Naby Keita

[TheHowieLama]

Dah - dunna duna dun dun dunna dun dun (...something Naby Keita) MY SHARONA!!

[cloggypop]

Youse can fuck right off. I'm singing the Pogues song for him. Even if we don't sign him.

[Josef Svejk]

Guardian sport has contacted Keïta’s agents for comment. They are understood to have held talks with Leipzig on Wednesday having met Klopp this week during Liverpool’s pre-season tour to Hong Kong.

 

What the Guardian quotes, however, doesn't sound remotely as racist...

[Josef Svejk]

Looks like Rangnick might have overstepped the mark this afternoon with his comments. Not going down well at all. Could see it turning nasty

 

Rangnick: The problem is the environment, the whole village in Guinea or any people in the environment the players.It will take someone to put them in their place

 

I can't find any other article that makes his quotes sound as racist. Especially "the putting them in their place" stuff.

[TheHowieLama]

#ittakesavillage

[Ronnie Whelan]

I can't find any other article that makes his quotes sound as racist. Especially "the putting them in their place" stuff.

I agree. More the frustration of a manager getting pissed off with a player and his entourage.

 

Sounds like Keita is being a bit of a cunt.

[Pidge]

Youse can fuck right off. I'm singing the Pogues song for him. Even if we don't sign him.

 

How about the 101ers?

 

We got the Keit-a

Keita's in our hearts, hearts

We spent all of our spare change

So now he's gotta start, start.

[Ne Moe Imya]

Looks like Rangnick might have overstepped the mark this afternoon with his comments. Not going down well at all. Could see it turning nasty

 

Rangnick: The problem is the environment, the whole village in Guinea or any people in the environment the players.It will take someone to put them in their place

 

I want to see Naby come out with a public statement in response.

 

"I am hereby making a solemn vow that if Leipzig ever put me out on the pitch again in their kit, that I will play for the other team.  If I get the ball, I will do my utmost to score an own goal. I'm sorry if this offends all seventeen Leipzig fans, but I have to do what is best for my career.  You'll Never Walk Alone!"

[Kevin D]

I want to see Naby come out with a public statement in response.

 

"I am hereby making a solemn vow that if Leipzig ever put me out on the pitch again in their kit, that I will play for the other team. If I get the ball, I will do my utmost to score an own goal. I'm sorry if this offends all seventeen Leipzig fans, but I have to do what is best for my career. You'll Never Walk Alone!"

" I hope we get beat" would suffice.

[cloggypop]

He needs to get YNWA across his knuckles now.

[amli]

I want to see Naby come out with a public statement in response.

 

"I am hereby making a solemn vow that if Leipzig ever put me out on the pitch again in their kit, that I will play for the other team.  If I get the ball, I will do my utmost to score an own goal. I'm sorry if this offends all seventeen Leipzig fans, but I have to do what is best for my career.  You'll Never Walk Alone!"

Kick RB where it hurts Naby.

 

 

[Unrighteous]

I agree. More the frustration of a manager getting pissed off with a player and his entourage.

 

Sounds like Keita is being a bit of a cunt.

 

You need a bit of that.

[therevivalist]

It's not poorly translated, it is what he said. Will never lead to him being sacked/stepping down or whatever though.

Nobody can sack Comrade Ragnick. He is the leader supreme.

[Anubis]

Ragnickrok - the last great transfer battle.

[Jose Jones]

Fenrir could do a job in midfield if we don't get Keita.

[Lee909]

Latest reports seem to be its VVD and Keita or Klopp won't bother with anyone.

[setreal]

See you later Naby Keita

[Grinch]

Two unattainable players or no one. Where have I heard that before.

 

The fanbase will meekly accept being fucked in the ass too.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Southampton don't have unattainable players. They're us in stripey shirts.

[an tha]

Latest reports seem to be its VVD and Keita or Klopp won't bother with anyone.

Its gonna be great watching Ragnar Klavan play centre half for half the season....or maybe we'll convert James Milner into the role ala Lucas....

[stringvest]

hysteria still the pervading theme in here I see. 

[Dave D]

Wake up.

 

Google "Keita"

 

"Reds get boost in Keita chase"

 

"Lepzig insist Keita going nowhere"

 

"Something about a village in Guinea"

 

FFS......

 

Google "Van Dijk"

 

"Van Dijk to Liverpool going ahead"

 

"Saint legend slams Liverpool"

 

"Conte targets Van Dijk"

 

 

Heads to TLW for the real news....

 

Leaves TLW with tears of incredulous frustration welling up....

 

(If we do sign them I fear the internet might break) 

[Wicket]

Its gonna be great watching Ragnar Klavan play centre half for half the season....or maybe we'll convert James Milner into the role ala Lucas....

I bet the thinking in the club is that the signing of Robertson now means that Milner will now offer the midfield cover that Lucas did. 

As for centre half, it'll be a massive fuck up to not get in another one, whether it's VVD or someone else

[El Rojo]

hysteria still the pervading theme in here I see. 

 

 

Maybe some forum luminaries could do a Do They Know It's Christmas? job on this. Could even include an additional dennis tooth stream of genius/mental consciousness verse.  

 

[stringvest]

Maybe some forum luminaries could do a Do They Know It's Christmas? job on this. Could even include an additional dennis tooth stream of genius/mental consciousness verse.  

 

 

I'd push that out to RAWK - they'll defo run with it