Would it be racist to...

[King Emlyn]

I'm definitely a bit racist. I used to be more racist but as I grew up I got past that, so now it's a more in built, unintended stereotyping type of racism.

I wish it didn't exist but it does.

An example is that if walking on my in an area I don't know too well, my guard will go up more if a group of normal looking Asian or black lads are walking towards me than if a group of white lads.

Obviously if it's dodgy looking lads, my guard goes up irrespective of race.

I can't help it, I'm afraid.

Fuggedaboutit

[Paulie Dangerously]

The Chinese in shops annoy me. They always have two wallets. One for notes and one for coins.

[Paulie Dangerously]

The Chinese in shops annoy me. They always have two wallets. One for notes and one for coins.

To be clear here I don't just mean the ones I see in the Lidl on London road. I mean all 1.3 billion of them.

[The Golden Eel]

I just want to speak up for the Asians. People say, oh but they don't try to fitted in with our customs...

 

Well, I was in Ikea the other night and these three Asian ladies, fairly tasty they were too, probably Chinese, with three kids were in front of me in the bit where you can't physically pass someone if you have a trolley. They were fucking SAUNTERING along while the kids ran everywhere, constantly in front of my trolley almost like I didn't exist.

 

So well done to those ladies, don't let anyone say you don't adopt the British culture of being an absolute fucking mong with no sense of manners of awareness when in public.

[TheHowieLama]

I just want to speak up for the Asians. People say, oh but they don't try to fitted in with our customs...

 

Well, I was in Ikea the other night and these three Asian ladies, fairly tasty they were too, probably Chinese, with three kids were in front of me in the bit where you can't physically pass someone if you have a trolley. They were fucking SAUNTERING along while the kids ran everywhere, constantly in front of my trolley almost like I didn't exist.

 

So well done to those ladies, don't let anyone say you don't adopt the British culture of being an absolute fucking mong with no sense of manners of awareness when in public.

Thats the quota innit? 

 

 

That sounds a little racist.

[thegreatelephant]

I got in a taxi with my drum kit one night and the boy goes, "You in a band then?", "No, I just take a drum kit everywhere with me mate.". Anyway, he asked what kind of band it was and when I told him it was a Motown covers band he asked, "Do yous black up for it?". "I'm not sure the black people in the band would be too keen on that.", was the best response I could muster under the circumstances. This story did not take place in the 1940s by the way.

although Stax as you know, should have informed this charmer that Soul Man is great song, not a great film

[lifetime fan]

Although I still hold a few prejudices i can confidently say race has never been one of them.

 

I expect newborn babies to be ugly.

I expect young kids to be mischievous and entertaining for a stage.

I then expect them to be irritating cunts.

They then turn into galactic cunts.

There's a middle stage where I just want to avoid most people.

 

And then the oldies fall into 3 categories;

 

The sound old ones you want to buy a pint, listen to them talk and learn.

The rude, miserable cunts.

And the oxygen thieves.

 

I've never found race to be involved either more or less predominantly in any stage other than old Caribbean men are fucking ace.

 

Rum, cricket, music, dominoes and sage advice.

[ZonkoVille77]

I find a lot of Americans annoying racist cunts and a lot of Nigerians are thieving underhanded bastards that I try to avoid. Is that racist? I guess it might be in a way. Other than that I like to think I'm fairly open minded and everyone can go wherever the fuck they want in the world and be whoever the fuck they want to be.

[Nunavut Patrick]

Although I still hold a few prejudices i can confidently say race has never been one of them.

I expect newborn babies to be ugly.

I expect young kids to be mischievous and entertaining for a stage.

I then expect them to be irritating cunts.

They then turn into galactic cunts.

There's a middle stage where I just want to avoid most people.

And then the oldies fall into 3 categories;

The sound old ones you want to buy a pint, listen to them talk and learn.

The rude, miserable cunts.

And the oxygen thieves.

I've never found race to be involved either more or less predominantly in any stage other than old Caribbean men are fucking ace.

Rum, cricket, music, dominoes and sage advice.

Old Caribbean men are just fucking ace...

 

They just seem to have an Island everything gonna be alright.

 

Played football with a predominantly over 35 Caribbean team (I was keepr...they never liked being in goal for some reason?) and it was great after fhe match and a few pints..oh, and the food...jerk chicken to die for.

[Hades]

I try to avoid whites.

[stringvest]

I try to avoid whites.

You're not trying hard enough. This place is crawling with them, like a plague.

 

[Captain Turdseye]

I try to avoid whites.

You must be shit at snooker.

[Furmedge]

Some of my favourite t-shirts are black.

[setreal]

You're not trying hard enough. This place is crawling with them, like a plague.

 

Seriously, I'm so white it hurts.

[Strontium]

I try to avoid whites.

Nah, not having that, I heard you were a secret lemonade drinker.

[General Dryness]

Seriously, I'm so white it hurts.

People call me Jacob because I'm such a cracker.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I'm so white that I've got '100w' tattooed on my forehead.

[SasaS]

No need to avoid, white is generally a safe bet from now until about the American Labor Day..After that, mostly a no no.

[stringvest]

Hades has realised he's tumbled into a white ghetto.  Don't stop Hades, even if the traffic lights go red.  Just keep driving until the stench of freshly baked artisan bread and ethically sourced coffee has left your nostrils.  

[Nightcat]

.... to find disgusting and dislike the white lesbocelebrities. 

 

No. 

[Mook]

Primark have had to withdraw a t-shirt due to a complaint that it was 'fantastically offensive' by a customer in Sheffield:-

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/39051079/backlash-after-primark-pulls-fantastically-offensive-walking-dead-t-shirt

 

The t-shirt has 'Eeny Meeny Miny Moe' written on it along with a picture of a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire - in reference to The Walking Dead tv programme.

 

I don't know the song myself, I thought it was a way to get children to count their fingers/toes. Is there anyone on here who would see that t-shirt in the street & think it was racially offensive?

[Paulie Dangerously]

Primark have had to withdraw a t-shirt due to a complaint that it was 'fantastically offensive' by a customer in Sheffield:-

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/39051079/backlash-after-primark-pulls-fantastically-offensive-walking-dead-t-shirt

 

The t-shirt has 'Eeny Meeny Miny Moe' written on it along with a picture of a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire - in reference to The Walking Dead tv programme.

 

I don't know the song myself, I thought it was a way to get children to count their fingers/toes. Is there anyone on here who would see that t-shirt in the street & think it was racially offensive?

 

Catch a tiger by the toe?

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I try to avoid whites.

 

I agree. They're the worst part of the egg.

[Mook]

Catch a tiger by the toe?

 

Ah, I've just looked it up & apparently people used to replace the word 'tiger' with the name of the dog out of Dambusters.

 

Genuinely did not know that.

 

I'm still not convinced that the t-shirt is racist though.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Primark have had to withdraw a t-shirt due to a complaint that it was 'fantastically offensive' by a customer in Sheffield:-

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/39051079/backlash-after-primark-pulls-fantastically-offensive-walking-dead-t-shirt

 

The t-shirt has 'Eeny Meeny Miny Moe' written on it along with a picture of a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire - in reference to The Walking Dead tv programme.

 

I don't know the song myself, I thought it was a way to get children to count their fingers/toes. Is there anyone on here who would see that t-shirt in the street & think it was racially offensive?

 

 

This image relates directly to the practice of assaulting black people in America

 

Erm, no it doesn't you tit.