*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Josef Svejk]

"Prematurely ejaculating six feet from an attractive woman is the best feeling of my life." 

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, Josef Svejk said:

"Prematurely ejaculating six feet from an attractive woman is the best feeling of my life." 

Sorry to let you down,but Stig's not a woman.

[Bjornebye]

9 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Sorry to let you down,but Stig's not a woman.

I’ll take that as a compliment 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Powers That Be are after them.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/63090744

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

scoring a disallowed goal against der redshite is the best feeling of his career. Hes gone full Everton there hasn't he. Desperate to fit in.

 

 

 

[DalyanPete]

On 28/09/2022 at 21:41, halewood pete said:

I love the humour on here !

Me too, it started 3055 pages ago and still keeps giving.

[DalyanPete]

2 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

scoring a disallowed goal against der redshite is the best feeling of his career. Hes gone full Everton there hasn't he. Desperate to fit in.

 

 

All about levels really

[Barrington Womble]

2 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

scoring a disallowed goal against der redshite is the best feeling of his career. Hes gone full Everton there hasn't he. Desperate to fit in.

 

 

 

[Anubis]

Class & Dignity supporters whining about Everton’s £300k fine.

[dockers_strike]

39 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Powers That Be are after them.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/63090744

 

Is it just me or is the fine for this ludicrous? I mean they seriously breach the PL's version of FFP to the tune of £350m, prompting the PL to issue a statement saying they would 'work with' the club to get their debt down. Yet they have not been sanctioned with a fine or points deductions.

 

Crowd comes onto the pitch after the game and they get an albeit wrist slap of a £300k fine! I mean which is worse, breaching FFP or an end of game pitch invasion?

[Harry Squatter]

26 minutes ago, dockers_strike said:

Is it just me or is the fine for this ludicrous? I mean they seriously breach the PL's version of FFP to the tune of £350m, prompting the PL to issue a statement saying they would 'work with' the club to get their debt down. Yet they have not been sanctioned with a fine or points deductions.

 

Crowd comes onto the pitch after the game and they get an albeit wrist slap of a £300k fine! I mean which is worse, breaching FFP or an end of game pitch invasion?

Yeah but everyone has it in for them for speaking up against the Sky 6. 

[Barrington Womble]

29 minutes ago, dockers_strike said:

Is it just me or is the fine for this ludicrous? I mean they seriously breach the PL's version of FFP to the tune of £350m, prompting the PL to issue a statement saying they would 'work with' the club to get their debt down. Yet they have not been sanctioned with a fine or points deductions.

 

Crowd comes onto the pitch after the game and they get an albeit wrist slap of a £300k fine! I mean which is worse, breaching FFP or an end of game pitch invasion?

I would say the pitch invasion is far worse. It was compromising the safety of everybody involved. 

[coachpotato]

Wife’s mate came to the house last night. Told us that her daughters school had been awarded a number of tickets to the WSL Derby at Anfield last weekend. She went with her footy mad daughter and friends as she’d never been to Anfield before and was interested to see the ground and because her daughter was buzzing about the match.

She said it was ok overall but was spoiled by people running onto the pitch when Everton scored, not just kids but grown men too.

Anyone heard anything about it?
Not that it would be a surprise mind.

[Barrington Womble]

2 hours ago, coachpotato said:

Wife’s mate came to the house last night. Told us that her daughters school had been awarded a number of tickets to the WSL Derby at Anfield last weekend. She went with her footy mad daughter and friends as she’d never been to Anfield before and was interested to see the ground and because her daughter was buzzing about the match.

She said it was ok overall but was spoiled by people running onto the pitch when Everton scored, not just kids but grown men too.

Anyone heard anything about it?
Not that it would be a surprise mind.

I was at the game. I didn't think the invasion looked related to the goals. There were loads of invasions and one was indeed a grown man, absolute fucking bellend. It was impossible to say if they were reds or bloos though. Just scallies all dressed in black. I would say the pitch invasion ruined it. But I think the 20-odd girls playing needed no help in that direction. 

[Trumo]

9 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

 

 

He can't claim that as a first either. Don Hutchison once scored the winner in a 0-0 draw when Westerveld booted a goal kick into him and the ball looped into the net. But only after the ref had blown for full time! Even here, I might be missing an earlier Everton winner in a goalless draw.

 

[Mudface]

11 hours ago, Trumo said:

 

He can't claim that as a first either. Don Hutchison once scored the winner in a 0-0 draw when Westerveld booted a goal kick into him and the ball looped into the net. But only after the ref had blown for full time! Even here, I might be missing an earlier Everton winner in a goalless draw.

I remember the howls of protest- actually, they're probably still going on aren't they? Not only had the whistle gone, but Hutchison wasn't ten yards away anyway.

[VladimirIlyich]

1 minute ago, Mudface said:

I remember the howls of protest- actually, they're probably still going on aren't they? Not only had the whistle gone, but Hutchison wasn't ten yards away anyway.

I never quite understood what that was all about. So much so that I'd forgotten about it until now. I'm certainly don't have a blueshite memory.

[Mudface]

9 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

I never quite understood what that was all about. So much so that I'd forgotten about it until now. I'm certainly don't have a blueshite memory.

 

The horror begins about 1:10. 

[VladimirIlyich]

4 minutes ago, Mudface said:

 

The horror begins about 1:10. 

I was actually at the game but it was so memorable I forgot. Was it the Gerrard sending off one?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

15 minutes ago, Mudface said:

 

The horror begins about 1:10. 

I'd forgotten that it was a free kick. He should have ordered it re-taken and then blown for time.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I'd forgotten Mark Hughes played for them.

[alles ist gut]

12 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

I'd forgotten Mark Hughes played for them.

So has Hughes.

 

Although a career of being butted in the back of the head by Tony Adams is partly to blame.

[sir roger]

19 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

I'd forgotten Mark Hughes played for them.

The only memorable thing in Mark Hughes' Everton career was him being chosen for the Sky Playercam footage, and a flood of people phoning in thinking their TV screens had frozen.

[DalyanPete]

17 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

I was at the game

Big game beaut 

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, sir roger said:

The only memorable thing in Mark Hughes' Everton career was him being chosen for the Sky Playercam footage, and a flood of people phoning in thinking their TV screens had frozen.

Haha.