Franny DelMucho

Last season is beginning to feel like it was all a wonderful dream, and now we have all awoken to the reality that is Brendan the bullshit artist. How can you have any respect for a middle aged man who gets his teeth whitened?. What is most infuriating, is the fact that this fool does not appreciate the art of defending. He has failed to address this problem since he got the gig. He either lacks insight, the necessary knowledge or is arrogant enough to believe he can create another attack as ruthless as last season's.

1. Zidane 2. Maldini 3. Iniesta 4. Xavi 5. Kenny Irons

Although there is probably more chance of Ian Ayre giving up his duties with the club and joining The La's as a stand in drummer for a one off tour of Lapland.

No disrespect intended towards Spearing but he's never going to hold down a first team place. FSG should sell him then use the money to cover the cost of a shit load of free tickets for local kids who never get to go the game? You know instead of these grown men in replica shirts getting tickets.

Jesus that is horrific mate deepest sympathies to you and your family

Hoping that Kessler will knock frock the fuck out. Boring cunt that Frock. Always on telly talking about how fit he is for a 35 year old. Who's arsed?

I dream of Leonardo Bonucci..........playing for LFC.

He's been working as a roadie for The Kooks on their latest tour. He fucking loves them guys. Unfortunately for you Walton, a pair of Clarks Originals will only take you so far in life.

Brendan is a Turkey.

Wonder if his next move will be to set fire to the stables ala Ralphy Ciferetto

I recall a bright young chap on Twitter who compared it to a velvet walnut whip.

Also my nan, who used to live on Penny Lane grew up with Paul McCartney and he was round having xmas dinner with us one xmas. After dinner Paul recieved a call from Ringo saying he was in the area and that he had a xmas present for him so my nan decided to invite Ringo round aswell for a wee cognac. Anyway, everyones had a few drinks and reminiscing about old times when my nan's sister - who is a world renowned clairvoyant, gets the idea to get in touch with our dear departed friends George and John. What unfolded was completely beyond the imagination of any man or woman. John and George appeared in my nans living room fully suited and booted with their guitars (Think John had a Rickenbacker if i recall). You don't need me to explain what happened next. An impromptu gig with The Beatles on xmas day (And to think some people will be looking forward to getting an Ipad this xmas). Anyway after they had finished playing, we all walked along Penny Lane to say our goodbye's when literally out of nowhere, a giant mythical Liver Bird swooped down from up above and picked up George and John, whisking them back off to heaven. So yeah, probably up there with my 3 best gigs ever. Kind Regards Franny Del Bullshit

The La's at The Ritz in Manchester a few years back now. The Stone Roses a few months back The Maybes? in the zanzibar during matthew street fes a few years back Good times.

Arsenal Invicibles Barca - 2006 - Present Juve - Zidane, Davids etc Madrid - Zidane, Ronaldo, Hierro etc Tranmere - Aldo, Irons, Morrisey, Nevin, Muir

One thing is for certain when it comes to Rodgers, and that is the fact that he does not possess the dark charisma of Adolf Hitler. This is a dissapointment and FSG should be ashamed of themselves for appointing a total melt and they should be even more ashamed of that pathetic excuse for a Baseball ground.