Dortmund away leg

[suzy]

I hate the European ties not being on Sky - I've put on SSN this morning expecting there to be lots of talk about our game - and it's all golf, boxing and cricket zzzzzz

[Grinch]

Origi wears them down and a fresh Sturridge comes on for 30 minutes against a tiring defense, makes sense.

 

If Sturridge isn't going to break a sweat, he won't be starting long term in a Klopp team.  You simply can't press from the front with a forward who last broke into a sprint 2014.

[aRdja]

Origi wears them down and a fresh Sturridge comes on for 30 minutes against a tiring defense, makes sense.

 

If Sturridge isn't going to break a sweat, he won't be starting long term in a Klopp team. You simply can't press from the front with a forward who last broke into a sprint 2014.

Sturridge scores though, Origi doesn't. Away goals could be crucial.

[Mark M]

Yep even though Sturridge hasn't broken into a full sprint yet, he's still getting goals and assists for us. His Goal against Southampton was brilliant and I wouldn't back Origi to score that chance. Also his assist against spurs was class even though he was poor for the rest of the game.

[Grinch]

Sturridge scores though, Origi doesn't. Away goals could be crucial.

 

This is true.

 

End of the day, like most positions in the squad, Klopp will need to bring in his own players, since none of the options are good enough at present.

[Paco]

Looking forward to seeing how good dortmund are and more importantly how good we can be.

[Hand Shandy]

I appreciate an away goal could/would be vital, but even more vital will be every single player working their plums off with and without the ball.

 

At the moment, Sturridge barely breaks into a sweat when he's on the pitch...

[jsjazz]

Flat back 9 with Origi up top on his own.

Take the 2-0 defeat back to Anfield.

Play the return leg with a flat back 1 with 9 up top, and cunt them in the bastard.

I like your thinking.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Just need some sort of body swap a la Tom Hanks in Big.

 

As the game kicks off, Origi would sport the biggest titty-lip anyone had ever seen on him and shoddy balance, but then he gets going, sprinting up and down the whole pitch, getting on the end of everything only with decent positioning and shots that don't harm the crowd. He bags 6 majestic goals (plus wiggly-arms), singlehandedly destroying Dortmund to the bemusement of a silent, crestfallen yellow wall.

[moof]

Any news on Firmino?

[ZonkoVille77]

Any news on Firmino?

Got a handjob last night.

[moof]

Got a handjob last night.

Nice, did he return the favour?

[bonesman]

We can beat whatevers before us on our day, so im hoping we turn up and batter these in the nicest possible way because the're a good club with great fans imo.

[Baltar]

I hate the European ties not being on Sky - I've put on SSN this morning expecting there to be lots of talk about our game - and it's all golf, boxing and cricket zzzzzz

I love it. I have BT sport but not Sky, so works out well for me (BT Sport is much cheaper, or free for those on BT broadband).

 

Anyway, I'm not expecting us to get through this tie. Think we'll draw at home before heading out away. No shame in that, Dortmund are basically a high class Champions League team somehow playing in the Europa League.

Once Klopp starts getting in his own players and puts his mark on this team, we'll demolish Dortmund on our way to winning the Champions League in a few years time.

[Arl arse]

Any news on Firmino?

Roberto Firmino faces fitness test as he bids to face Borussia Dortmund in Thursday's Europa League quarter-final.

 

The Brazilian has been out since last month with a hamstring injury but has flown to Germany with the squad to prove his fitness.

 

Jurgen Klopp will make a decision on his availability after a training session at the Westfalenstadion this evening.

[Paco]

I love it. I have BT sport but not Sky, so works out well for me (BT Sport is much cheaper, or free for those on BT broadband).

 

Anyway, I'm not expecting us to get through this tie. Think we'll draw at home before heading out away. No shame in that, Dortmund are basically a high class Champions League team somehow playing in the Europa League.

Once Klopp starts getting in his own players and puts his mark on this team, we'll demolish Dortmund on our way to winning the Champions League in a few years time.

we re away first.

 

A lot of people seem to think we re gonna get hammered.

[Hand Shandy]

I don't think we'll get hammered.

 

I just don't think we'll win.

 

Will be delighted to be proven wrong.

[an tha]

Hope I am wrong but I can see us getting bummed badly - can see our shrinking violets shitting themselves in front of that crowd.

[Tony Moanero]

Just need some sort of body swap a la Tom Hanks in Big.

 

As the game kicks off, Origi would sport the biggest titty-lip anyone had ever seen on him and shoddy balance, but then he gets going, sprinting up and down the whole pitch, getting on the end of everything only with decent positioning and shots that don't harm the crowd. He bags 6 majestic goals (plus wiggly-arms), singlehandedly destroying Dortmund to the bemusement of a silent, crestfallen yellow wall.

There's no body swap in Big. 12 year old Josh Baskin makes a wish and turns into a 30 year old man, played by Tom Hanks.

 

Quim.

[Tony Moanero]

I don't think we'll get hammered.

 

I think we'll beat them.

 

Will be delighted to be proven wrong.

[Russ Atmosphere]

There's no body swap in Big. 12 year old Josh Baskin makes a wish and turns into a 30 year old man, played by Tom Hanks.

 

Quim.

 

Right enough, though in my defence they're called body swap movies, you coconut-cream-munching cockwaffle.

[Tony Moanero]

Right enough, though in my defence they're called body swap movies, you coconut-cream-munching cockwaffle.

Coconut creams?

 

I bet you separate the two pieces of biscuit, lick the filling and the save the biscuit for later.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Coconut creams?

 

I bet you separate the two pieces of biscuit, lick the filling and the save the biscuit for later.

 

Is there any other way? Custards and Bourbons though, I don't eat nanna biscuits.

[Arl arse]

Is there any other way? Custards and Bourbons though, I don't eat nanna biscuits.

Russ Knows.

[thegreatelephant]

anyone go to the Westfalen for the Alaves final? what a ground and what a game. wish I was there tonight.