George Michael banged up

[Whollier]

In prison that is. He's been given an 8 week custodial sentence for driving under the influence of drugs.

 

I think he'll be in his element. Wake me up before you slop out.

[Dirk]

Bet he begged the judge to let him serve his term in Iran so he could get stoned.

[TheBitch]

Meh.

[Liverpool lad]

He will be like a pig in shit in there

[Redder Lurtz]

Bet he's not Praying for Time any more.

[RedKnight]

"Let's go outside", not anymore, George. Not anymore.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Do they have a greenhouse ?

[paddyberger15]

 

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[RoboRiise]

Good, I'm made up. It's a miracle the daft cunt hasn't killed somebody.

 

Errr... Club Tropicana. Or something.

[G Richards]

I don't want my Free-dom...

[razor]

Fantastic

[Jennings]

Slam!

[Paulie Dangerously]

Oh yes, he's been bad

[Mendoza]

Apparently he's writing a song about his experiences in prison. Hairless Fister will be released in time for Christmas.

[Mel Wood]

In prison that is. He's been given an 8 week custodial sentence for driving under the influence of drugs.

 

I think he'll be in his element.

He'll probably have been in and out of his cellmate's element all night, I reckon.

[a stoner]

We were in a pub having a bite to eat yesterday and this story was on the news and freedom was playing in the background. Couldn't make it up we were in stitches.

[Guest davelfc]

We were in a pub having a bite to eat yesterday and this story was on the news and freedom was playing in the background. Couldn't make it up we were in stitches.

 

You didn't stop and think why the dj was playing freedom?

[King Emlyn]

That arsehole celebrity lawyer was on whinging about how he was only jailed cos he's famous. Who gives a shit? Like RR says, he's lucky he never killed someone.

[Travis Bickle]

What has George Michael and those trapped Chilean miners got in common?

 

 

 

They'll both be out in 8 weeks after some heavy drilling...

 

ahem...

[bri]

coooooeeeee coooeeeee I've got the soap

[Rico1304]

In other news a child caught stealing has been locked up in a sweet shop.

[Franny DelMucho]

hard luck on old GM there, he's had a joint, got in the car and at the end of the day he's gone and crashed it and the police aren't happy. me thinks georgey porgey will be blazing pyare green in the slammer.

[Redder Lurtz]

Beauty. The Evening Standard considered my shit joke fit for publication.

 

Inmates cheer George Michael as he starts jail term | News

[RoboRiise]

That arsehole celebrity lawyer was on whinging about how he was only jailed cos he's famous. Who gives a shit? Like RR says, he's lucky he never killed someone.

 

 

Yes, Mr Arsehole, sorry Loophole was banging on about it in the Evening News. If he put all of his opinions into a bag and took them to Cash Converter, I reckon he'd get about 57p for them.

[AGGERaphobic]

He'll have cock on tap, and be in his element the back alley ankle-tapper!!