Maya Jama is in fine fettle

[johnsusername]

You have to admire a woman who doesn't need a bra because her tits are expertly sculpted. 

 

 

 

[bigthrusts]

[Torvald Utne]

 

[bigthrusts]

[Tj hooker]

[Clark Westerfeld]

[Curly]

I don’t know why I bother clicking into this thread - I find her annoying in every way, especially to look at

[Special K]

On 18/01/2023 at 18:51, Le Duan said:

I would prefer the natural beauty and humility of Helen Prestage - that Jama’s a doll but she fucking knows it and would constantly bang on about it. Not my Helen, no way

I absolutely love her

[Special K]

Double post

[Mudface]

1 hour ago, Curly said:

I don’t know why I bother clicking into this thread - I find her annoying in every way, especially to look at

 

Same. Her tits aren't big enough to justify the size of those thighs and arse. I'd probably just do her a few times to say I had and then chuck her. 

[bigthrusts]

[Tj hooker]

Christ I doubt I'd get the tip in if she kept the boots on 

[TheHowieLama]

On 10/02/2023 at 19:58, Mudface said:

 

Same. Her tits aren't big enough to justify the size of those thighs and arse. I'd probably just do her a few times to say I had and then chuck her. 

This is an all inclusive Venn Diagram of Stuff that Would Never Happen and Stuff you Would Never Do.

[Bjornebye]

On 10/02/2023 at 23:52, Curly said:

I don’t know why I bother clicking into this thread - I find her annoying in every way, especially to look at

 

On 11/02/2023 at 00:58, Mudface said:

 

Same. Her tits aren't big enough to justify the size of those thighs and arse. I'd probably just do her a few times to say I had and then chuck her. 

 

 

 

 

 

2 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

This is an all inclusive Venn Diagram of Stuff that Would Never Happen and Stuff you Would Never Do.

 

 

hahahaha 

[KMD7]

I've got to admit it, she probably wouldn't look at me twice. Humbling.

[Elite]

I'd use her body as a guitar and play her clitoris like Jimi Hendrix with Parkinson's.

[Mook]

I find her very annoying too but I'm compelled to open the thread every time it is bumped.

 

A classic case of the wee heid telling the big heid what to do. We're only men after all.

[Bobby Hundreds]

 

[Section_31]

16 minutes ago, Mook said:

I find her very annoying too but I'm compelled to open the thread every time it is bumped.

 

A classic case of the wee heid telling the big heid what to do. We're only men after all.

 

Yeah totally get that. Every time my hippocampus is like "nah she's annoying" my dick says in an Al Pacino voice: "Uh oh...we got a moron here."

[Special K]

She's on the Jonathon Ross show right now. Christ, she's fucking incredible but I just can't stand her personality

[Clark Westerfeld]

[Paulie Dangerously]

This forum has gone to shit. Where's the posts claiming they'd sand paper their own bellends and dip it in lemon juice just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie?

[Bjornebye]

13 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

This forum has gone to shit. Where's the posts claiming they'd sand paper their own bellends and dip it in lemon juice just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie?

Give me a chance, I’ve only just unwedged my cock from the ceiling 

[Elite]

I'd let Edward Scissorhands give me a wank just to eat one of her blackheads.

[Paulie Dangerously]

11 hours ago, Elite said:

I'd let Edward Scissorhands give me a wank just to eat one of her blackheads.

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