet! A Raleigh Boxer! I can still feel the injuries from my first time on it, when I pelted down our garden path (converted go-kart track) and completely forgot how to brake and steer and went straight through the wooden fence at the bottom of the garden at high speed into next door's garden. They crapped it, I bawled it.

 

Brother did exactly the same 3 years later, the daft twat.

[hamstrung]

I was cool, I had a Mongoose

 

Bout the only decent Xmas present I ever got. Was 2nd hand mind.

[captainharris]

I was cool, I had a Mongoose

 

Bout the only decent Xmas present I ever got. Was 2nd hand mind.

I can see a picture of Jesus... or is it Shakespeare? theres someone in the wood damnit!!

 

*Edit* You bastard.. you changed your message... wheres the pic of the fence gone?

 

**Edit** I've found it...

[hamstrung]

I can see a picture of Jesus... or is it Shakespeare? theres someone in the wood damnit!!

 

*Edit* You bastard.. you changed your message... wheres the pic of the fence gone?

 

**Edit** I've found it...

 

 

:D

 

For some reason when i tried to link directly to the pic it only linked to the bit at the bottom which was fence.

[duncan]

 

I loved my grifter, till some twat nicked it from the ducky.

 

Ah, the noble Grifter - grip shifts that gave you callouses like stones.

 

I had one, then I had a garish green Raleigh Lizard - can't find a pic though.

 

Yes many an hour turning the mudguard up so it vibrated against the tyre and made it sound like a scrambler, had the classic red myself.

[Stouffer]

 

 

 

[dirty_sanchez]

I had all of them too, and an Oil Rig. I might still have the film on DVD too. I had bags of Transformers and MASK too.

[Thants]

scarier than buckaroo

 

and

 

[dirty_sanchez]

 

Speccy and C64 owners can go to hell. Amstrad Action was also the best computer magazine in the world. Ever.

 

Word.

 

And whoever asked, He-Man's cat was called Cringer. He turned into Battle Cat when Adam turned into He Man, as per the titles:

 

"Hi, I'm Adam, Prince of Eternia and defender of the secret of Castle Grayskull. This is Cringer, my fearless friend. Fabulous powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said 'BY THE POWERS OF GRAYSKULL'. Cringer became Battle Cat and I became He-Man, the most powerful man in the universe!"

 

He-Man was a batty boy anyway. He walked around in hairy pants and even though he was a prince, he was never chasing the poon.

[Charles Penrose]

How about Guess who?

 

 

Very similar to current Police Id procedures.

 

Was he, wearing a burberry cap?

[Thants]

Say hello to my desk mate

All clothing in place just lost his s.screwdiver.

[Charles Penrose]

That is a very camp 'toy'. It's well within the doll category. It's just a pimped out Ken.

[Thants]

That is a very camp 'toy'. It's well within the doll category. It's just a pimped out Ken.

Its fuckin tom baker and he'd shit you.