The Brits 2017

[Bjornebye]

Or should they be called the Shits? I'll still end up watching in the hope something mad happens like Dermot O'Leary calls Adele a fucking beach whale.

 

[Mook]

I read something yesterday which has left me dumfounded at the current state of popular music...

 

Apparently Ed Sheeran is on course to knock himself off the No.1 spot in the charts on Sunday.

 

On topic, apparently Katy Perry is performing at this year's ceremony, I'd boil her knickers & crawl through eight miles of Orlando Bloom's toenail clippings in order to beat myself to death with the pan.

[Tony Moanero]

I haven't watched The Brits since the 1990's. Genuinely wouldn't know who most of the people in it were.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Looking forward to Stormys grot performance

[Tony Moanero]

Ed Sheeran looks a right cunt. Is his music just as cuntish?

[Paulie Dangerously]

Ed Sheeran looks a right cunt. Is his music just as cuntish?

 

Yes. 

[Stickman]

Can't fucking stand Ed Sheeran and can't wait for the cunt to go bald.

 

Lets see how many teenage girls scream for him then.

 

[Stickman]

Or should they be called the Shits?

 

 

 

Kinda apt name for it considering the "talent" that will be on show....

 

 

Still at least James Corden won't be there...and speaking of James Corden

 

 

[Mook]

Just had a look online to see who is on...

 

"The line-up for the ceremony includes Robbie Williams, Little Mix, The 1975, Emeli Sandé, Bruno Mars and Skepta. Following her performance of new, political single Chained to the Rhythm at The Grammys on Sunday, Katy Perry was announced as a performer on Tuesday. 

Ed Sheeran has also tweeted that he'll performing on the night, and he even has his own emoji to prove it."

 

So that's Katy Perry & the wee blonde one out of Little Mix I wouldn't mind watching, the rest - I would rather saw my own face off & then there's Robbie fucking Williams, who is going to receive an 'Icon award for outstanding contribution to music' apparently, what the fuck?

 

Sorry Katy but it'll have to be Youtube in the morning.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Ed Sheeran has coloured Tattoos.

[Boss]

"The line-up for the ceremony includes Robbie Williams, Little Mix, The 1975, Emeli Sandé, Bruno Mars and Skepta. 

 

 

AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH  DIE YOU PRICKS!!!

[Rico1304]

I like Little Mix.

[Jairzinho]

Just had a look online to see who is on...

 

"The line-up for the ceremony includes Robbie Williams, Little Mix, The 1975, Emeli Sandé, Bruno Mars and Skepta. Following her performance of new, political single Chained to the Rhythm at The Grammys on Sunday, Katy Perry was announced as a performer on Tuesday. 

Ed Sheeran has also tweeted that he'll performing on the night, and he even has his own emoji to prove it."

 

So that's Katy Perry & the wee blonde one out of Little Mix I wouldn't mind watching, the rest - I would rather saw my own face off & then there's Robbie fucking Williams, who is going to receive an 'Icon award for outstanding contribution to music' apparently, what the fuck?

 

Sorry Katy but it'll have to be Youtube in the morning.

 

I've heard of Robbie Williams. Is he still doing "music"? 

 

"Skepta" sounds like an illness.

[moof]

Skepta is actually pretty ace.

[Chip Butty]

Hoping for a Mick Fleetwood and Sam Fox, repeat of shitness for the whole sorry wankstain of an event.....And Katy Perry to get her piss flaps out as well, of course.

[manwiththestick]

Get Jarvis on stage to show his bum to the lot of them.

[Jose Jones]

Skepta is actually pretty ace.

Yep Skepta is ok by me.

 

Always disappoints me that a man of music taste like Mook loses all his principles over these shit pop tarts just because they have a bit of boobs.

[Jairzinho]

Skepta is actually pretty ace.

 

Must be a different one to the one I've just searched on Youtube.

[moof]

Must be a different one to the one I've just searched on Youtube.

Yeah, I highly doubt it's your cup of tea mate.

 

His 'konnichiwa' album is one of the best releases from last year. Imo onion.

[Bjornebye]

Glad Bowie beat all them gangsters to best solo artist. From the grave yo. Brap

[Chip Butty]

Ha! I hope this is the best hack of the telly ever.

 

 

'Robotic Huey Lewis tunes'  brilliant

[Mendoza]

They used to be great

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Hahahaha I hope so too! Funny as fuck

[Scott_M]

What were all those screens during the 1975? They were all spot on but was it a hack of publicity stunt?

[Arl arse]

Fuckin adverts every five minutes.