Summer Transfers 2014

[Anubis]

 

[Tyler Durden]

There is deffo a Zoolander gif in there somewhere

[Trumo]

It needs a similar gif to the one with Wenger, Fabregas and co.

 

EDIT: This one:

 

[Lario]

Sky Sports Football ‏@SkyFootball 1m

Juventus midfielder Arturo Vidal has told the Italian press that he will not be going to Man United this summer.

Well that can't be true. We've all been told how much money they have, and a world class manager in charge!

[Dr Nowt]

* Thinks about joke involving Fletcher shitting himself on his leather seats *

 

* Knows in heart of hearts such jokes have been on a mortuary slab for years *

 

* Laughs about it anyway *

[Boss]

 

Fletcher: Sorry lad's gotta pull over, need a shit.

Rooney: Ahhh not again this is the forth time Fletch.

Fletcher: Needs must.

Kirk from Corrie: Can't we pull over after we see Tom Cruises house?

[Iceman]

Rooney's knuckles are probably still dragging on the ground, even while riding shotgun.

[Ne Moe Imya]

Well that can't be true. We've all been told how much money they have, and a world class manager in charge!

 

I don't know why they don't just get it over with already and go over to Everton and offer them a packet of crisps for Ross Barkley.  Kenwright probably has the lube all ready to go.

[bossy]

 

 

Full kit wankers

[MikeC]

Drogba back to Chelsea apparently...more reason to hate them.

[JagSquared]

Really don't understand Chelsea and how thy treat lukaku. He would have been ideal for them last year and instead played Torres and etoo then this season he comes back from another successful loan spell and they sign costa and drogba. It's madness.

[Frankenhooker]

Really don't understand Chelsea and how thy treat lukaku. He would have been ideal for them last year and instead played Torres and etoo then this season he comes back from another successful loan spell and they sign costa and drogba. It's madness.

Didn't he complain about not being given a chance ? If you say anything against Mourinho you're fucked, he'll get rid even if you could benefit the team.

 

Look at how he treated casillas.

[Dr Nowt]

Costa and Drogba up front. Who wants to bet the crime of diving brought to the country by Suarez ceases to be a capital offence, and Costa's South American gamesmanship and sneaky ways can be passed off by The Special Cunt flashing a line and whispering in the hacks' ears off the record.

 

Much use of the phrase "He's clever, there" to abound next season when either cheats to gain advantage, especially if it's Costa winding someone up until they get themselves in trouble.

[Russ Atmosphere]

[Horus]

Didn't he complain about not being given a chance ? If you say anything against Mourinho you're fucked, he'll get rid even if you could benefit the team.

 

Look at how he treated casillas.

 

That's not entirely true. Do it on the pitch and you're ok. Mourinhos' is a false hardman image. Hazard slagged his style of football off last season and was rewarded with his favourite shirt number for this season.

 

Image versus reality when it comes to that cunt, are worlds apart.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Wonder which one of our new signings will be singled out by the London and Manchester based media this season ? First time Markovic falls over there will be an uproar.

[Trumo]

There's a story about Sunderland being close to signing left back Patrick van Aanholt from Chelsea. He seems to have been around for 6-7 years already and has spent pretty much all that time on loan to various clubs, the latest being Vitesse of course. Chelsea are much more likely to sign a flavour-of-the-month type for their first team and with Shitcoat in charge, the younger players can expect to get little to no playing time so the only reason for them to join Chelsea and keep renewing their contracts is because they're being paid a fortune.

[Bjornebye]

[Horus]

There's a story about Sunderland being close to signing left back Patrick van Aanholt from Chelsea. He seems to have been around for 6-7 years already and has spent pretty much all that time on loan to various clubs, the latest being Vitesse of course. Chelsea are much more likely to sign a flavour-of-the-month type for their first team and with Shitcoat in charge, the younger players can expect to get little to no playing time so the only reason for them to join Chelsea and keep renewing their contracts is because they're being paid a fortune.

Chelsea aren't signing those players for their first team - they sign them to sell on for FFP. Young players can build up reputations whilst playing games for other clubs and then are sold on for massive profits, which in turn enables them to sign established stars. It's both corrupt and clever at the same time.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Chelsea have more kids stashed abroad than the whole of the Conservative Party.

[Red Phoenix]

Doesn't seem like much is going on, so am posting this gif I found at Imgur :

 

[Bjornebye]

[Malarkey]

Chelsea fans strike me as the type of people that like catching semen in their anuses.

[ElishaScottBC]

 

Liverpool have sealed a deal for Atletico Madrid right-back Javier Manquillo, according to Marca.

They claim the 20-year-old will play on loan for the Reds for the next two seasons, with a purchase option in the region of €6m.

However, the terms of the deal will include an option which allows the Madrid club to recall Manquillo if he makes the kind of progress at Anfield they expect.

The Express say the Reds will NOT be signing Marco Reus, Arturo Vidal or Paul Pogba.

The big-name trio had been linked with moves to Merseyside, but Brendan Rodgers is thought to be looking elsewhere for summer recruits.

 

Link: Echo

[Red House]

Nicolas Gaitan seems to be the name being thrown around by the media today. Would be a good signing if for a reasonable price. Rumour comes mostly from the shitty papers though.