Jobs with a high percentage of cunts

[Guest Pistonbroke]

It is isn't the job people are in that makes them a cunt, it is the person themselves. Sd could be a mega charity worker, he is still a grade A cunt.

[zigackly]

It is isn't the job people are in that makes them a cunt, it is the person themselves. Sd could be a mega charity worker, he is still a grade A cunt.

 

Sure, but the thread is about jobs with a high percentage of cunts, not jobs that only cunts do or jobs that might attract the occasional one.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Sure, but the thread is about jobs with a high percentage of cunts, not jobs that only cunts do or jobs that might attract the occasional one.

 

That is a fair point Zig mate....so to get back on track...all politicians are cunts.

[zigackly]

That is a fair point Zig mate....so to get back on track...all politicians are cunts.

 

We have a winner.

[cloggypop]

Baylifts.

 

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[Harry Squatter]

Immigration frontline staff. I've seen fairly normal people get these jobs then turn into grade a twats. All of a sudden they get a nice shiny badge and think that they are in The Wire, they all talk like they are going out risking life and limb like frontline squad dies in Kandahar but are just raiding a kebab shop in Blackpool. They talk to people like dog shit as most can't speak English so haven't got a clue what to say back to them.

[Guest davelfc]

American TSA staff.

[Liverpool lad]

Security guards, although standing in a Tesco Metro 12 hours a day would fuck anyone up mentally. Wannabe bouncers

 

The army is a cunt magnet too, 'oh you wouldn't get this on civvy street', wind it in soft arse you have only been in 7 weeks and 'civvy street' pays better.

 

Coach drivers too, we have this coach driver who drives for SOS and he talks like he is driving a tank around Europe not a 51 seater

[Harry Squatter]

Criminal solicitors, most would glady represent Osama Bin Laden or Robert Mugabe just to be controversial and say "everyone is entitled to a fair trial". Then stand up in court using delaying tactic after delaying tactic, blame the police for everything, argue the toss over the colour of shite and then play the mentalist card to get their client out of a proper stretch in prison.

 

Most are just bluffers who don't know the law and try to take everything off on a tangent. One trial I saw a few years ago the solicitor tried to play the mentalist card in an attempted murder case on the grounds of diminished responsibility despite having no medical evidence to say his client was off his box.

 

The judge was quite cutting saying "you do know diminished responsibility only applies to murder cases?, I thought you would have known this having practiced for 17 years"

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Here is one that will surprise you ........

 

People in the IT business.

 

They give it large about being in the know yet they are full of shit!! Thick bastards who prey on the none techy people to make money.

[zigackly]

Here is one that will surprise you ........

 

People in the IT business.

 

They give it large about being in the know yet they are full of shit!! Thick bastards who prey on the none techy people to make money.

 

If we made computer software easy to create, anyone could do it and then we'd be paid less. It's the only logical explanation for incomprehensible shit like C++ and Java.

 

Similar applies for getting fat support contracts for shonky software.

 

Very glad to be out of that industry and back in the real world.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Traffic wardens.

[Harry Squatter]

Midwives, proper aggressive bossy twats who still think its the 1880s and can talk to people like shite. When my missus was in the women's hospital having our kids she needed to get a bottle of milk for my daughter, they were available at the nurses station on the ward. One of the other women on the ward said she was going there so she'd pick one up.

 

The midwife came back ranting and raving at my mrs saying she shouldn't be sending people on errands and if she didn't buck her ideas up she would send her home. Some other midwife kicked off on another woman for not breast feeding her kid as she wanted to feed the kid bottles. They would screech at visitors if they didn't fuck off on the dot of the allocated visitors time.

[Fugitive]

Pretty much every job then, if we are going off this thread.

 

To sum up, people are cunts.

 

You gang of cunts.

[macc]

Can't agree with ya there Dr Troy.

 

My other half gave birth at Wirral hospital 2 weeks ago and the midwives there where 1st class and nothing was too much trouble for them.

[Tossed and blown]

Some other midwife kicked off on another woman for not breast feeding her kid as she wanted to feed the kid bottles.

 

The Breastapo.

[Liverpool lad]

Receptionists at the doctors

[lifetime fan]

Receptionists at the doctors

 

 

Winner.

[RedRazor]

Gynecologists?

[Sugar Ape]

That's the 3rd time that joke has been made on this thread.

[RedRazor]

Damn, I only looked at this page

[Furmedge]

Benefits advisers. Have to deal with a lot of these' date=' trying to help homeless people get their lives in order, and you will get a different answer from every single one you speak to.[/quote']

 

I hear you. I spent a year working with homeless and sorting out benefits. We ran a scheme that was backed by the job centre, in fact they were one of the major stakeholders. Didn't stop them trying to stop the benefits of all the lads I was trying to help. I ended up giving all of them a leaflet with the foreword by one of the senior blokes in the dole to prove it so the advisors couldn't stop the payments.

[Section_31]

I'm awlays astounded at the calibre of people the benefits sector attracts. I used to work for an outsourcing firm which did a lot of the DWP back office stuff, I saw the operation at two sites, in Warrington they were all around 16 years of age with one or two exceptions, in Kirkby it was wall to wall scum. My mate's involved with the crisis loan department and every one from there I've met is a prize bellend too, and the outcome of whether or not you'll get a crisis loan seems to be set in stone before you even pick up the phone depending on the person you get through to.

[Captain Turdseye]

Crisis loans. There's a blast from the past. I used to know a lad that would get one every fortnight by saying he'd lost his money on the way back from the Post Office. This was before they clamped down on how often you could claim them. He was paying so many of them back that his fortnightly giro was down to £46 and he was having to pay £40 of it to his ma for keep.

[Captain Turdseye]

I know the topic has been done on here but the police have a high percentage of cunts, there's no escaping the fact.