Summer Transfers 2014

[JohnnyH]

Bastia have signed PSG's back-up goalkeeper Alphonse Areola on loan. I've no idea if he's any good but he sounds like a bit of a tit.

A poor gag, but I suppose you had to get it off your chest.

[Trumo]

A poor gag, but I suppose you had to get it off your chest.

 

Suck on it.

[El Dangerous]

Bastia have signed PSG's back-up goalkeeper Alphonse Areola on loan. I've no idea if he's any good but he sounds like a bit of a tit.

Oh great, more puns. Best nip this one in the bud now.

[Arl arse]

This pun fest has got a long way to go before it plays itself out, usually about two pages on here, If my mammary serves me correctly.

[SammyAftershave]

What happened to that Neto lad? Couldn't we have got him on the cheap?

 

*limps away with a brisk hop*

[KopOut]

Couldn't agree more, unless 5-1-3-1 becomes our default formation next season, which would explain the need for another CB, further negate the need for Johnson to actually do some defending, and explain why we appear to not be looking at a replacement for Suarez.

Its not possible to replace the best player in the world. No point in bothering.

[J-V]

Di Maria off to PSG for €65million according to Marca.  Another one slips through the Mancs imaginary grasp.

[Dr Nowt]

No Vidal would largely leave them having to focus on their defence wouldn't it, from the original list flashed around of their targets, as Strootman won't be feasible until January at the earliest. 

 

Not that their defence isn't an area of maximum concern for them, of course.  That midfield is utterly desperate however, and as much as Herrera looks a player, wins over LA Galaxy will only convince the most myopic of their fans that it can stand up to serious competition.

[Red Phoenix]

If Everton get Lukaku that fucking sucks, would've liked him to play for us. Will just hope that the signings we do make it kind of irrelevant anyway.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Bastia have signed PSG's back-up goalkeeper Alphonse Areola on loan. I've no idea if he's any good but he sounds like a bit of a tit.

I thought he was linked to Brest and Nipoli?

[El Dangerous]

I thought he was linked to Brest and Nipoli?

No interest from Cannes?

[robbiefowler9]

If Everton get Lukaku that fucking sucks, would've liked him to play for us. Will just hope that the signings we do make it kind of irrelevant anyway.

He's off to Wolfsburg for 25m EUR by the looks of it.

[Harry Squatter]

Genius, hopefully they will end up buying some jarg player from the Championship for £8M instead

[Captain Turdseye]

Genius, hopefully they will end up buying some jarg player from the Championship for £8M instead

Troy Deeney.

[J-V]

Borini's returning to England.  Hopefully to pack his bags and sign for Sunderland.

[Dr Nowt]

Genius, hopefully they will end up buying some jarg player from the Championship for £8M instead

 

Lacina Traore will arrive last minute like a broken Swingball that stays in the box until the summer holidays are over, when it gets discovered behind the shed steeped in dog piss.

[Dr Nowt]

Kristof Terreur ‏@HLNinEngeland 2h

 

Klaus Allofs, sports director of Wolfsburg, denies the rumour that his club has made an offer of €28m for Romelu Lukaku. #cfc #efc (Bild)

 

Romelu Lukaku wants to leave Chelsea and make a permanent switch to Everton this summer, the Toffees’ head of recruitment Ian Atkins has told talkSPORT.

Read more at http://talksport.com/football/exclusive-lukaku-wants-permanent-everton-move-claims-toffees-official-140726104045#m5DXbMa4eW0sJWaZ.99

[Iceman]

It would be hilarious if he doesn't go to them and picks Wolfsburger instead. 

[Iceman]

Borini's returning to England.  Hopefully to pack his bags and sign for Sunderland.

 

I respect Borini and his attitude towards us. He has tried his hardest since he arrived and has been unlucky with injuries. Having said all that, I do prefer Remy, he just seems to offer more threat, so I am hoping Borini has come back to sign for Sunderland. Knowing our luck it will be for serious shoulder surgery.

[Dr Nowt]

So long as it doesn't stop him holding a pen...

[Fugitive]

Everton bid £4.27, a voucher for a free meal at Nando's and Deulofeu.

[Anubis]

Di Maria off to PSG for €65million according to Marca.  Another one slips through the Mancs imaginary grasp.

 

PSG are properly pulling down their pants and taking a shit on UEFA's pristine FFP lawn.

[index1000]

If Everton get Lukaku that fucking sucks, would've liked him to play for us. Will just hope that the signings we do make it kind of irrelevant anyway.

if it's been done by the blueshite then it is already irrelevant mate

[JermainePennant]

When the lovren, Remy and origi deals are done that will be around 97m spent, with Suarez sold that's 22m from our budget.

 

Im guessing it was 60m so that would be 38m left and with Moreno looking like he will cost 20m min we would have 18m.

 

Looking at it like that talk if reus, vidal etc looks very unlikely but with the hopeful departures of borini,reina,agger and Lucas they could bring in around 25-30m.

[Jairzinho]

PSG are properly pulling down their pants and taking a shit on UEFA's pristine FFP lawn.

 

 

 

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