The New Cricket Thread

[Spy Bee]

Wade out, caught by Root off Leach

[Spy Bee]

Don't worry about Smith now, just get the other 5 out for 40 and we're in good shape!

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Went down the cellar to stick some washing in and missed the wicket. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Smith still riding his luck. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Yet another century for Smith, the horrible cheating cunt. Definitely the best batsman in the World atm though. 

[Jairzinho]

The greatest test batsman in the world by a country mile.

[Chocoholic]

Steve Smith's 26th Test hundred, his 11th against England. Just incredible.

[Spy Bee]

Anyone seen Jofra?

[Jose Jones]

3 hours ago, Pistonbroke said:

 

True, but who is coming through the ranks to replace him mate? Your Opening batsman issues are every bit as bad as our own, one failure after another at the moment. I'm guessing your selectors will want at least one seasoned batsman opening, plus being as it is on wickets Warner is used to he'll probably stave off execution for a while. If you lose the Ashes however, they may be forced to make sweeping changes. Even then, they could move Warner down the order to replace Head or Wade. 

The English/Kiwi lad playing for Queensland looked pretty promising in his first few tests, but he hasn’t been picked for a while, and seemed to get overtaken by Bancroft and Harris.

Might be going the Jennings/Hameed route.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

2 minutes ago, Jose Jones said:

The English/Kiwi lad playing for Queensland looked pretty promising in his first few tests, but he hasn’t been picked for a while, and seemed to get overtaken by Bancroft and Harris.

Might be going the Jennings/Hameed route.

Is that Renshaw you are on about? 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Roy drops Paine on 9 off Broad, it was an easy catch. he's shelled a few this series. 

[Jairzinho]

Fucking hell.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Fucking Smith with more luck. 

[Spy Bee]

Is this a fucking no-ball?

 

FFS!

[Captain Turdseye]

Unbelievable. Smith caught behind and Leach had overstepped. 

[Jairzinho]

You absolute fucking mong, Leech.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

They're going to get 400 at this rate. The ball is swinging so now the bowlers are banging it in short instead of bowling it up. 

 

Leach gets Smith out as I type. 273/6. make that total 330 now. 

 

Fucking hell...given as a no ball. Smith has made a pact with the Devil....surely. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Smith's smug face as he tried to swat the next ball...I fucking hate the cunt, regardless of how good he is. 

[Scooby Dudek]

Fucking terrible from Leach

[Stickman]

Smith when England finally get him out...

 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

What’s making this worse is there’s a 95% chance of a total collapse when we finally get in to bat. 

[Stickman]

Any chance England had of winning this match went in the last half hour with that fuck up from Leach and Paine dropped.....

 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Stokes has bowled some tosh his last two overs. 

[Mudface]

Baldie, gozzy-eyed bastard.

[Jairzinho]

2 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

Stokes has bowled some tosh his last two overs this innings.