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Genius!

Cheers. There's something very, very funny about a little fat lad with very few brain cells who shags grannies. Particularly when he's an ex-Blue and current Manc. It's like all our Christmases have come at once (until he inevitably scores against us, at least). I reckon we should milk it for all it's worth (as Wayne might say at the sight of his next wrinkly conquest).

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Cheers. There's something very, very funny about a little fat lad with very few brain cells who shags grannies. Particularly when he's an ex-Blue and current Manc. It's like all our Christmases have come at once (until he inevitably scores against us, at least). I reckon we should milk it for all it's worth (as Wayne might say at the sight of his next wrinkly conquest).

 

I am, there's about six Rooney captions already, including a gem on the inside front cover which I'm well pleased with.

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Superb - but it'll require an up-to-date photo of the editor to let everyone in on the gag. Don't bottle it, Usher - get your mug above your editorial!

 

Wouldn't really work mate, as the picture quality on the inside pages isn't the best. Besides, I'm using Beni's 'Heskey/Czech' gag for that picture.

 

Gotta hand it to Vladi though, very good.

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1.Rooney "Look at that banner.I told you they still loved me".

Rio "Nah it says Judas not Jesus"

 

5.Rafa "John, I'd like to introduce you to your right leg"

 

14. Gerrard to Rooney "Look the match is nearly over.The big hand is getting close to the ten"

 

16 Russian "That's it,you watch my back and tell me if there's a chance of anyone spotting Kenyon down there".

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