Benteke

[Anubis]

It's shocking that cuppatea has a different opinion. Shouldn't be allowed.

Can you point out where people are seeking to stop him?

[Grinch]

Every Liverpool forum has a few people that think like this, too. RAWK is full of them.

 

"Benteke is shite."

 

"Get behind our players, whatever happened to you'll never walk alone, they'll never succeed with people criticising them."

 

Of course I'll support Benteke when I'm at Anfield, you nitwit. He plays for LFC, I'm an LFC fan so I want to see him score and help the team win. That doesn't change the fact that he's shite, and what on earth is the point of a football forum if not to come on here and discuss how we think the players are doing and what could be improved?

 

Does my head in.

Pretty sure they've locked their Benteke thread cause too many people are saying he's shit

[Gym Beglin]

I think Chiravella fucked up that final through ball to Benteke, it was underhit and Benteke had to wait for it and lost momentum and defenders started to getting too close. The best strikers in the world still score that, but nobody's calling him out to be Ronaldo, Messi, Neymar or Suarez, and that's nothing to be ashamed about.

 

I think people need to chill the fuck out about Benteke and pretend he only cost £8m. You'll sleep better and be happier.

[Iceman]

[Dr Nowt]

That would explain a lot, actually.

 

It's that or he's been lobotomised.

 

Couldn't help reading that in the style of El Rojo's Andy Gray impression.

 

Can't hold a candle to that cracker to be fair, mate.

[dirk grout]

I think Chiravella fucked up that final through ball to Benteke, it was underhit and Benteke had to wait for it and lost momentum and defenders started to getting too close. The best strikers in the world still score that, but nobody's calling him out to be Ronaldo, Messi, Neymar or Suarez, and that's nothing to be ashamed about.

 

I think people need to chill the fuck out about Benteke and pretend he only cost £8m. You'll sleep better and be happier.

If he only cost £8m I'd happily let him leave on a free.

[Oh Buoy]

If it hasn't been posted yet, for me, it's his movement:

[Tony Moanero]

Cuppapoop.

[Jairzinho]

I think people need to chill the fuck out about Benteke and pretend he only cost £8m. You'll sleep better and be happier.

 

If he only cost £8m it would be much easier to fuck him off.

[VladimirIlyich]

How much does he cost? A faster option than Benteke.

[thegreatelephant]

How much does he cost? A faster option than Benteke.

with Ayre in charge of the negotiations,32 million. anyone else, 8. because he could 'do a job' in the Premiership

[Iceman]

[VladimirIlyich]

Benteke is playing as the wide man there isnt he?

[Russ Atmosphere]

Reminds me of an Allardyce defence.

[Oh Buoy]

I heard Benteke broke Klopps glasses.

 

Instant sale in the summer right there, the meff.

[bonesman]

Yes he did.

 

I heard Benteke broke Klopps glasses.

Instant sale in the summer right there, the meff.

[Strontium]

You shouldn't hit a man with glasses, but there again it's the only thing Benteke has hit this year.

[Dr Nowt]

Impeded Klopp's ability to see properly?

Most intelligent thing he's done since arriving.

[BCM]

Truly awful performance again  £32 million pounds...................................................................

[Nightcat]

32 million pounds for Benteke 

that's a fact, it's a thing we can't deny

like a cock you want to try

 

Is it Sturridge or Benteke the one with the mental illness? Is it contagious? Is it possible that the one infected the other one?

[an tha]

Abysmal tonight, absolutely abysmal.

[The_Goat]

We've had shite target men before but at least they either won the occasional header or managed to hold the ball up.

 

Its those first touch lay offs to the invisible man that do my head in the most.

[Captain]

I'm starting to think he's the worst transfer we've ever done.

[eeyore]

You've got to ask, is he any better than rickie lambert?

[Tony Moanero]

"Christian Pooteke"