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Banjo survival - A poll.

Flying Pig

By Flying Pig,
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Is your banjo intact?  

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  1. 1. Is your banjo intact?

    • Banjo string intact
      48
    • TWANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Flying Pig Veteran

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I was speaking to a 'lady' yesterday and according to her most men snap their banjo string and its unusual for a man of my age (43) to be intact.

 

I obviously reckon she's wrong. I will try to do a poll but if I fuck it up can someone add one?

 

I may need the help of the forum fannies i.e. melons, SKI etc to aid my investigation.

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Sorry didn't notice the poll on my phone, done now. Thinking about it I'm sure this came up a few months ago in the pub and out of 7 of us we were all intact.

 

Thats what I think. I reckon its more like about 10% but because its such a horrific the number of victims become exaggerated.

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Furmedge Grand Master

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Hold on, ChickenLicken has voted.

 

This poll was based on 'normal hetrosexual' activity. And both those words don't apply to CL.

 

Cheating bastards....

 

So currently that makes me the only straight (unless it was one of CL's straighter moments) banjo snapper?

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melons Grand Master

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Vote complete. SKI has had more pricks than a second hand dart board but knows no men who are banjoless. She know it.

 

Thanks Liz, love you xx

 

 

I win. Can't wait to tell 'her'.

 

bloke then? I take it his isn't intact?

 

 

Melons!!!!!

 

You don't have a cock, so you can't vote. Cheating cow.

 

The number of rubber one's i've had and broke surely counts for one real one.

 

 

I've known of more than one, as said above they've said it was done whilst they were preoccupied with the pleasure bit. I assume the same way men seem to let women scratch fuck out of their backs?

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