Tory Cabinet Thread

[Rushies tash]

3 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Nah, it’s more performative than that.

 

If they vote to support him that goes on the GE leaflet that’ll be going through doors.

 

Its pure politics and lovely stuff.

 

Complete no win for them.

 

It was more through hope than anything. This fucking boil needs lancing now before they cause any more damage.

[Bruce Spanner]

1 minute ago, Rushies tash said:

 

It was more through hope than anything. This fucking boil needs lancing now before they cause any more damage.

They have a 47 seat majority, so 24 would need to swing, which is possible, but I doubt they’d vote to get their snouts out of the trough.

 

Be a cringeworthy/hilarious watch though as they try to defend their decisions.

[Rushies tash]

4 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

They have a 47 seat majority, so 24 would need to swing, which is possible, but I doubt they’d vote to get their snouts out of the trough.

 

Be a cringeworthy/hilarious watch though as they try to defend their decisions.

 

Allow me: "We need to protect the country from a disastrous far-left government who would put up taxes, let the boats in and send us back to square one."

[Bruce Spanner]

3 minutes ago, Rushies tash said:

 

Allow me: "We need to protect the country from a disastrous far-left government who would put up taxes, let the boats in and send us back to square one."

The first Journo who asks ‘Just for clarity would you mind explaining what the actual fucking plan is you keep flanging on about is, cheers?’ should get an MBE in the first Labour honours list.

 

I feel we’re getting close to it.

[Rushies tash]

6 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

The first Journo who asks ‘Just for clarity would you mind explaining what the actual fucking plan is you keep flanging on about is, cheers?’ should get an MBE in the first Labour honours list.

 

I feel we’re getting close to it.

 

They'd need an MBE, because they wouldn't get another job in political journalism. 

[Bruce Spanner]

2 minutes ago, Rushies tash said:

 

They'd need an MBE, because they wouldn't get another job in political journalism. 

The press, well connected reporters, change with the government.

 

You won’t have Katy Balls and that weird looking cunt from Conservative Home on everyfuckingthing for a while as they’ll not have the gossip.

[Dicko]

1 hour ago, Jack the Sipper said:

 

You really think she's a Nazi then? Or is her not being a fan of Corbyn enough?

 

It's nuts really, posters slagging off people who slag off Tories, in the Tory Cabinet thread.

And do you think Jeremy Corbyn was a nazi?

Maybe he should have smeared on a hitler moustache, do the nazi salute then ten years later proclaim it to be one of the best days of his life.

I'm sure you would have given him a free pass what with him being anti Tory and all.

[Dicko]

47 minutes ago, Rushies tash said:

 

Allow me: "We need to protect the country from a disastrous far-left government who would put up taxes, let the boats in and send us back to square one."

It's not that far off what Blue Labour used to say about Corbyn.

A plague on both their houses.

[Jack the Sipper]

2 minutes ago, Dicko said:

And do you think Jeremy Corbyn was a nazi?

Maybe he should have smeared on a hitler moustache, do the nazi salute then ten years later proclaim it to be one of the best days of his life.

I'm sure you would have given him a free pass what with him being anti Tory and all.

 

Of course I don't. As for the rest, I'm sure really sure what you're getting at, but it doesn't really matter. I get where you're coming from.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

2 hours ago, Jack the Sipper said:

 

You really think she's a Nazi then? Or is her not being a fan of Corbyn enough?

 

It's nuts really, posters slagging off people who slag off Tories, in the Tory Cabinet thread.

She’s a grifter. 

[Arniepie]

 

[Anubis]

That was back in 2019.

 

https://amp.theguardian.com/politics/2019/dec/06/tory-candidate-sally-ann-hart-defends-low-pay-people-learning-disabilities

[Anubis]

I’m going to laugh heartily if this guy turns up back in the UK.

 

 

[Anubis]

Stig’s forces pension is getting spent on Amazon as I write. A selection of replies. One gammon is cooked.

 

[Arniepie]

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

I’m going to laugh heartily if this guy turns up back in the UK.

 

 

cant he apply for ayslum?

[Arniepie]

 

[Arniepie]

another defection

 

There were genuine looks of bafflement on the Conservative benches when Sir Keir Starmer heralded Natalie Elphicke’s defection.

Most of them seemed not to have noticed that she had crossed the floor and was sitting directly behind the Labour shadow cabinet.

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

another defection

 

There were genuine looks of bafflement on the Conservative benches when Sir Keir Starmer heralded Natalie Elphicke’s defection.

Most of them seemed not to have noticed that she had crossed the floor and was sitting directly behind the Labour shadow cabinet.

Is this real???? She’s fucking horrible so is her husband. She can fuck right back over the other side the rancid Tory cunt 

[Arniepie]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Is this real???? She’s fucking horrible so is her husband. She can fuck right back over the other side the rancid Tory cunt 

I dont like it but it damages them more 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Arniepie said:

I dont like it but it damages them more 

I’d have preferred if Starmer told her to fuck off 

[Tj hooker]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Is this real???? She’s fucking horrible so is her husband. She can fuck right back over the other side the rancid Tory cunt 

Yeah , I'm with you she's fucking vile the only good bit is it's another embarrassment for Sunak and his band of losers 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Tj hooker said:

Yeah , I'm with you she's fucking vile the only good bit is it's another embarrassment for Sunak and his band of losers 

Yep. Starmer should have used it has a dog at Sunak then turned around and said “thanks but no thanks” 

[Mudface]

https://www.theyworkforyou.com/mp/25831/natalie_elphicke/dover/votes

 

Transparently trying to save her job. At least Poulter was standing down. Oh well, as long as it embarrasses the Tories I suppose.

[TD_LFC]

Elphicke needs to fuck off and go sit up in the gods with Bridgen and Galloway.

[Tj hooker]

12 minutes ago, Mudface said:

https://www.theyworkforyou.com/mp/25831/natalie_elphicke/dover/votes

 

Transparently trying to save her job. At least Poulter was standing down. Oh well, as long as it embarrasses the Tories I suppose.

Apparently she's standing down at the next Election