Summer

[Paul]

Fuckin' A.

[RJ Fan club]

Fuckin' A.

 

I wholeheartedly endorse this motion.

 

Will rep later

[RJ Fan club]

It is BBQ time chez RJ later.

 

 

Might go to the neighbouring village tug of war contest too.

 

Defo drinking though, defo.

[Indian Red]

This gay thread needs tits

[Paulie Dangerously]

BRB whilst I screen shot my phones weather app and post it

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

 

 

 

 

 

Fuckin A

[RJ Fan club]

This gay thread needs tits

 

Nothing "gay" about BBQ or summer.

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

 

[Stouffer]

Kebaps, steak, Cumberland sausage, peeves and tramapolines.

 

Deheeecent.

[Stouffer]

It's hotter than Satan's scrot-rot today.

[Elite]

Tis indeed ace, up early this morning, went the zoo with the missus and the little un, got back to watch tennis and a few beers. Then will smash the missus later. Ace.

[lifetime fan]

28 degrees here and next door are having a pool party.

 

Might invite myself round later.

[clangers]

Have to say I've never been a great fan, however this summer is ace, think it's the fact that we haven't had a decent summer since 2006. There's a lot to be said for bbq's and tits.

[lifetime fan]

Have to say I've never been a great fan, however this summer is ace, think it's the fact that we haven't had a decent summer since 2006. There's a lot to be said for bbq's and tits.

 

 

Ace.

[Trumo]

...There's a lot to be said for bbq's and tits.

 

Family 2 doors down from us had a barbecue last night apparently. This morning, the husband was out in front using a pressure washer to clean the barbecues (those basic round ones that have no lid). Thing is, that family is vegetarian and they don't drink either. It would suit my folks, but with the absence of meat and booze, I can't think of a less appealing barbecue to turn up to.

[A_S]

Rub it in, fuckers. Sitting in my office trying to thaw my feet with a pissy little heater. Should be good by about 3pm. July can suck my dick.

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

Rub it in, fuckers. Sitting in my office trying to thaw my feet with a pissy little heater. Should be good by about 3pm. July can suck my dick.

 

July is rockin right now, you upside down twat!

[Remmie]

Rub it in, fuckers. Sitting in my office trying to thaw my feet with a pissy little heater. Should be good by about 3pm. July can suck my dick.

Yeah my sympathy is the square root of fuck all. Your weather is like this for 40 weeks a fucking year, ours about 2.

[melons]

I love summer, but because it's been so shit up to the last week it feels like there has been no pollen count build up to get some resistance. I've gone from feeling fine on friday to wanting to scratch my eyes out, snotty nose, ear ache and sneezing non stop on satuday and today i'm totally knackerd because its been so high even sleeping through the night has become a battle. I live in Caernarfon, i couldn't really get close to the sea if i tried.

[TheBitch]

I'm going to Scotland tomorrow and the chance of rain is nil. It's never nil. This is good news. Also Champ isn't there. Double win!

[Stu Monty]

I'm doing pre-season training in about an hour.

 

That is less A than it could be in this heat. I will burn. I may die.

[Elmyn Noos]

I too am playing footie later. However, as it is summer, and summer is, as Paul rightly said, Fuckin A, I don't give the cube root of an ant's cock. I'll run til I'm nearly dead, so a good 3 minutes, then revive myself with some ice cold beer.

 

Summer - Fuck. In. A.

[Hand Shandy]

I'm doing pre-season training in about an hour.

 

That is less A than it could be in this heat. I will burn. I may die.

 

That's what you get for being a ginger...

[Paul]

Half the world bitching about the temperature today after less than a week of glorious sun and heat. Fucking moaning twats, us Brits. I'm still all over this summer business. It's ace.

[General Dryness]

Family 2 doors down from us had a barbecue last night apparently. This morning, the husband was out in front using a pressure washer to clean the barbecues (those basic round ones that have no lid). Thing is, that family is vegetarian and they don't drink either. It would suit my folks, but with the absence of meat and booze, I can't think of a less appealing barbecue to turn up to.

 

What would be the point? It would just be some people standing in someone elses garden. Eating salad.

 

As I've previously stated, I don't drink. I do, however, make up for it by consuming large quantities of food. BBQ a particular favourite, up there with breakfast meats. Breakfast done on the BBQ is the nearest thing to paradise on earth. If you haven't, I strongly advise it.