Roy Hodgson, know your role and shut your mouth

[Barrington Womble]

Maybe it's me, but isn't he a bit shit? Never an international footballer in a million years.

[Stickman]

Rooney won't last as captain mark my words he'll be hair today gone tomorrow....

[Bjornebye]

I can't believe the fat shrek looking bald cunt has got 95 caps. Hooker shagging maccies loving shit flip-flops cunt. 

 

I can't fucking wait till Colleen finds snapchats from slags on his phone and takes half his shit. Half! 

[Lee909]

Bush bitch with a attitude

[Russ Atmosphere]

[Dr Nowt]

My Joey Deacon impression has translated from Halmstads to Malmo to Orebro to Neuchatel Xamax to the Swiss national team.

[Russ Atmosphere]

It reminds me of a Harry Enfield mannerism.

[Iceman]

He looks like he's been Hodged. 

[Iceman]

I bet there's not one shrew or rabbit in his back garden and the moles know to keep their heads down too. 

[Dr Nowt]

It reminds me of a Harry Enfield mannerism.

 

Just realised the one you mean; character from the credits of 'Harry Enfield's Television Programme'.

 

[Russ Atmosphere]

Just realised the one you mean; character from the credits of 'Harry Enfield's Television Programme'.

Spot on, I was racking my brains for ages trying to recall it.

[Iceman]

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space monkey files

 

 

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Subject Insists on playing Owl Be There by the Down Feathers (Aviary themed Jackson 5 tribute group) when chauffeur driven in bulletproof and birdshit resistant limo. Most recent and previous drivers both resigned citing personal reasons. Apparently one had an owl and nut allergy and the other was a boyhood Neuchatel Xamax fan and so held grudge against subject.

 

Limo has many non-standard extra security features including latest in graphene run flat tyre technology, Subject insisted, after previous limo was attacked and damaged on more than one occasion. Subject claims crows have been dropping glass onto secluded F.A designated roads before attacking driver when he gets out to change tyre. Subject is then pecked by crows through sunroof.

 

These attacks although crude, are particularly dangerous as the subkect is temporarily helpless before he can revert to owl form. Preparations for Euro 2016 will be affected if 

 

 

 

 

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[Jairzinho]

It reminds me of a Harry Enfield mannerism.

 

[Iceman]

That's the one. I can hear the tthhwwwwwweeeeeuuugggghhhh sound right now. Or that may just be the air passing between my ears where the grey stuff should be.

[Megadrive Man]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28977174

 

 

 

Roy Hodgson says England are 'not heading to mediocrity'

England manager Roy Hodgson insists his side are "not heading to mediocrity" as they prepare to begin their Euro 2016 qualifying campaign next month.

England, who failed to progress past the World Cup group stage, take on Switzerland away on 8 September.

Slovenia, Estonia, Lithuania and San Marino are the other teams in Group E.

"I don't think that way. I don't think we're heading for mediocrity. I think there's great potential. There's hope," said 67-year-old Hodgson.

 

 

 

Euro 2016 draw good for England - Hodgson

Hodgson's team have dropped to 20th in the world rankings after their disappointing display in Brazil, where they lost to Italy and Uruguay before earning a point against Costa Rica when they had already been eliminated.

Despite that, he believes England face a "relatively easy" task of reaching the finals which will be held in France. An expanded format sees the two top teams from each group progress into the 24-nation finals.

Their qualification campaign starts in Basel against the Swiss, who are ranked ninth in the world and were narrowly beaten in the World Cup last-16 by eventual finalists Argentina.

"We're being labelled or I'm being accused of leading England to being a second-rate country. If that's the case, then a draw is a fantastic result over there in Switzerland," Hodgson, who managed the Swiss between 1992 and 1995, told reporters.

 

• World ranking, star men and past meetings - all you need to know about England's opponents

"If that's your real opinion, that we're heading towards mediocrity, maybe you shouldn't be expecting us to win matches against Switzerland, who had quite a good World Cup, and have a very experienced team."

Hodgson also criticised a number of British newspapers that claimed he had compared England favourably with world champions Germany.

"The point I made, and I can almost quote it verbatim, is that there is nothing in the way Germany play, nothing in the way they approach the game, nothing in the system that they use, that we can't do," he said.

"Don't try to make me out to be some complete fool, who after getting knocked out in the first round says we are as good as the team that won it. That's wrong."

Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney will lead England against the Swiss after being appointed by Hodgson as his new captain.

Hodgson also named four uncapped players - Arsenal's 19-year-old defender Calum Chambers, plus 24-year-old trio Jack Colback of Newcastle, Tottenham's Danny Rose and Aston Villa's Fabian Delph - in his squad.

[TheHowieLama]

TBH I think he is right. England play with 11, as do Germany.

[PestiRed]

They look like extremely simple cartoon characters. There is not a single sign of intelligence on either of those two faces. If I gave a shit about England, I'd be pretty annoyed with these two jokers being the leadership

 

 

 

 

[Trumo]

TBH I think he is right. England play with 11, as do Germany.

 

Germany play with 11. England put 11 on the pitch.

[Dr Nowt]

England manager Roy Hodgson insists his side are "not heading to mediocrity" as they prepare to begin their Euro 2016 qualifying campaign next month.

 

England, who failed to progress past the World Cup group stage, take on Switzerland away on 8 September. Slovenia, Estonia, Lithuania and San Marino are the other teams in Group E.

 

I don't think that way. I don't think we're heading for mediocrity. I think there's great potential. There's hope," said 67-year-old Hodgson.

He's right you know. In much the same way, I'm not heading to Dorset.

 

Yours,

 

LBWC, Dorset

[Tony Moanero]

"Don't try to make me out to be some complete fool"

 

I love it when he gets angry and kicks off.

[Dr Nowt]

"Don't try to make me out to be some complete fool"

He's too modest, he's definitely all the way there now.

[bouncebrigade]

Owl face.

[Russ Atmosphere]

[Russ Atmosphere]

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Hodgson knows a top goalscorer when he sees one.