Tory Cunt Leadership Race.

[Pete]

19 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

11 racist gobshites hanging on the wall...

 

 

 

Fucking let em hang!

Making sure the noose is tight.  

[Gnasher]

Senior tory source has apparently briefed the media that if Truss gets the top job she's so dim and unhinged she could easily start a nuclear war.

[magicrat]

20 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

Senior tory source has apparently briefed the media that if Truss gets the top job she's so dim and unhinged she could easily start a nuclear war.

She’s nailed on then .

[AngryOfTuebrook]

 

[Numero Veinticinco]

Just now, AngryOfTuebrook said:

 

You can deliver? I would trust you to deliver a pizza, Shappsy old boy. 

[Section_31]

Won't someone make it stop.

[sir roger]

I get the feeling some are only declaring so they can do backdoor deals with more likely candidates for cabinet places in return for switching their support.

[skend04]

Shapps for me. There's literally 4 or 5 clones of him, the amount of work he'll get through will put all the workshy dossers to shame.

[TD_LFC]

Has Shapps written the lines for his video on his shoe?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Some horrible heartless cunt. Covers them all.

[Gnasher]

Now they have the shackles off they are not really putting themselves forward in a very positive light are they? In fact every single one of them is doing a sterling job of coming across as a 24 Carat cunt. 

 

 

 

 

 

[Harry's Lad]

4 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

 

The cunt couldn't deliver my driving licence on time.

Filled in the renewal forms in June and got my licence in April after it had expired in September. 

Not exactly a doer, more an incompetent dickhead.

[Barrington Womble]

Cunthavi saying he will cut public spending by 20% in every department. It's just plucking magic figures out of the air. He's effectively campaigning for a 20% reduction in NHS and defence spending. 

[Section_31]

Truss reminds me of Yvette Cooper after a very serious brain injury. Like someone who's been fairly articulate but then one day she does a skydive for Comic Relief and her chute only opens as she's 50ft from the ground.  

[Harry's Lad]

3 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

Cunthavi saying he will cut public spending by 20% in every department. It's just plucking magic figures out of the air. He's effectively campaigning for a 20% reduction in NHS and defence spending. 

He's backtracked on that claiming he was talking about a 20% reduction in the civil service headcount.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

 

[Anubis]

26 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

 

 

 

 

I’d heard Truss was adept at pulling things off…

[Bjornebye]

16 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

On Andrew Neil's show on C4, he has interviewed Rees mogg. Mogg has said Priti Patel (Cunti Patel?) is a good candidate. She obviously hasn't announced she's standing yet. I could see her winning it. The right would really right around her. The old party members no doubt love her for all the shit normal people hate her for. That would be a depressing outcome eased only by the fact she's thick as shit. 

Please no fuck no. 

33 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Truss reminds me of Yvette Cooper after a very serious brain injury. Like someone who's been fairly articulate but then one day she does a skydive for Comic Relief and her chute only opens as she's 50ft from the ground.  

 

[Harry's Lad]

45 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

Now they have the shackles off they are not really putting themselves forward in a very positive light are they? In fact every single one of them is doing a sterling job of coming across as a 24 Carat cunt. 

 

 

 

 

 

I was half expecting her to bite her bottom lip there.

[Barrington Womble]

41 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

He's backtracked on that claiming he was talking about a 20% reduction in the civil service headcount.

He's the cunt who Cummings is behind isn't he? Isn't that one of his lines? The civil service needs distrupting and massive headcount reduction. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

A brief guide to the contenders.

 

 

[Harry's Lad]

5 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

He's the cunt who Cummings is behind isn't he? Isn't that one of his lines? The civil service needs distrupting and massive headcount reduction. 

No idea mate. I can't stand him though. Cunt of a man.

[Bruce Spanner]

6 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

He's the cunt who Cummings is behind isn't he? Isn't that one of his lines? The civil service needs distrupting and massive headcount reduction. 

Sunak is linked with Cummings, apparently.

[Gnasher]

 

Turning into the gift that keeps on giving this contest.

 

 

 

 

[Barrington Womble]

12 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Sunak is linked with Cummings, apparently.

I thought that ages ago, but too much shit stuck to him too, which you can't help but think came from Cummings.