Milfs

[Rico1304]

59 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Name?

The women with the keys? Mrs Keys. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

29 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

The women with the keys? Mrs Keys. 

I was thinking about her.  I couldn't keep from cryin'.

When she was born in Hell's Kitchen I was living down the line.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

8 hours ago, Rico1304 said:

And you’d get to live here. 
 

https://twitter.com/housedeslgn/status/1354703535296765957?s=21

So when Bob says "I've been wonderin' where in the world Alicia Keys could be" we can direct him here.

[VladimirIlyich]

I've heard of Alicia Keys but don't necessarily know her from her looks.

[Herp McDerp]

2 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

I've heard of Alicia Keys but don't necessarily know her from her looks.

 

Never heard of the cunt.

[Kevin D]

Kaja Kallas, 44, new Estonian Premier:

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Why do all the Scandies get fit Prime Ministers and we get a ton of racist shit poured into a half-ton suit?

[YorkshireRed]

4 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Why do all the Scandies get fit Prime Ministers and we get a ton of racist shit poured into a half-ton suit?

The Danish PM was nice. They made a reality television show about her by the name of Borgen.

[Red74]

On 28/01/2021 at 08:08, Section_31 said:

Klass has got a bit of a Bell's Palsy thing going on.

I had that when I was younger and I didn’t look anything like that. I wouldn’t have wanted it to end if I did. 

[Trumo]

Alanna Ubach, 45.

 

 

 

 

 

[Josef Svejk]

12 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Why do all the Scandies get fit Prime Ministers and we get a ton of racist shit poured into a half-ton suit?

The Estonians aren't Scandinavians or even Nordics. They like to think they are, but they're not.

 

Here's a non-Scandinavian but at least Nordic prime minister... 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

13 hours ago, Kevin D said:

Kaja Kallas, 44, new Estonian Premier:

 

 

I'd insist that any treaties we sign only last for 12 months. 

 

 

 

[TheHowieLama]

On 28/01/2021 at 18:48, VladimirIlyich said:

I've heard of Alicia Keys but don't necessarily know her from her looks.

Cuz she has talent.

[VladimirIlyich]

4 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

Cuz she has talent.

As a professional singer who has sold millions of records I'd assume she does.

[redheart]

Katherine Parkinson does it for me. Pretty, ginger and obviously pure filth

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Rushies tash]

Run out of rep Redheart, will be back! She's amazing. That third picture down especially - she looks like she's just remembered a dirty joke.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Yeah she's fit. Thick as fuck on that taskmaster.

[Harry Squatter]

A lack of Melinda Messenger photos on this thread.

 

 

[bigthrusts]

Kirsty Young. 

 

[Skidfingers McGonical]

A classic and just turned 60 (I think)

 

[Tony Moanero]

2 hours ago, redheart said:

Katherine Parkinson does it for me. 

Negged. Whenever I see a photograph of her, I can’t help but think of that dreadful Maltesers advert she did the other year.

[Carvalho Diablo]

45 minutes ago, Skidfingers McGonical said:

A classic and just turned 60 (I think)

 

Lovely.

 

A beautiful smile and a nice tight fanny.

 

Lovely.

[YorkshireRed]

57 minutes ago, Skidfingers McGonical said:

A classic and just turned 60 (I think)

 

The wife used to get likened to her back in the day. Her or Natalie Wood when out with me. One of the Corrs sisters, when with her sibling.

 

If she didn’t hate me 99% of the time, I’d be one for the ‘punching above their weight’ thread. That and the fact I look like Brad Pitt. 

[Pete]

34 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Lovely.

 

A beautiful smile and a nice tight fanny.

 

Lovely.

UK definition or US definition of fanny? 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Just now, Pete said:

UK definition or US definition of fanny? 

UK definitely. She sounds like a foghorn after a vindaloo and a dozen pints.